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Description
Miniskirt Officers are highly dangerous, but not always easy-to-recognise animals, so I decided to create this diagram in order to keep innocent rangers (and passers-by) safe from their poisonous clutches.

Tips to keep safe when approached by a 'skirt:
1) Get them wet. 'skirts are allergic to water.
2) Yell 'RED DAAAAAAAAWN' - This frightens them.
3) Stay in groups - 'skirts are more likely to attack a lone person.
4) Challenge them to a game of dodgeball. 'skirts are weak at dodgeball.
5) Since most officers only have one eye, it is relatively simple to keep out of their line of vision by simply moving fast.

Dedicated to Vic Mignogna and his Risembool Rangers (Because they are the best) <3

Description
Miniskirt Officers are highly dangerous, but not always easy-to-recognise animals, so I decided to create this diagram in order to keep innocent rangers (and passers-by) safe from their poisonous clutches.

Tips to keep safe when approached by a 'skirt:
1) Get them wet. 'skirts are allergic to water.
2) Yell 'RED DAAAAAAAAWN' - This frightens them.
3) Stay in groups - 'skirts are more likely to attack a lone person.
4) Challenge them to a game of dodgeball. 'skirts are weak at dodgeball.
5) Since most officers only have one eye, it is relatively simple to keep out of their line of vision by simply moving fast.

Dedicated to Vic Mignogna and his Risembool Rangers (Because they are the best) <3