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Description "I like swords!"

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Yes, continuing the collection is a Gallade by the name of Sir Deathproof.

As his name implies, he's virtually unkillable, why? Because he's so rock stupid that he doesn't understand the concept of death. Which for some bizzare reason, lets him survive normally lethal blows. Such as one Omnius gave him when he thrust the red sword now stuck in Deathproof's chest. Deathproof is also very naive, so much so that he believes that he and Omnius are best friends and that Omnius is a nice person. It's likely if not definate that he does not realize he's doing the bidding of someone evil, despite himself being a force for good. He greatly annoys Omnius, who only keeps him around because his immortality makes him a great meat shield.

As a Gallade, he's very skilled with swordsmanship, able to weild as many as 5 swords at once (One in each hand, the two that spring from his elbows and one in his mouth). It doesn't matter what kind either, as in his many years of living, he has mastered virtually every type of sword.

While ignorant and docile, should you ever try to remove the sword in his chest, it will bring about a terrible rage in him as it's a symbol of his loyalty to Omnius. However he considers his fights with the good guys just sparring or gameplaying, failing to see the true nature of what's going on between the two sides.

Name: Sir Deathproof
Male Gallade
Age: ???
Nature: Docile
Ability: Steadfast
Moves: Psycho Cut, Close Combat, Confusion (it usually affects himself), Slash
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Comments: 66

TheNerd-Bot [2018-06-15 04:58:41 +0000 UTC]

I get it. 8-Bit Theater!

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TheUltimateGravoid [2014-09-24 08:34:40 +0000 UTC]

Schlau genug um mit schwertern zu kΓ€mpfen aber zu blΓΆd zum sterben, das muss mir erstmal einer erklΓ€ren

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SoUr-MaNtIs [2013-08-10 23:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Haha, hilarious story XD

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Kirbyfan1990 [2013-06-11 02:52:08 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, does this remind anyone of a certain blue-armored Private from a popular web machinima?

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cybeastwarrior [2013-01-03 19:07:56 +0000 UTC]

I love him XD

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YonYonYon [2011-11-21 09:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Damn, he's hilarious

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garraofthefunk12 [2011-07-11 17:46:49 +0000 UTC]

its just like deadpool

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momoistheking [2011-07-10 21:27:54 +0000 UTC]

Sir Deathproof:

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cheetahluvr16 [2010-12-18 21:40:53 +0000 UTC]

IMMORTAL IDIOT!
....Sounds like Deadpool.

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amazon211 [2010-09-28 19:55:53 +0000 UTC]

As for Omnius, what does he look like?

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DrCrafty In reply to amazon211 [2010-09-28 19:56:55 +0000 UTC]

check the pokepeople section of my gallery, he's Unown

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amazon211 In reply to DrCrafty [2010-09-28 20:00:52 +0000 UTC]

oh

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amazon211 [2010-09-28 19:54:37 +0000 UTC]

And he is a cool Deadpool parody, except he doesn't wisecrack. LOL!

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DrCrafty In reply to amazon211 [2010-09-28 19:57:59 +0000 UTC]

it's hard to parady something already a joke xD

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amazon211 In reply to DrCrafty [2010-09-28 20:00:42 +0000 UTC]

Whatcha talking about?!! I know your there! How dare you! How am I joke? The REAL JOKE IS DA JOKAH! I going to teleport there and, Oooo a CHIMICHANGA!!

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DrCrafty In reply to amazon211 [2010-09-28 20:05:01 +0000 UTC]

well xD perhaps more acurately speaking, deadpool is the punchline to the parodyable material marvel has

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amazon211 In reply to DrCrafty [2010-09-28 20:15:04 +0000 UTC]

I am going to shoot you now. BANG! Just kidding! click click!
"destroys gun"
"slo mo" NOOO!! THAT WAS FAVOURITE GUN!! OUCH!

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fivetro [2010-09-17 08:16:03 +0000 UTC]

heh, Fighter and blackmage refenence, love it.

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SKULL-TOP-HAT-FIRE00 [2010-08-02 00:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Badass remind me of Deadpool :deadpool:

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OldKeys [2010-07-25 21:03:28 +0000 UTC]

I love him.

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DrCrafty In reply to OldKeys [2010-07-25 21:12:11 +0000 UTC]

he loves you too

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OldKeys In reply to DrCrafty [2010-07-25 21:13:31 +0000 UTC]

WOOT!

