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# 07 Aria's voice actress was Trinity in The Matrix movies.
# 20 GLaDOS is the evil AI in Portal
# 28 Shepard's dressed as the main character of Clockwork Orange
# 31 Zevran is from Dragon Age: Origins
# 33 the pose comes from the Conan movies. It's just too badass.
The neutral/paragon endings are a Dragon Age joke. The renegade one is a Baldur's Gate joke
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#33: So YOU'RE to blame for the Mass Effect 3 ending!
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The sad thing is your ME3 endings happened in the worst possible way.
Got me laughing several times though.
Good work as per usual.
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You have no fucking idea how hard I laughed at the "Zevrans" panel
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I don't understand the 3rd question. Who are they?
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The drell-licking made me laugh my ass off. I know exactly what you mean. "lalalala, Repears aren't real, I'm hallucinating!" Grunta SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED. I lost my shit when you said 'romanceable' in addition. That would've been awesome.
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In 3 there are too much characters who are romanceable only by other characters. Wrex, Bakara, Joker, EDI... And if Joker can bang an AI, why can't my FemShep bang 1183 of them?! It can be written without anybody going out of character, it can just be Shepard loving Legion and Legion deciding she's too valuable as a friend to let go. Heck, it doesn't have to be sexual (Legion doesn't have a... *giggle* sex drive anyways... But he has a hard drive if you know what I mean ). Just give me some more geth booty and I'll be happy. And I want Bakara romance. And Wrex romance. Hell, why can't Shepard just go all "let's bang, okay?" with everyone?
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everyone took Garrus and Thane in the end.
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Honestly, nope. I love Thane and Garrus, but i have pride to admit that i took Mordin and Tali. Mordin, cause the incinerate (and ok, heΒ΄s a professor, but heΒ΄s badass too) and Tali, for the droids (entertaining adds... and i love tali xD).
But if i have to choose 1 char of the entire mass effect saga character group, its wrex. Wrex FTW ALWAYS!
Cheers!
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it was for comedic purposes, i know that not every one took them on the last area. now the joke is ruined and my feelings are hurt.
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HOLY CRAP... You predicted the future for Tali's face! XD
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And the renegade ending for me3... I'm sorry, I meant the "ConTROLL" ending...
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Infact she hit all 3 pretty much on the spot o.O
Shepard dies in about ALL endings to save the world (wich one is paragon is left to your own imagination)
Controll ending (in my opinion the bad/troll/d**kish ending and therefore Renegade) IS becoming a Reapergod
and the Synergy ending is more or less creating a Reaperbaby just without Miranda and/or Jacob o.O
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Yep. Were it not for the deaths of the geth and EDI (which in my headcanon, don't happen) destroy would be the most moral descisicion.
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You really love Thane don't you? If you could bring Thane back to life, but it's more impossible than the hardest mission on Insanity, would you still try?
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Soooo.... almost NOTHING you wanted in ME3 happen....it always makes me sad to see these pre-ME3 stuff...
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I totally want the Zevrang!!!!
Can't you go work for Bioware 
Wishlist for ME3: we didn't even get any of all this. even the revenge on Cerberus was fuc*ed.
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Lmao, I LOVE 31! That would have made the game!!
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Shyla knows how to handle Human Reapers. Just keep calm and lick Thane.
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Funny how the endings that you predicted are, pretty much, two of the endings in the Extended Cut
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ahhh if only, i agree with ur bit about Liara =\ there should be a way to get her killed instead of her getting royal treatment surviving no matter what while evother character in the game can die.
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.....I just realised your predictions in number 33 have almost come true O.o Destroy, control, synthesis (no baby but close enough)
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wow you have no idea how close those predictions were did you?
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hail for grunta!
damn, now i totally want a dlc with her in it that you can get a krogan battle mistress in your team!
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How utterly odd, though...
How becoming a Reaper God is the _Blue_ pill.
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conrad as Shepard's replacment, humanity is doomed
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Luckily enough you do kill Tim in ME3 I wont tell you how though
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*spoiler*
he pulled a Saren suicide in my playthrough
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Oh right since you played through Mass Effect 2 if you choose al the non-storyline answers (Right Side of the screen)Hell try to shoot Anderson you can choose to let him live or die but if you let Anderson die you just shoot him.
BTW which ending did you go with or would that be spoilers
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Control, but I'm planning to reload and choose destroy instead. You know, I'm one of those Indoctrination Theory fans.
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Wow that was fast! like the fastest feedback message ive got. now back on the subject what makes you think he was indoctrinated I mean I can see where its coming from cause you could clearly see the Illusive Man mind F***ing everyone at the last bit. but I dont know whats your theory
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This meme is awesome from start to end. Period.
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u kind of got 2 of the endings right. they were still terible thou
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looking at this now, this is scarily prescient in a lot of ways.
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absolutely epic.....
.......and you really love that conan pose dont you?
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Dragon Age references make me giggled
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who refers to Samara as Granny. It's why I can never understand trying to(and failing to) romance her. That's like trying to romance Wynne!
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I ADORED your new alien race the 'Zevrans' XD
I love Zevran and this would definitely be awesome if it did happen!
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hehe i liked the jokes you put in from dragon age.. when i got to #31 i started laughing cause i first glance i thought "hey that looks like Zevran!" then i start reading LOL
and comooon bioware wouldn't do the same thing twice ... right ? ;3
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