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Published: 2009-01-16 20:51:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 21355; Favourites: 460; Downloads: 231
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My whole life my mom never talked to me about anything like ya know like the birds and the bees and shit. then one day when im 18 YEARS OLD, she think im ready to have this talk.here i am MINDING MY OWN BEEZ WAX, trying to poop and read azumanga daioh (i know i spelled it wrong in the comic, and it is THEE best thing to read while dropping the kids off at the pool) and this woman comes busting in informing me of all these things i've known forever, and how if im gay im going to hell and all kinds are crrrraazy ass shit. so i started yelling and told her to get out and she wouldnt..........
by the way thats how my mom really looks. yeah. i know.
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I don't understand. I was still a kid when I had the talk with my Mom.
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My dad did the same thing, exept i was sleeping and he was half naked.
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LOL i would have been so freaked out and have said now is when u want to tell me this AHHHH
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I love you! That must have been super awkward though. 0-o
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oh lord, this is too funny! x'D sorry for laughing at you're misfortune, but JESUS!! x'D
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thank god my parents aren't homophobes.... and retarded to wait that long
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lucky mine are ...Mom:i want grankids blah blah blahpenis man man man man gay and lesbo realationships are wrong but its okay to bi cause thats just a faze blah blah Blah Me:GO SUCK ONE URSELF WOMAN i just wanna be an old cat ladyyy!!! with lots of yaoi manga stuffed in my shelves!!! god dammmit << 👍: 0 ⏩: 0
now that ive seen this comic, im sorta glad i dont see my parents as much.( i live with my grandparents)
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Your mom is so cool. Awesome glasses.
Like a deus ex machina out of bloody nowhere.
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Most awkward talk ever. I can't think of anything more embarissing... you have my sympathy.
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My husband's mom does that kind of stuff to us. One time she went into the bathroom when he was using it so she could yell at him because I didn't make my father-in-law scrambled eggs or somethng earlier. *sigh* and one time while at the mall she took me to buy a dress and she walked in the dressing room while I'm changing, held the door open to help me get dressed so I'm standing there in a department store half naked with the door standing open and she would not close it and would not leave.
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privacy much?
your mom looks like a male hippie...
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you sure that's not my mom? she does the exact same crap XD
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My parents were pretty honest with me when I asked about it. I'm sure it was VERY awkward for them to explain it to a four year old, but I always appreciated that they never lied to me about important stuff like that. But one thing my mom forgot to tell me was that, when a girl reaches a certain age, every month...
Luckily I had already read about it before that happened to me, so I wasn't too freaked out. My mom still apologizes for that everytime its brought up...
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when.....you.....were.......4?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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What can I say? I was curious little camper...
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.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................sorry wha?
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*laughs* I kept asking them until they told me. For the record, it didn't do the psychologial damage adults think its gonna do. I mean, my parents could've gone the easy route and said the stork brings the babies but no- they went the honest, awkward way and told me the truth.
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then your far more mature than any other kid in my school....they act kinda dumb and their intimidation shows how insecure they are....
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thank you! 
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I was on the crapper reading Death Note and singing Caramelldansen when my sister barged in on me with a spray bottle filled with water. The kind you train cats with.
>.<
I fell off the toilet with my jeans around my ankles. Since then, I lock the door.
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At that moment, no, it was not.
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ROFLMAO XDD that was weird and retarded but hey! ya need your own privacy but they just wont give it lol guess that must've sucked
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Bahahaha that's too funny!!!! Yeah parents are awkwardly funny when they makes the birds and bees talk
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My Dad still thinks I'm a virgin, and I'm in college. Sorry for you lol.
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I never got that talk, but I've gotten many unique ones since about the age of 11...
Like them telling me when they lost their virginity O.o
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My mom just kinda walked in while I was in the bathtub and handed me a book and some tampons and left before I could say anything. But we both suck at talking about anything even mildly awkward. 
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Least yours wasn't brought on by by her walking in on the act.never think just because your moms car is gone....she went with the rest of them that took it,and apparently its bad when the girls on top,sorry mom!nice pic...has the resemblance of roxas or ichigo
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So why do you not wear a shirt when you take a shit? Do you feel the need to be completely naked or something?
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Something like that happened to me when I was like ten or something. My (stupid) cousin barged in while I trying peeing. You know how normally when you get really scared, you end up wetting yourself. Oddly enough, while I was peeing, getting the *bleeps* scared outta me made me stop peeing.
After a veeeeerrry long awkward silence, I finally managed to shout, "OH MY GOD!!! KNOCK NEXT TIME, YOU STUPID GIRL!!!"
Then, later on, in front of the WHOLE family, she decides to say, "I saw Kelly's weiner today."
Something was seriously wrong with that girl.
And my bladder hurt FOREVER after that because the pee wouldn't come out for like two days. Stupid childhood trauma.
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Awesome.
Well, you know, not her doing this, but how you portray it.
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ahahaha!! oh no, that must've been one hell of a surprise!
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I love the Fact your not afraid to post anything that happens in your life and Experse it in A wonderful form of art ....translation ROFLMAYO !
If I where a Boy Strike that MAN ~! I would Be one of your boy toys Like Go-Devil-Dante
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This makes me thankful that my parents don't care about my sexual knowledge.
Come to think of it, I can't remember a time when I DIDN'T know what sex was.
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LOL 'i see you're busy'
my dad loves randomly giving people 'the talk'
he usually does it over lunch, using food to represent different bits and pieces
i will never look at spaghetti the same way again :I
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wtf? Your mom says gays go to hell?! 
But anyways, this was damn funny comic so I guess the real situation was some what bizarre. Your mom sure got the timing right
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Wow, I like how you're so open. I wish I could talk about pooping carelessly... I only talk about my pee.
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it's something you can learn to talk about
here, i'll help -
POOOOOOOOP (:<
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LOL. I'll remember this always and will try to follow in your footsteps, sensei.
POOP! There, now I feel better.
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good \o/
we've made a major breakthrough, i think
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