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Shining Armor wonders Alicon Cadence's pastRelated content
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"Well dear…I’m a princess,a princess of love. You have to understand I’ve lived for a very long time and before we got the Crystal vassal state,I was a diplomat.And many times I would be required to take action to ’seal the deal’ as it were. For the good of my little ponies. But your my husband,the stallion I happily married. You know I love you more than anyone and will be there for you always regardless of any previous ’interactions’ I had with others."
" Your right honey, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have been so selfish as to want to think me as the only one in your life."
"Oh don’t feel bad Shiny,it feels good to talk about it actually,always had to be all princessey around my staff,but surely my husband wouldn’t mind hearing about my conquest."
"Uh wait I-"
"Well my first time was with a griffin diplomat and while I was afraid at first soon he had me loving it all the way."
"A griffon!"
"And then I belive it was a zebra emissary who I wanted to make ’confertable’ in our lands and then hmm… I think this guy was a donkey,or maybe a mule I don’t remember."
"A mule you had it with a mule!?"
" Yes both I think, at the same time at both ends.Theirs are so big you know."
"…Uh"
" Of course I have to admit to the occasional romp with guards every now and then."
" Woah wait what!?"
"I stopped it now that we’re married honey."
But…I never got picked"
" Oh well I mean I knew your family so you know, I thought it would have been awkward."
" But we’re married now"
"Well I ’thought’ it would have been awkward."
" No wonder Glazing blade was so happy that day he returned from guarding your chambers".
" I don’t remember him ,you all looked the same to me? And besides its not like Celestia doesn’t do it with her guards too and I’m pretty sure Luna started too."
" Celest- wait what about you, who else in this castle have you bumped with."
" Oh well , the servent colts,the royal bakers,royal keepers,towel colts,royal bankers…pretty much about half the staff here."
"Forgive me for being a little weirded out that half the people I work with have been inside my wife"
"Oh Shining don’t worry,your my husband now and your the only one getting my bed I promise.By the way did Twiligth ever tell you..about that time during her graduation from the fifth academic level-"
" Huh are you saying you and my little sister."
"Well she was drunk and I was drunk and we were both alone.
"Oh my Celestia please stop!"
"Okay but it wasn’t as awkward as the time your dad and I-"
"Okay SERIOUSLY NO MORE PLEASE!"
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let us answer that question with another one. Are there annoying fanboys?
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