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Published: 2009-08-11 12:26:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 3027; Favourites: 91; Downloads: 33
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look up "what shit women say on there period"
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THE KITCHEN IS TROLLING YOU!!!!
Or is it the period that's trolling you? *gasp* THEY'RE BOTH TROLLING YOU!!!!
And I'm having my period now. Damn.
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Hahaha I know that feeling!
DAMN YOU NATURE!
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heh this is so true to life.... I like.
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Lmfao. I know the feeling. I get it every single time I start my period. I start vehemently hating men, and wishing I had been born one just so I wouldn't have to have a period.
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i feel your pain.i hate it when that time of the month comes!
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Dude, bread pudding is amazing!! I'm acually eating sume right now xD
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Lol. 
For me it's weird, strangly i never do get cramps or angerier at that time of the month. :/ It's weird...
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I know right? D:
I was in the middle of a final exam when I started getting horrble cramps and was forced to sit through two hours before I could get some pain killers.
and then after class I'm like crouching down against the wall, like curled up and my female teacher comes over "... you okay?" "Period." "Ah." She looks over at my bf with a smirk "aren't you glad you're a guy?"
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your teacher knows your boyfriend? o_o
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oh and I love your differently colored socks *steals* >3
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I wish I had some bread pudding. 
LOL this is epic and sadly true.
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Good you baked in time. If you'd tried it afterwards you'd probably destroy the owen
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XD
Totally what I was feeling this week.
Actually... that and, the pure amazement that I can live after losing that much blood. @___@
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it is true i've heard this from a guy friend
'women are like super hero's, they can bleed for a week and still be alive!' i laughed because it amazes me too!
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at least thats better then when there is nothing sweet for miles and you start.
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[I've been able to relate to this since late May due to complications with birth control. This is just epic. Needs to be made into a print, in my humble opinion. 
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
OHYES......
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Yah try having your wisdom teeth pulled start your period the next day and the day after that find out your allergic to all the meds your taking for pain and recovery
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What you need is a crossbow. With a lighter so you can set the tips of the arrows on fire. Shall I have one shipped over?
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Hmmmm yes, yes, that could work. You have any flame-throwers by any chance? I do like a big BOOM!
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Women are 'blessed' with that time of the month, go beat up Mother Nature.
I've never had bread pudding, but it looks good. Congrats on the baking.
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I can't fully relate, but I do like bread pudding.
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Hahaha, that seems to happen every time I make brownies.
We're just lucky, I guess?
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uh... how's pudding related to the period? 
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People like to use fattening food to smother their pain.
Women on their periods are in a lot of pain.
Instant solution!
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That always solves life's problems! I usually have 2-3 scoops of ice cream every monday since they usually suck lol (btw I'm not gay 
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Oh, yeah... 
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Don't question them, young one. If you see them coming with red eyes and flamethrowers YOU RUN! <__< Don't FKEN STOP! JUST RUN DAMN IT RUN!!!!
You could throw some fattening foods, that will buy you a few seconds. <__<
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I'm lucky my dA sis neftisita never gets all bitchy on her periods xD
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Maybe she feeds before she speaks to you. <__<
*somewhere in a dungeon*
Guy: OMG NOOO!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?! AHHH!!!!
Your dA sis: I'll dip you in chocolate and eat you my dearie!!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
*she comes close and shadows illustrate the guys demise*
all you hear is her chuckling her ass off in the background
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Nah, my dA sister is just too rational o.o I do have other friends that have been randomly bitchy to the point that I was all like "uh... hey, what's wrong? O.o? Are you having your period or something? 
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She has a penis. Probably bigger than yours <____<;;;;
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Nah, I know her... xD I mean... I've seen her on pics, on webcam and I've talked to her by phone owo so she's not a guy if that what you meant... <.<
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Nah... oh, yeah and she's a tomboy xD I mean she doesn't like skirts, make up, pink stuff, dolls... you know... girly stuff owo
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Because women like eating sweets or whatever when they're in their periods. It makes us feel better. 
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Oooh, so that's why...
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