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HellbirdIV — D.A.W.G
Published: 2010-07-12 02:42:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 4643; Favourites: 157; Downloads: 40
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The result of decades of experimentation into weaponized cuteness, the D.A.W.G anti-personnel device provides easy-to-carry, high-yield cuteness for use in the field. A mobile artillery variant is currently in development for deployment against armoured units, entrentched targets, and ex-wives involved in custody trials.Dog belongs to/photo taken by
Edit: Wow. This hasn't been up for more than a day and it's already my most favourited deviation. I should've posted a weaponized puppy long ago!
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Trust me; after going out as a white puppy for Halloween, D.A.W.G. really does work.
I was totally not responsible for causing a slow speed crash after distracting a woman driver with my puppiness :]
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I loled ..... coudnt handle the cutness of the d.a.w.g
so i need a BOKS of those grenades so i can guard my king
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Dog. . . . I LOVE DOGS~!!!! lol! very uber kawaii!! ^^!!!
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cant....fight....the ...cuteness... -dies- The sad thing is this would work on just about any girl...
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Be warned, the D.A.W.G has no favouritism when choosing targets and as such friendly fire situations and self-detonation are more likely than you would like to believe.
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Safety goggles or blinders are adviced for maximum protection against misfires.
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D.A.W.G stands for Defense Against Women Grenade
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Awhhaw my gosh soooo cute. i wanna hold it, and kiss em on the nose.
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So uh, is there a place I can get one of these or do I have to know a guy?
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Currently such concentrated cuteness is only available from military suppliers. Local petstores may provide civilian-grade alternatives.
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one last question, if I say gather a bunch, I'm assuming it's effectiveness will increase as well?
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Using multiple D.A.W.G devices in a single deployment has been proven to decrease the overall effectiveness of the device. The amount of cuteness is inversely proportional to the amount of D.A.W.Gs present on the field.
However, multiple D.A.W.Gs clustered together in an open-topped box or small pen has proven an effective ambush weapon capable of neutralizing entire platoons within minutes. Tests are still ongoing, however signs of hand-drawn arrows indicating the position of the D.A.W.Gs is believed to increase the effectiveness of these boxes.
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Loving the caption, could do with one of these myself, defuse a few situations i get myself into that i dont want to be XD
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Awesome! I laughed so hard at this. It's so cute!! D'awwwww
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