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Description I am the first to admit that I live in the student ghetto- better known as Allston Village. But since I work for a university, it means I don't have that much of a commute, and I love my apartment.

But every fall, after move-in, we have to deal with idiots who have yet to learn that not everyone appreciates their drunken singing and bad guitar playing at 3am.


This may be why I've been a tad...alright, VERY cranky, lately. Oopsie.

Dedicated to the idiot who's set off four car alarms in the last ten minutes at ....3am. Hopefully the police lock your ass up for disturbing the peace.
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Comments: 64

JesIdres In reply to ??? [2014-11-10 03:46:57 +0000 UTC]

oof. 

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TypicalWatson [2008-09-10 16:27:43 +0000 UTC]

wicked tho water bombs would be more fun. you could deney all knolage better as well seeing as you'd throw the evidence linking it to you on to them

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JesIdres In reply to TypicalWatson [2008-09-10 16:57:52 +0000 UTC]

But bits of plastic might have fingerprints!

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DolphinSilverwolf In reply to JesIdres [2014-11-07 06:16:32 +0000 UTC]

Paintballs?

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TypicalWatson In reply to JesIdres [2008-09-11 11:35:24 +0000 UTC]

then say eep and run on spinning legs

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Dragoonfliy [2008-09-10 00:38:35 +0000 UTC]

Wow. College is going to be an interesting experience for me isn't it...

You sound decidedly pissed. Might I recommend replacing their drink with something less drunkifying.

And possibly fruity.

*evil laugh*

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JesIdres In reply to Dragoonfliy [2008-09-10 01:07:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, if only.

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nightstalker3258 [2008-09-09 04:52:14 +0000 UTC]

I can simpathize. My room is right over one of the major parking lots of my campus, and my dorm is favored by freshmen. Car alarms, shouting, and I keep hearing/feeling loud music pulsing from somewhere.

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JesIdres In reply to nightstalker3258 [2008-09-09 05:09:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear. *hug*

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Roonstown [2008-09-08 09:32:47 +0000 UTC]

I use a pressure cannon filled with cellofane-wrapped balls of flour.

beleive me, it works like a charm.

Failing that, grenades.

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JesIdres In reply to Roonstown [2008-09-08 12:20:05 +0000 UTC]

That would work.

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Sykoticstalker27 [2008-09-08 02:38:15 +0000 UTC]

I really like you have a super serious sniper pose (and expression) while holding a super-soaker.

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JesIdres In reply to Sykoticstalker27 [2008-09-08 04:04:54 +0000 UTC]

You would too, at 3am.

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kitty-demon18 [2008-09-08 01:01:23 +0000 UTC]

i sympathize, people keep setting of their car alarms, playing the bugle and doing other loud obnoxius things at 3 am here too
the supersoaker idea rocks

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JesIdres In reply to kitty-demon18 [2008-09-08 01:14:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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onasugarhigh [2008-09-07 23:32:03 +0000 UTC]

That pic is awesome, I like.

When I was living with my mum and my stepdad in Runanga (before I moved up here to Auckland) we had these really annoying neighbours who would think it was a great idea to have a party at 2am on a weeknight among other irritating things they did.

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JesIdres In reply to onasugarhigh [2008-09-07 23:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Aww, I'm sorry.

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MedeaViolia [2008-09-07 23:11:15 +0000 UTC]

I sympathise, I am about to move in to student residence after avoiding it the first time I went to uni 9 years ago. I am terrified that I am going to end up in a flat with kids 9-10 years younger than me who havnt a clue how friggin annoying noise after midnight is, or how to coo, or how to buy toilet roll....


I think I may have turned in to a grump.. then again, the reason I didnt go in to student residence when I was 18 was because of the same reasons.

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JesIdres In reply to MedeaViolia [2008-09-07 23:50:35 +0000 UTC]

I realized the other day I've become the angry old lady on the bus who yells at people to move back.

HEE.

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SailorShipper [2008-09-07 22:51:12 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like the collage I went to, and durnken idots and their love of fire alarms. Great drawing.

