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Published: 2017-10-28 06:17:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 479; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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mmm i don't understand brokenstar. why in the world had he thought that kittens should be warriors at an early age? ok I understand he was bullied and all of that but??? still??? 
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babybagels [2018-06-22 21:36:22 +0000 UTC]

i love it

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GeorginaMegJe [2017-12-09 05:57:27 +0000 UTC]

Most perfect thing ever

i need this framed

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hawkthespork In reply to GeorginaMegJe [2017-12-09 06:24:30 +0000 UTC]

wheezes

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GeorginaMegJe In reply to hawkthespork [2017-12-11 03:27:21 +0000 UTC]

*puts hand on shoulder* you k there mate?

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hawkthespork In reply to GeorginaMegJe [2017-12-11 03:59:41 +0000 UTC]

probably not tbh

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SilverTheRogue [2017-10-29 04:18:42 +0000 UTC]

poor babies ;u;

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AzureTheCat808 [2017-10-28 19:38:27 +0000 UTC]

YES- and I don't understand the whole 'he was born evil' thing. Way to go, Erins, certainly creative with structured villain backstories. 

that is perfect btw

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hawkthespork In reply to AzureTheCat808 [2017-10-28 20:07:46 +0000 UTC]

I feel like every villain backstory is so similar or generic.

Brokenstar: bullied as a kit

Scourge: bullied as a kit

Tigerstar: father left when he was a kit

Mapleshade: Kits drown and mate rejects
Darktail: bullied as a kit by his mum and rejected by father

I can't remember any other villain for some reason is that seriously it??

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AzureTheCat808 In reply to hawkthespork [2017-10-28 20:37:18 +0000 UTC]

Ikr? It's Brokenstar's that gets me the most. With me, Mapleshade's backstory was actually tragic, and I could see her emotion and cause once she entered the Dark Forest in "Mapleshade's Vengeance". With Brokenstar, here are three totally solid and reasonable causes for him to be evil:
1: 'born that way'
2: Picked on
3: ???

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hawkthespork In reply to AzureTheCat808 [2017-10-28 20:48:00 +0000 UTC]

Ye, I can see why Mapleshade turned evil, I can see that being legitimate. But literally with brokenstar he was "born evil"?? What does that even mean?? I don't understand why Yellowfang got a "born evil" son when all she did was break the medicine cat code. Literally Sagewhisker forced her to become a medicine cat. Leafpool, on the other hand, broke /two/ codes, willingly wanted to become a medicine cat, and gets blessed with three magical children (technically only two but shhhhh)?? 

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AzureTheCat808 In reply to hawkthespork [2017-10-28 21:12:03 +0000 UTC]

And when Yellowfang got all pissed at Leafpool when she broke the code, herself? OH- and where was StarClan during the other poor she-cats' kittings as they were painfully dying? Why was Leafpool so special that she gets guided by a StarClan cat during her difficult kitting, but Silverstream could just kinda die?

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hawkthespork In reply to AzureTheCat808 [2017-10-28 23:19:48 +0000 UTC]

Right?? 

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Acorn-Trees [2017-10-28 14:36:02 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAA THIS IS SO GOOD XDD

Also pftt Brokenstar's like "You aren't my mom!" ......well actually she is Brokenstar xD

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hawkthespork In reply to Acorn-Trees [2017-10-28 16:06:46 +0000 UTC]

its not a pHASE M O M 

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Acorn-Trees In reply to hawkthespork [2017-10-28 16:19:39 +0000 UTC]

YoU dOnT UnDERstAND M O M

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hawkthespork In reply to Acorn-Trees [2017-10-28 17:30:55 +0000 UTC]

do Nt TrY tO conNEcT wiTH mE mO m

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Mewisadorable [2017-10-28 14:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Omg I just reread Yellowfang's Secret and I'm a sobbing mess




but this is sort of funnyish


eh

heheh

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hawkthespork In reply to Mewisadorable [2017-10-28 16:06:59 +0000 UTC]

hehehe

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