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ridollstix [2010-07-03 00:21:02 +0000 UTC]

If you're not careful people will ship Omnius and this Sir lol

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DrCrafty In reply to ridollstix [2010-07-03 00:22:41 +0000 UTC]

xD; fangirls will ship anything

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ridollstix In reply to DrCrafty [2010-07-03 18:24:18 +0000 UTC]

There is nothing like an idiot and a straight man to encourage it though FFF

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TheColombianOne [2010-06-25 02:15:51 +0000 UTC]

This concept is awesome!

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DrCrafty In reply to TheColombianOne [2010-06-25 02:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you ^u^ don;t forget to check out the rest

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uzumakijiraya [2010-06-22 00:27:49 +0000 UTC]

So he;s like deadpool

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DrCrafty In reply to uzumakijiraya [2010-06-22 03:05:44 +0000 UTC]

Wow xD comparing him to deadpool? That's awesome! And I don't even read his comics

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uzumakijiraya In reply to DrCrafty [2010-06-22 04:28:29 +0000 UTC]

Neither do I, yet i still find him awsome!

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CrimsonPyro [2010-06-22 00:11:34 +0000 UTC]

Aah, Gallade. How many times did you kill my enemies in the most creative ways possible. But no matter how convoluted our assassination plans were, we always knew how to enjoy simply stabbing someone and watching them bled to death...*sigh* those were simpler times.

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DrCrafty In reply to CrimsonPyro [2010-06-22 03:10:27 +0000 UTC]

They must for the brotherhood of Gallade!

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alphabetjones [2010-06-21 23:09:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL IS HE THAT ONE POKEMON THAT EVOLVES FROM KIRLIA IF IT'S A BOY
CUZ IT LOOKS LIKE THAT

...h-he's unlikeable? D:>
I LIKE HIM :T

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DrCrafty In reply to alphabetjones [2010-06-22 03:12:23 +0000 UTC]

haha Unkillable xD not unlikable

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alphabetjones In reply to DrCrafty [2010-06-22 03:22:51 +0000 UTC]

fffff I am sooo good at reading
really

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CrimsonPyro In reply to alphabetjones [2010-06-22 00:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant deduction, my dear Watson. Although I would really appreciate it if you were so kind as to use your indoor voice next time.

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alphabetjones In reply to CrimsonPyro [2010-06-22 00:41:19 +0000 UTC]

oh um, i apologize my sire
i was excited for said brilliant deduction

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CrimsonPyro In reply to alphabetjones [2010-06-22 00:44:58 +0000 UTC]

No problem. Just burn someone(who irritates you, preferably) alive and all will be peachy.

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alphabetjones In reply to CrimsonPyro [2010-06-22 00:49:08 +0000 UTC]

is that a reference...? c-cuz i didn't get it :c
Peachy keen~

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CrimsonPyro In reply to alphabetjones [2010-06-22 03:41:25 +0000 UTC]

Nope, no reference, just me being randomly bloodthirsty.

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alphabetjones In reply to CrimsonPyro [2010-06-22 03:48:29 +0000 UTC]

uh
o-ohhhhkayyy

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CrimsonPyro In reply to alphabetjones [2010-06-22 13:12:50 +0000 UTC]

*creepy whisper* I know where you liiiive. I can see your house from where I'm standing!

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alphabetjones In reply to CrimsonPyro [2010-06-22 23:42:26 +0000 UTC]

Wh-what...?

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PrimusRulz [2010-06-21 22:22:41 +0000 UTC]

Poor guy got a sword stuck in his chest...
Why are all your Pokepeople my fav pokemon?

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DrCrafty In reply to PrimusRulz [2010-06-22 03:12:05 +0000 UTC]

because I read minds

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PrimusRulz In reply to DrCrafty [2010-06-22 18:42:16 +0000 UTC]

You sure do!

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CrimsonPyro In reply to PrimusRulz [2010-06-22 00:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Well, either you have similar tastes regarding pokemon or he's stalking you...he's watching you when you sleep!

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Duder-Skanks [2010-06-21 18:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Concept of what now?

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Fluna [2010-06-21 18:37:48 +0000 UTC]

I love your vision for the red horn on the chest, so unique XDD

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DrCrafty In reply to Fluna [2010-06-21 18:57:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a bunch x3 I'm starting to wanna see what other friends of mine come up with

Btw fluna...

PERSONA PERSONA PERSONA!

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