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Look out, Duke boys! That low-down Boss Hogg’s hired himself a burglar to fetch a priceless antique from his own collection and slip it in the General Lee unawares! Uh oh… And what’s this? Seems Daisy done accidentally run across this fella while he was snoopin’ ‘round the Boar’s Nest office like a coon dog on a scent. Now this here burglar ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed as he plum forgot Boss’ combination, but what he lacks in smarts he makes up for in pure meanness. Quicker’n you can say jack rabbit, he’s got poor Daisy trussed to one of Boss’ newfangled exercise machines. If I were Daisy right about now, I’d be a-bracin’ for plenty o’ shuckin’ and jivin’ as this snake-belly-mean burglar’s got a real funny way of makin’ a lady talk. Well, I reckon it’s mighty hard for a fella not to notice the finest feet in Georgia.

Dukes of Hazzard, Daisy Duke, and Boss Hogg property of AOL/Time/Warner.

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Look out, Duke boys! That low-down Boss Hogg’s hired himself a burglar to fetch a priceless antique from his own collection and slip it in the General Lee unawares! Uh oh… And what’s this? Seems Daisy done accidentally run across this fella while he was snoopin’ ‘round the Boar’s Nest office like a coon dog on a scent. Now this here burglar ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed as he plum forgot Boss’ combination, but what he lacks in smarts he makes up for in pure meanness. Quicker’n you can say jack rabbit, he’s got poor Daisy trussed to one of Boss’ newfangled exercise machines. If I were Daisy right about now, I’d be a-bracin’ for plenty o’ shuckin’ and jivin’ as this snake-belly-mean burglar’s got a real funny way of makin’ a lady talk. Well, I reckon it’s mighty hard for a fella not to notice the finest feet in Georgia.

Dukes of Hazzard, Daisy Duke, and Boss Hogg property of AOL/Time/Warner.