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Garou-Yakashi [2008-07-26 19:21:58 +0000 UTC]
Resident Evil 4 is the only game that can make me yell "FUCKING TENTACLE DOGS!".
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lightavenger [2008-04-04 00:46:32 +0000 UTC]
I feel sorry for Leon for being that close to a dogs mouth.
Leon: ''ahhhh dominic dog breath''
Ashley: ''aw cute little doggy''
Leon: ''uh Ashley that dog ate that poster of me in your bedroom''
Ashley: ''WHAT (eyes turn red) YOU SHALL DIE''
Ashley kills the dog by summing a saith and cutting its head off.
Ashley: ''whit a minute i don't have a poster of you in my bedroom''
sorry couldent resist
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Homsar88 In reply to lightavenger [2009-04-21 15:40:19 +0000 UTC]
My caption(s) for this piece:
"Gorey dog bestiality and tentacle yaoi! What are the chances?!"
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Leon: A little help here people?!
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Ashley: If I cant have Leon, nobody can! *horribly fails at jumping the dog and gets gored by it satisfying it and making it go away*
Leon: Wow...2 problems solved in one! What a day! *walks away whistling like normal*
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(This situation actually happened to my mom when she played....)
Leon: Hey, it's the dog helped me fight El Gigante! Nice doggy! *runs to pet it and get gored at the face* AGHHH!!!!
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Carmello: RAWR. OM NOM NOM. *eating Leon*
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The alternate Ending for Resident Evil 4.
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Tentacle rape!
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You are Dead.
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So much randomness so little time...
Your thing just inspired me too much. XD
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-03-22 10:05:07 +0000 UTC]
Lemme guess. You walked away from the El Gigane fight, went to the church, saw the dog at the top of the path, and mistook it for the nice doggie? I did the same thing... My friend is playing and I saw the dog...
Me: Wait, don't shoot it, it's the dog!
Friend: No it isn't!
Me: Yeah-huh!
Friend: You're wrong.
Me: Stop pointing your gun at it! You'll offend him!
Friend: Wait! No, don't!
I proceed to snatch the controller, and walk up to the beast, only to have it jump on me and try to eat my face!
Me: (Even though I know it isn't really the dog) I told you that you'd offend it, didn't I?
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-03-22 18:22:22 +0000 UTC]
No...my mom plays. She didnt walk away from the fight.
She mistook it for the helpful dog from before.
This is an old comment...why the heck do you care?
Your comment gave me a headache no offense.
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 02:54:49 +0000 UTC]
... Sorry? I... sorry. *sighs* Why can't I ever just shut up?
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 02:57:03 +0000 UTC]
It's not about shutting up.
Its how my mom games more than me. Its like shes the cool one and Im not in that case.
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 03:07:43 +0000 UTC]
No, I'm sure you're way cool! At the very least by my standards!
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 03:14:46 +0000 UTC]
Now say you like A Clockwork Orange and you'll be perfect, baby.
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 03:19:34 +0000 UTC]
Clockwork Orange? *Sigh* I don't get it...
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 03:37:59 +0000 UTC]
You mean you've never seen/heard of it...or you saw it/read it and didn't understand?
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 04:01:58 +0000 UTC]
You dont have to but it was put on the list of some of the best movies of all time.
Though people may not speak of it much because it is quite R rated and was X rated and very unexpected at the time it came out. It makes big statements about the future and society and it can go against conversative peoples beliefs.
I can see why most parents wouldnt talk to their kids about it...so I really dont blame you for not knowing.
Its very good but confusing and gritty.
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 04:03:13 +0000 UTC]
Okay, good to know, I'd suppose... How old are you, by the way?
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 20:20:58 +0000 UTC]
All, right, sorry if that question was too personal... I swear, I'm not a creeper.
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 20:29:07 +0000 UTC]
It's not too personal...unless you're 30 or something...
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 20:37:11 +0000 UTC]
No, no... Yikes, thirty, huh? Wow... Anyway, I have to go for a little while. I'll be back on in like ten minutes.
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 21:49:50 +0000 UTC]
... All righty then, you havin' fun with your random moments, 'cause once again, you've lost me! I'm a bit too blonde for my own good...
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 21:51:41 +0000 UTC]
It's alright...I was just secrwetly hoping you'd be so surprised and be thrown off guard you would actually give me money.
O:
lol.
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 21:53:48 +0000 UTC]
Lol, sorry buddy, besides, I'm flat broke! I've only got 7 cents!
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 21:56:59 +0000 UTC]
... Okay, here ya go. *sigh* Now I ain't got any money. Darn... What are you going to do with 7 cents?
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 22:28:21 +0000 UTC]
And you also have to admit that you are impressed.
I'll buy some fancy hooker with this 7 cents I took!
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-04 22:34:33 +0000 UTC]
Oh, will you? I doubt that, but good luck. Heh, you're a funny person, actually.
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-04 22:42:01 +0000 UTC]
7 cents can get a peak at least! ...ever play 4 seconds in heaven? I might with your money.
Ha. Thank you.
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-05 23:22:51 +0000 UTC]
;3
DUN BE LIEK DAT BBY. WE GOTZ SUMFIN. LIEK...DA FEVAH FOR EACH OTHA!
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crazybiteychick In reply to Homsar88 [2010-04-25 07:59:19 +0000 UTC]
Oh, cool! Well... That could have been awkward... I'm glad that didn't upset you. Some people would have been so offended. Ugh.
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Homsar88 In reply to crazybiteychick [2010-04-25 16:53:20 +0000 UTC]
People are very easily offended these days...yup.
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