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JesIdres In reply to SailorShipper [2008-09-07 23:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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mikeytheblackmantis [2008-09-07 21:13:19 +0000 UTC]

that doesn't seem too bueno

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JesIdres In reply to mikeytheblackmantis [2008-09-07 21:19:32 +0000 UTC]

After a week of drunken idiots, you get desperate

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mikeytheblackmantis In reply to JesIdres [2008-09-07 21:51:43 +0000 UTC]

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

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ivoryleopard [2008-09-07 21:00:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL

I remember when I was at an art school for uni, the voice majors (usually girls) who were not sopranos, would epic fail at attempting to be ones ..... at 3 am.


BTW Turmeric stains are VERY hard to get out if you want something stronger than food colouring.

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JesIdres In reply to ivoryleopard [2008-09-07 21:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Oooo. But that would be destruction of property...

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ivoryleopard In reply to JesIdres [2008-09-07 21:15:52 +0000 UTC]

but then you can say that they had curry for dinner

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AbruptlyNatural [2008-09-07 20:05:48 +0000 UTC]

Sounds similar to my predicament. Only mine is a constantly screaming child who lives downstairs and howls into the wee hours of the night.

Grrr.

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JesIdres In reply to AbruptlyNatural [2008-09-07 21:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Och. Ouch.

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FallenIceangel [2008-09-07 18:15:07 +0000 UTC]

I'll have to remember this when I go off to college... though I don't know if the newbies would appreciate being soaked by another newbie. XD

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JesIdres In reply to FallenIceangel [2008-09-07 21:04:44 +0000 UTC]

Sane versus Insane always works.

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RandomChees [2008-09-07 16:57:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God! The memories! The traumatic memories! (Hmm... now where can I get an extra-large super-soaker..or maybe a hose?) Great pic tho.

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JesIdres In reply to RandomChees [2008-09-07 21:04:24 +0000 UTC]

oooo.

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ThetaKoshei [2008-09-07 16:27:32 +0000 UTC]

hehe it should become a uni sport- newbie soaking! you could have inter uni competitions! XD

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JesIdres In reply to ThetaKoshei [2008-09-07 21:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but then I couldn't compete- I've been out of uni way too long.

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ThetaKoshei In reply to JesIdres [2008-09-08 12:11:31 +0000 UTC]

aww.... we could hold a reunion contest? involve all the newbies and seniors from ur time at uni and hold it then?

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RandomNonsense [2008-09-07 15:46:45 +0000 UTC]

A supersoaker? Hm, I used water balloons. They all usually react by either stopping or getting all upset.


I love messing with people.

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JesIdres In reply to RandomNonsense [2008-09-07 21:03:36 +0000 UTC]

Water balloons can have finger prints

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RandomNonsense In reply to JesIdres [2008-09-13 16:27:08 +0000 UTC]

....True..... >_>

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TheGreyWyvern [2008-09-07 15:39:41 +0000 UTC]

As a former undergraduate, I share your pain.

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JesIdres In reply to TheGreyWyvern [2008-09-07 21:03:05 +0000 UTC]

*hugs*

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Kordyne [2008-09-07 15:13:40 +0000 UTC]

If you think THAT'S bad, I once had some inconsiderate bastard playing loud music on the floor above me at 4am in my halls of residence. I know EXACTLY how you feel, matey.
Hmm, super-soaker loaded with food colouring... now there's a thought....

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JesIdres In reply to Kordyne [2008-09-07 21:02:47 +0000 UTC]

I had someone once have a party last from 2pm-2am that spilled out into our foyer. Three people puked on our door.

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Kordyne In reply to JesIdres [2008-09-07 21:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh God ok, you win....

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Xathanix [2008-09-07 14:42:15 +0000 UTC]

I can really understand you.
This picture is really cute and dangerous at the same time.

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JesIdres In reply to Xathanix [2008-09-07 21:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Hee! Thanks!

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Xi-Theta [2008-09-07 13:58:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm with you there!

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JesIdres In reply to Xi-Theta [2008-09-07 20:59:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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AishaLeHerisson [2008-09-07 11:05:07 +0000 UTC]

Food colouring in a water pistol.
Very nice.

*makes up her mind not to get really drunk at uni/college this year or any year*

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JesIdres In reply to AishaLeHerisson [2008-09-07 20:59:04 +0000 UTC]

We thank you.

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