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Published: 2009-04-03 05:29:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 4622; Favourites: 59; Downloads: 58
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Found this in the shop this afternoon on the way to studio.For those not in the know, Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of Sheep innards (heart, liver, and lungs) stuffed into a sheep's stomach. Yes, it tastes about as lovely as it sounds.
But....how the bloody hell do you come up with vegetarian haggis?
Who would want to come up with veggie haggis?
And who'd want haggis in a CAN? (Yes, that exists too, but slightly more plausible. No less vile though.)
I was just looking for a double decker bar. (And some beans in tomato sauce, but that was on impulse.)
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veggie haggis....... in a can? Who in the seven fucking-hells of zanzibar would buy that?
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Apparently, there are a few vegetarians in Scotland who swear by it. *shrug*
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I think vegetarian haggis is made of mushrooms ...
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possibly. I remember legumes heavily listed as well.
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I'm not entirely sure...
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I had the exact same reaction when I saw veggie haggis in someone's house.
And that means someone has actually bought it.
But still, veggie haggis just doesn't make sense
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Oh dear, that sounds evil... like nonalcoholic Long Island Icetea.
I lost my will to live when I found "Rapesan" (Parmesan marketed by Germans who obviously don't speak English)
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How... is this even possible? Vegetarian haggis would be... air.
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The most hilarious veggie food EVER.
Seriously, even as a vegetarian myself I'm all WTF about it.
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I just want to know what the marketing session was like behind this product.
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I bet it's a strategy to get more people to buy vegetarian products. And for people who want to try haggis, but are disgusted by the idea of eating organs.
Or the company is actually a meat company that wants to convince people that vegetarians eat weird stuff. xD
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Vegetarian haggis? Seriously? That's as ridiculous as the meatless bacon they sell here. (But very amusing I must say!)
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Yeah, that and pre-cooked bacon. X_X
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.. is that even possible?
What next?
Vegitarian bacon sammich? D:
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There's veggie bacon too.
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.. that's just WRONG.
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lol..haggis is amazing..as is veggie haggis...lol XD
I mean...haggis tastes like slighty spiced minced meat...XD
but lol...I see your point XD
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Apparently, I've yet to have really good haggis, so possibly. But yes, the veggie bit escapes me.
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McSweens is good....XD
it's "clever" marketing
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D:
*tumbleweed drifts through*
on be half of my scotish bretherin. can i just say. that that is the most rediculous thing i've ever heard!
i like vegitarionas goo don them thair choice.
BUT VEGGI HAGGIS RRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYY SHOULDN'T EXIST!
its
just
wrong!
oh dear. oh dear oh dear. what has the world come to.
cool picture by the way. and next time you go for a double decker just go for the double decker don't get destracted by the randomness of veggi haggis lol
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good.
so what are yougoing to do next timeyou encounter veggi haggis r some ting similar?
repeate after me.
W A L K A W A Y ! ! !
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what the fudge-cellotaped-to-a-ghost!?
Vegitarian......haggis...in a can?
great! this will give me some interesting dreams
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Yes, yes it is I'm mentaly AND somehow physicly scarred for life
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XD But veggie haggis is delicious! I love it. It's weird, but I love it.
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I'll take ye word for it
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Yep, that ranks right up there with glow in the dark sunglasses, and ziplock vegetable bags.
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww, why would you want that. Haggis has always sounded gross to me.
but now I'm wondering if there is vegetarian liverwurst. I really do love liverwurst but it's way too fattening for me to eat these days.
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What's wierder: Veggie Haggis, or the fact that this stuff apparently sells well enough to be worth exporting???
Haggis can be really tasty if done right, but get it from a butcher if you can. Immagine a mix of mince and oats.
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So I have been told. Thank you for the tip.
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As scary as I find the idea of the real thing the veggie kind makes me wince. And in a can? So much wrongness.
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That sounds as bad as vegetarian mince meat o_O
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Well, mince meat only has suet (rendered fat) in it, so I can see that....
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