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Published: 2007-11-24 10:05:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 3566; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 35
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So yea, what if Plink did decide to get Owen that pervified hormone chip the salesman wanted to sell him? Well as you can see in this AU I think Plink made a good choice.WORD OF ADVICE: If you're going to buy a chip that makes your significant other uncontrollably sex crazed of you, make sure that person's not twice your size.
So yea, to cut a long story short, Plinky here's about to get raped by his new wife on their honeymoon, XD poor AU Plink. I can just imagine Owen having thrown him onto the bed before hoping onto it herself. XD
This is AU, not the actual OAPR story.
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and in other news dr. plink of vort 9 was taken to a hospital due to the fact he was sex-pummeled from him newly wed wife. . . .
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in other news the creator of the hormone chip was arrested and sentenced to a execution by the control brains
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Quite the brutal execution indeed. And finally snack prices continue to increase
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Well thats all the time we have here on irk news come join us tomorrow for the snack stock reportΒ
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( holy crap that was fun)
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Best night ever? X//D
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My God! I've never commented on this! (Too bad, because I am sure when I saw it the first time years ago I would have had more to say!)
LOL. I find this just so funny. This reminds me in a good way the Futurama episode "Amazon Women in the Mood". Pink is about to get a taste of Irken style Snu-snu!
Poor Plink just seems like the type that he wouldn't know what to do if Owen suddenly became so amorous she threw herself at him. Even if that perv-chip has an OFF setting, there's no way hitting it even now would save him. Hormones take time to work....
I think part of why I like this the most is I actually like seeing Owen be assertive (occasionally) because she's such a kind and gentle (and passive?) personality most of the time. I just laugh and smile when I imagine her being all soft-spoken and gentle as she aggressively pursues sex with startled and unprepared Plink. (She just would NOT take 'no' for an answer in this state...)
But reading the comments by others and your replies to them.... adds some more perspective.
>>Half-Dude: It's hard to see in the picture, but she is CRAZED, like ripping off his clothes and throwing him onto beds like a rabid animal XD he's probably scared to death!
Oh... that is scary. Yeah, too bad the picture doesn't convey that well. I would have loved to see her face at least.... Here I thought, because of how she's holding her hand and fingers, she's like "First I'd like to start with being on top, and then we'll switch positions after the first round. You're good for four or five, right Plinky? (Climbs on top of him with sweet but almost manic energy) Because I just have this crazy itch that I don't think'll be scratched before then...."
At least it sounds like Owen is going to enjoy herself. Though she'd probably feel bad afterward. Assuming they could get Plink used to it, they actually might both enjoy the experience a lot.... Might.
Ah, I think I need to I just like the idea of Irken naughtiness, and it's even stronger when I like the characters of the Irkens involved.... Hang tough, little Plink.
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He did.. they're not 'breast' chips, they're hormone chips. The salesman was trying to get him to buy the hormone chips that give big boobs.
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memo to self. NEVER give the chip to a Womans Gladiator Champion... EVER!!
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XD!!
Yes hahaha, it would probably be the death of you.. a SEXY death but still death.
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They found him a week later, humped to death. 6_6
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POOR plink 
well look at the bright side...he died happy
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whose the catcher and whose the pitcher? >D
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XD haha, yeah I like this one too.
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Haa ha! datz quite a thing to image! owen sex crazed!phschoo(o thatz a random noise i make to express my feelins in the place of real words)
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hee hee yeah.phschoo^-^
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good one! that would be a little frightening, i suppose. though not totally unpleasant on Plink's side...
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Who knows, it might actually be pretty bad for Plink's side XD who knows how rough she'd be? She might break him.
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HAHA! good point never quite thought about the whole "twice his size" thing! but how do we know Plink isn't secretly a little bit pervy hm?
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XD come on! He's Plink!
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some say you gotta watch out for the nice ones!
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Plink: *does the fingers thing* .. >.> .. O.O ..
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could you really expect that from him? ^^
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well what does he have to say about it?
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Plink: <.< ... >.>... O.O about what exactly?
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oookaaayyy... i guess plink isn't kinky after all. sorry!
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Have you writed any fan fiction about Plink and Owen?.
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Not me personally, I consider my comics to be the fan fic.
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Yay! 
Plink:
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Funny, every guy I know would kill to have a sexcrazed spouse. Regaurdless of the "craze" level. *Bow-Chika-Bow-Wow!* 
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I know I would XD at least for a little bit.
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Poor doomed Plink 
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Yea, he's so doomed XD
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In a way poor him, in a way lucky him. XD
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Hey, just a question but I was recently reading an article about a case study led by a Dr. Owen that was done to see if it was possible for the human mind to actually create paranormal phenomena, and was just wondering if you named your character Owen after him or if it was just a coincidence.
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