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Published: 2008-01-17 09:10:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 2514; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 6
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I love Super Mario Galaxy!! Doesn't mean I can draw it though...Ps. At the end of Mario 64 the Princess says, "Let's go bake a delicious cake!" I think that was a metaphor for sex.
PsPs. I just read that officially, Peach is 17 and Mario is 31. WTF? Mario= PedoPhile?
PsPSps. The letters on the cover of Galaxy with sparkles on them spell out, (coincidentally) U R MR GAY!
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Technically, Mario ain't a pedophile.
The age of consent in Japan is like... 13 or 14? xD
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Ya. I know. Still weird though...
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what the heck!? She's 17? really?
Is THAT the real reason why she'll never put out after Mario pulls her sorry ass off bowser's dick after each and every game?
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Like I said, I think "Delicious Cake" is a metaphor for "sex".
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yeah but officialy it couldn't be if she was really 17 and he was 30.
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Turns out, in Japan, That's perfectly acceptable! So cake does mean Sex! (You go Mario!
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I am. I really am.
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I laughed so hard I almost imploded!
Also check my comment on the conversation under this one.
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Did you crap your pants (in a good way)before or After you imploded?
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Well, he was lonely and Peach was drunk soooo.....
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You just can't go a day without corrupting something childlike, can you?
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No. No I can't. Did you know the Winnie the Pooh characters were designed to teach children about the consequences of drug use? It's true! A.A. Milne was a child psychologist! Pooh was a brain fried pothead. Piglet? Paranoid delusional. Rabbit? Psychotic Obsessive. Tigger? Crackhead. Kanga? Single mother. (It was the 30's, that was still considered taboo.)I guess that made Roo a crack baby.
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Really? No wonder I never liked that show.
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Yeah, it's true! (Don't even get me started about Sesame Street!!!)
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Never watched that either. I raised myself watching Scooby Doo, so I always figured drugs were fine, especially when shared with the dog, who would then gain the ability to talk in a funny voice and take you on cool adventures through creepy old padeos' castles.
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... I always thought Velma was hot.
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No shot. 100% lesbian (but it's ok because Daphne was an hardcore alcoholic.)
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This conversation makes me want to crap my pants, in a good way...
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Hmmm, I would swipe her (Velma's) glasses and talk in a high voice. She'd never know. Well, until it was too late, anyway. "It's a cucumber, baby, honest!"
Gawd, I sickened myself that time...
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She's an alcoholic, not blind...
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No, VELMA, not Daphne! Also, my brother once pointed out that Velma really doesn't need any of the rest of the Scooby gang at all. Thats an interesting thought...
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Well how in the world would you trick Velma into sleeping with you? She's gay, not drunk (I mean that in a less cruel way than it sounds....)
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I already said I'd steal her glasses, speak in a high, feminine voice, then swear it was a cucumber! (Oh Gawd, don't make me say that again...)
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...Let's just drop this.
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Okay.
So hows about that Smurfette. I bet she stays busy.
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LOL! Love the Sig!
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Man. thats a lot of Ninja's...
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Yet you forgot 
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I had them but it was TO full... and colorful.
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i always knew though no one believed me i always knew
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they are awakened to the truth
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Who Knows, it's legal if her parents signed a release!
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Thanks, oh person who laughs like Bowser!
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