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Erik: First story on the list. Might not make it two. We’ll see. It’s a powerranger crossover or some shit like that. idk.
Creep: Power Rangers????? Really?
Kit: Never watched a single episode...because they got Sonic cancled. =.= Plus, raised on girl shows until I was 7...
Creep: I haven’t seen a single episode since I was 6.
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Power Rangers Busting Force
Creep: Yes, “original” title, there.
Kit: This is going to hurt, isn’t it?
By: Erinbubble92
Creep: ….I dunno why but I think I’ve heard of this person before. Deja vu......
Kit: I know this person. I used to read her parodies a lot...
Summary: After experiencing Power Rangers from Erin, Candace dicides to bust her brothers, Power Rangers style!
Erik: *facepalm*
Creep: Yes, because putting summaries in the middle of the story is always a wise move. DUH. *facepalm* Oh and “Erin” is gonna be a self-insert, yes?
Kit: Oh, you have no idea. Erin’s self insert is in a good portion of her stuff.
Creep: She must be the older sister of Marissa.
"MOM!" A familiar voice rang loudly. It was from Candace. "Phineas and Ferb made tons of peanut butter and jelly in a jars together in the backyard."
Erik: That...sucked.
Creep: ….what?
Kit: 0 o How...uninspired and uncreative...
Creep: Why not steal the fuckin’ peanut butter and jelly machine from “Meet the Robinsons” or something?
By Candace in the front yard was Erin reading a book. SG came up to Erin after Candace ran off.
Erik: Who the fuck is SG? Who the fuck is Erin? Introduce your damn OCs. This reminds me of Marissa.
Creep: Like I said, they MUST be sisters.....or cousins.
Kit: Believe me, she has self inserts and random OCs like crazy...
"How can you not hear her?" SG asked.
Erik: Is your name seriously SG or is the writer too lazy to put it down?
Creep: That’s.....oddly nostalgic. I used to have characters with “names” like that.....but it was a long time ago. I mean it was REALLY bad.
Kit: Knowing how shitty an author I used to be, I probably did, too...I think all beginning writers have that phase.
Creep: I used to make comics featuring Woody, Flik and the Rugrats when I was 5. Yeah....this is was before I learned what “copyright” meant. XD
Kit: XD
Erin saw SG and took out giant cottonballs out of her ears.
"I'm sorry what?" Erin asked.
Candace's mom pulled into the drive way. "I'm coming." as she got out of the car.
Candace guides her into the backyard. She opens the fence and shows it.
Erik: Bored.
Creep: EXCITEMENT!!!!!!! *sarcasm*
Kit: Adventure Ho... =w=
"Hi mom." Phineas called.
Candace look to see Phineas and Ferb with peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches.
Creep: I think the lint brush would have been a better project.
"Hi, boys, looks like you have snacks already. I'm going to go figure out what we can have for dinner." Linda said, walking off.
Creep: What? The story’s over? Wow......
Erik: Sooo...she was going to bust them for making sandwiches?
Creep: I recall Candace would bust them for making sandwiches REALLY close to dinner time.
Kit: Doubt that’s an excuse.
Creep: And ironically she’s in a anti-busting club at the time.
Candace growls as she walks to where Erin's at.
"Erin! How did you not see that?" Candace yelled.
"Been busy reading my manga book, Magic Knights." Erin said.
Creep: Because manga exists in PnF.
Kit: In Erin’s world, manga exists EVERYWHERE...Of course, I haven’t read her stuff in forever....
Erik: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?!?!??! WHY IS HE RANDOMLY HERE??!!
Creep: Is Erin a he....or a she? Or a Skhe?
Kit: Self insert, thus a ‘she’.
Candace growled as she walks off not paying attention to both Erin and SG.
Creep: Why should we too?
Kit: Lord knows I’m not.
Erik: Who dafuq is SG?
The next day, Erin is in Phineas and Ferb's living room, watching TV out of boredom. It was playing Power Rangers Dino Thunder.
Creep: Because Power Rangers exist in PnF.
Kit: If anything, a Power Rangers knock-off...
Creep: LOL, I’m kinda imagining the kids trying to pretend to be “Super Crew” and basically doing the same thing as a project. XD
Phineas: Super Formation Grand Supreme Combination GO!
Candace came into the living room with her phone until she saw Erin.
"Hi, Erin. Whatcha watching?" Candace asked.
Isabella: !!!! Who the fuck?!
Kit: Izzy, potty mouth...That’s our job...|D
Isabella: No one steals my catchphrase....except Phineas.
Erik: ...WHO THE FUCK IS ERIN?!
Kit: Annoying self insert.
"Power Rangers Dino Thunder, one of my favorites." Erin told her.
Creep: Like we fuckin’ care.
Erik: Isn’t power rangers for...5 year olds?
Kit: Probably.
