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Published: 2011-12-04 05:31:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 5605; Favourites: 73; Downloads: 20
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Description This is a little embarassing, but here’s the story:

I was on my way out of town in search of adventure when a dragon roared above. I see him flying towards town so I head back. I make short work of it with some help of the town’s guards and I take my leave. Back on the road, just a short distance outside of town, I get ambushed by a bear. But this wasn’t just any bear! This was Bearacles, great king of the frozen north! After receiving a swift and merciless beating, I run back to town as fast as I can and the guards kill the bear for me.

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Comments: 18

Supersonicman96 [2013-07-16 18:56:07 +0000 UTC]

I remember my most embarrassing Skyrim moment. I was hunting for my first word of power and I reached a mountain where I found a dragon. I took the word of power than I ran away, with the dragon following me the entire time. I eventual reached Whiterun where the guards saved my life.

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Focusphobia [2013-01-18 20:48:57 +0000 UTC]

Giants are overpowered, especially since the only attack they have is to launch you into the sky.

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Machinegun-Willy [2012-04-07 09:02:03 +0000 UTC]

You should've met the bears in the previous game...

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avrorka [2012-01-19 08:07:22 +0000 UTC]

it ia real...))

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Morit [2012-01-02 02:09:34 +0000 UTC]

Dragons are way to underpowered

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Helljump [2011-12-25 22:17:21 +0000 UTC]

Early game, I'd run away from the bears whilst shooting fire runes at the ground.
You could hear it getting closer as the explosions happened sooner.

Nowadays, I use conjuration to slow them down. Sometimes, a Dremora Lord may even win against one.

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jazariz [2011-12-25 17:51:04 +0000 UTC]

it so true one time i was vs a dragon and a saber tooth attacked me

i thing to my self you can kill a dragon but not a saber tooth

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UrdnotDoug [2011-12-22 15:44:02 +0000 UTC]

Dovakin. Slayer of Dragons. Shaper of nations. Chew toy of Winnie the Pooh.

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danceingox [2011-12-20 16:55:15 +0000 UTC]

lol xD I know right?! I asked a friend about this but then he said "Dragon borns are anti dragons, but to bears they are like any humans" kinda makes it clear no?

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cjchris [2011-12-08 22:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Cinnamon no!

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DrFumblez In reply to cjchris [2012-01-09 04:18:58 +0000 UTC]

ROFL

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Kerevon [2011-12-07 07:25:58 +0000 UTC]

No. Don't apologize. For fun, I managed to get a dragon to fight two bears. They killed it in less than five seconds once it landed. Those things are fuzzy death-machines with hides stronger than dragon scales (literally, they seem to take less damage than dragons).

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EnciferART In reply to Kerevon [2011-12-07 08:52:21 +0000 UTC]

I need to trade in my dragonbone armor for some bear armor

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Kerevon In reply to EnciferART [2011-12-07 16:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Eeyup.

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OneLoneTree [2011-12-05 19:45:09 +0000 UTC]

So true >.<

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DeepHurting [2011-12-05 07:01:33 +0000 UTC]

FUCK THOSE GODLESS CREATURES!!! >

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Archenium [2011-12-04 17:20:03 +0000 UTC]

on the hardest mode the guards become the bear, because the bear does more damage than the entire town is capable of ._.

true story, had 400 health and daedric armor, turned the difficulty to the max and found a snow bear.

It killed me in one hit.

I cried, turned the mode into the easiest one, and threw half his burnt-to-a-crisp body off a mountain >:l

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EnciferART In reply to Archenium [2011-12-06 07:26:31 +0000 UTC]

I do the same thing except hard mode for me is using my low-level two-handed and easy mode is when I bust out my maxed out fire spells haha

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