"The coolest crime fighting super heroes who fights aliens, evil magical creatures, evil ninjas and samuaris, and crimals. The first series was the Mighty Morhpin Rangers."
Creep: I could watch the show or hell, watch Linkara to know more about the Power Rangers. THIS IS FUCKIN’ PHINEAS AND FERB!
Erik: Why is this even a P&F fic? Why not do shit involving Power Rangers?
"Isn't this show meant for boys?" Candace asked watching the part where they summond their Zoids.
Erik: More like toddlers.
Creep: You being sexist, Candace?
Kit: I’d like it if the acting wasn’t completely stupid...
Creep: Or not interestingly stale.
Kit: With annoying dialog and lame effects...
Creep: I think I’ve seen moldy bread with better dialogue than this.
"I know but I like it because of the Pink and Yellow Rangers, they have female members. Even sometimes the females the blue AND a red ranger." Erin said. "Power Rangers are so popular with the boys but I like them and their are some girls who like it."
Creep: Aside from the remake, is Power Rangers even a thing anymore?
Kit: Not really...
"Well, not for me."
“Duuuuuurrr?” Erin asked, not being able to kee our attention.
“Duh huh huh...” Candace responded.
“Duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh” Erin said, continuing their boring dialogue that the sporkers couldn’t give a shit about.
"But they were originated in Japan called Super Sentai." Erin said. "See," She holds up a picture of Asuna and the Baka Rangers.
Erik: I don’t fuckin’ care!
Creep: ….is that a Negima reference? YES, I know SOME manga, BTW.
Kit: Eh...the only appeal I understand in case of the actual manga is the hot guys and girls. The anime is usually better handled, in my opinion...
Creep: Trust me; the Negima reference itself is funnier than THIS story trying to reference it.
Kit: Then apparently, you know about more manga than I do. |D *has never heard of Negima* But I think we’re getting off topic. |3
Creep: I don’t blame you. But yes, let’s continue.
"Even in some anime, girls formed their own called the Dummy Force or the Baka Rangers in original Japan."
"Alright, I get it. Can you tell me what they do?"
"They fight evil and bust them for doing things they shouldn't be doing." Erin said. "Man, you're so impaitent..."
Candace eye widen as Erin contiues to talk.
"Say that again?" Candace asked.
"What "you're impaitent"?" Erin asked.
Erik: Yeah, we have spellcheck. Make use of it.
Erin: NO! It is EVIL!!!!!!
Kit: She misspelled “impatient” twice.
"No before that."
"They fight evil?"
"No in the middle!"
"Bust them for doing things they shouldn't be doing?"
Erik:
Creep: Is Candace getting advice....from a TV show for toddlers? ….well, she has gotten weirder theories of busting from other shit
Kit: This IS the girl who took advice from a foour...fiiive....Suzy. |D in the show.....
Creep: And....fortune cookies.
"Yes, I know I'm gonna do today! I'm going to make my own Power Rangers team to bust my brothers!" Candace yelled.
Phineas: Candace...That’s my catchphrase...D|
Creep: Wasn’t the Phineas & Ferb Busters about the closest thing to that?
Erin growls in frustation and slam her face into a pillow.
"Why did I open my big mouth?" Erin asked to herself.
Creep: Why am I imagining that Erin is Erik if he was turned into a raging and brainless fangirl?
Erik: Tootallyyyyy
Kit: Haven’t known him for more than a few weeks, so I wouldn’t know. |D
Candace was pulling Erin into the garage. She closes the door and goes to Erin.
"Erin, I can't sew good, can you make the costumes?" Candace asked. "You're really good at fashion."
Kit: “I can’t sew good”? isn’t it... “I can’t sew WELL”?
Erik: Oh God, this OC bores the hell out of me...
Kit: Oh, yeah, pointing out the improper speech would require me to care about the OC. Nevermind. |D
Creep: *snores*
"Okay, Candace's what color?" Erin asked writing a notepad.
"I'm Red Ranger!" Candace said.
"Okay, Stacy's pink, Jenny's yellow..." Erin said.
Erik: Oh God, didn’t we fucking do this in the show?
"What I thought I'm choosing the colors?"
"No I am, Stacy said last time you made her tangerine color so I'm giving the colors. And let's see I need blue and green Ranger."
Erik: And here you acknowledge you are stealing shit from an episode.
Kit: Refference, stealing, it’s all good. |D
Creep: Will it be Buford and Baljeet?
Kit: Please don’t. They’re two of my favorite side characters...T~T
Creep: True. Mine’s Norm....and the name of Dr. Bloodpudding. XD
Kit: What IS bloodpudding? |3
Creep: A vampire’s favorite dessert?
Kit: XD
Candace thought for a moment until she saw SG coming in.
Erik: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!??!
"There you two are. I look over the house for yah'll." SG said.
Erik: WHO?!?!?!
"Perfect! SG do you like blue and green?" Candace asked.
Erik: WHAT DOES SG STAND FOR?!?!
"SG will be green." Erin said.
Erik: WHO?!
SG was confused
Erik: WHO?!
until Erin whispered, "Please forgive me, she's making a Power Ranger crew to bust her brothers."
"Really?" SG complained
Erik: ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?!
SG: I don’t know!! D8
.
"I'm sorry." Erin shrugged.
Creep: I know Erik’s done this but.....who the FUCK are these people?! Why am I supposed to care about these two?
Kit: I think it’s just the author having fun with mindless nonsense, and she made the mistake of actually submitting it...I do shit like this all the time, but I don’t submit it.
Creep: Ugh.
"Know Erin is there more colors to Power Rangers?" Candace asked.
Erik: Wha?
"Well there was a purple, black, and one time orange. But we don't have a blue." Erin finished.
"Call Minty, she'll be blue."
Erik: ANOTHER UNKNOWN CHARACTER?!?!
Creep: Who the hell is Minty and what kind of name is that for a girl?! She sounds like the name of a rejected Candy Land character!
Kit:...I’d actually guy that in a Candy Land remake, actually. |3
Creep: I’d go see it if there was a remake movie. XDDD
Kit: There’s a movie? 0.o I was talking about the board game. |D
Creep: Oh. XD But if there’s a movie about fuckin’ Battleship, I guess Candy Land isn’t too far a stretch.
Kit: That’d actually be an interesting kids movie...Oop. Getting off topic again.
Creep: I know. It’s called “Wreck It Ralph”, but moving on!
Kit: Just saw a trailer for that...Ok, NOW back on topic. XD
Candace said. "I need three more people to be purple, black, and orange!"
Candace went outside the garage door and paced. Erin and SG came out.
Erik: WHO?!
"Well..." SG asked.
Erik: WHO?!
Erin thinks until she saw Isabella.
Erik: FINALLY! SOMEONE WE KNOW!
"Hey, Isabella!" Erin called.
"Hi Erin, whatcha doin'?" Isabella asked.
Creep: You misspelled her catchphrase. “What’cha doin’?”.
Kit:...you’re right, they did. ACK. DX Can’t stand it what people do that!
Creep: Isn’t this author supposed to be a frikkin’ fan?! How can you misspell shit from your favorite show?
"Candace is making a Power Rangers force and she needs new members." Erin suggested. "Would you like to join, I'm in charge of the costumes."
"Sure, what color you had in mind for me?"
"Would you like to be purple?"
"Oh yes, I look cute in purple. Plus, I'll get my "Dress up as a Superhero" and "Girl Power Team besides the Fireside Girls" patch." Isabella said.
Kit: Ok, I know the Fireside Girls have odd patches, but...what? 0~o
Creep: Granted, these are the same girls who MOVED A FUCKIN’ MOUNTAIN FOR A PATCH.
Kit: Eh, good point. It’s still stupid, though.
Creep: Agreed.
Erik: Beats BSM’s “Screw a Pharmacist” patch
"It's settled, Isabella's purple." Erin wrote it on her notebook.
Creep: To be fair, they actually didn’t give Isabella the pink ranger outfit which is....actually kinda predictable.
Kit: True. I just didn’t know there was a purple ranger.
Creep: I recall a “Mauve Ranger” and a “Tangerine Ranger”. *Sarcasm* Erin’s just pulling colored rangers out her ass.
"Now we need black and orange."
Vanessa was walking through the neighborhood until SG
Erik: WHO?!
and Erin saw her and went to her.
Kit: Ack! D8 No! Vanessa! Get out of here while you still have some dignity as a character! D8
Vanessa: Why am I randomly hanging out with you guys?
Creep: Because it’s normal! You shouldn’t hang out with older guys like.....Monty or whatever. *Sarcasm*
Kit: Ah, Monty. <3....Where the hell is sipping with the Enemy?! It’s driving me nuts! DX
Creep: Next week. WOOT!
"Hey, Vanessa!" Erin called.
"Oh hey Erin, where's your playpus partner?" Vanessa asked.
Erik: Dafuq?!
Creep: …......
Kit: O O
Erik: They spelled platypus wrong.
Kit:...Oh, you’re right. They left out the ‘t’.
Creep: Also, isn’t Erin PHINEAS AND FERB’S FUCKIN’ FRIEND?! Wouldn’t the goddamn OWCA be....noticing this shit right now!?
Kit: The author didn’t bother explaining shit, so how the hell would we know whose partner she really is? |3
Creep: I REALLY hate that.
Kit: Can’t believe I used to do that...D|
"Never mind that, I need a favor." Erin asked. "Since you are goth and love black, I need you to help us on something."
Creep: Oh yes, because since Vanessa wears black, she should be the black ranger. Stereotyping characters is the staple of fanfics.....
Kit: Next, lets put Olivia as a black-and-red ranger with skulls. |D *sarcasm*
Creep: Let’s put Ani into a red ranger suit with flowers! 8D *sarcasm*
Erik: Could be worse...they could have had Baljeet be the black ranger.
Creep:
Kit: |D
Erik: Or Stacy as the yellow ranger.
Kit: Ooooh....XD
"Sure, my dad doesn't expect me at his lair until late evening." Vanessa said, going to them.
"Erin, you got all colors for everyone but you." Candace yelled.
Creep: Lemme guess....she’s gonna be the RAINBOW Ranger?
"Well, I have orange but I was think of..." Erin got cut by Candace. "You'll be the orange ranger!"
"Can't I be pink or something?" Erin asked, complaining. "Orange is not even my color."
Creep: Exactly what IS Erin’s role in the group?
Kit: To act as a window for the author to feel included...or...whatever the purpose of a self-insert is...
Erik: Since we know nothing about her...I’ll say...she’s P&F’s pedophilic school teacher. Yeah. She’s 40. She wants to molest them and is trying to get close.
"Too bad Erin, let's hope to it!" Candace yelled, getting her phone and called Stacy and Jenny.
Erin sighed and called Minty.
Erik: WHO?!
"I Got My Own Thing" by Brassy music plays in the background.
Kit: Who’s Brassy?
Creep: A band? Yes, because I DEFINITELY recall a band named “Brassy” existing in PnF. Totally....*sarcasm*
Kit: Weeeelll...Kelly Clarkson and Bowling for Soup exists in the PnF universe, so it’s not that far out there to assume other real live bands exist here... (Hence my own refference to One Direction in Kris’ interview.)
Creep: LOL.
Erin is sewing and making the suits. She then made white belts, gloves, and boots and shoes.
Creep: UGH, this is so boring!!! DX
Kit: And did the author just shift in the time...thing...what’s the word?
Creep: Continuum?
Kit: No...something about past and present tenses...
She also made accessories and grey color for Vanessa's suit.
Creep: Again, stereotyping is your friend! 8D
As she sews her suit, she groans but has no choice.
Kit: She did it again. Past tense turns to present, then past, then present...it flipflops.
After all the suits were done, she grabs them and looks around to see if Candace's around. She smirks and tip-toes out.
She finds Phineas and Ferb who are looking on blue prints.
Creep: Where the fuck were they?!
Kit: They’re usually in the backyard, so I guess she assumed we’d assume they’re in th e backyard.
Creep: True, but I’m seeing...LESS of them. And it’s called “Phineas and Ferb” for a reason.
"Hey, Phineas, Ferb!" Erin called.
"Oh hi, Erin. Whatcha need?" Phineas asked.
"I need you to make weapons and Zoids from Power Rangers for Candace and her Power Ranger team." Erin asked.
"Oh cool I didn't know you two were into Power Rangers." Phineas said.
Creep: To be fair, Phineas doesn’t judge people. It’s part of his oblivious charm. XD
"We'll do anything for Candace. Right Ferb?"
Ferb thumbs up at Phineas.
Erik: When does shit happen?!?!
"Oh good, I need you to make Candace's cellphone, Stacy's shoes, Jenny's necklace, Isabella's sash, Vanessa's MP3 player," When Erin said Vansessa's name, Ferb eye widen and smiled. "and Minty's belt high tech weaponary."
Creep: Seriously? There’s a girl named “Minty”?
Kit: There’s a guy named Ferb, too. I think she assumed names are nothing here...
Creep: Ferb’s more of a reference to Rocko’s Modern Life. Minty sounds like she’s trying to take over the Candy Kingdom or whatever.
"Sure, we'll make them just like the Power Ranger weapons." Phineas said, holding the items "What about yours and SG and the zoids?"
Erik: WHO?!
Kit: Maybe it’s just my girl brain with lack of PR knowledge, but...the Zoids are what now...? I know they’re robots of some kind....they sound stupid.
Creep Giant fake robots.
"Well, SG
Erik: WHO?!
has her charm and I have my glasses and bazooka." Erin answered. "And here," Erin held a list of animals to Phineas. "These are the animals I choose for them."
"Okay, we'll get started." Phineas said.
Phineas and Ferb walked off with the girls' things. For a while Phineas came back and gave them to Erin.
"Thanks." Erin smiled.
"Here, to summond the zoids all you have to do is push the buttons on your belts of yah'lls suit." Phineas instructed.
Erik: *snooooooore*
Phineas: Watch as I suddenly adopt a redneck accent! 83
Creep: HEY! Only Olivia can talk gangsta!
Olivia: Word.
Kit: I’m surrounded by both on a daily basis...|3 It’s not that bad-ass. |D
Olivia: W’ever.
Erik: URGH! LIKE FOUR MORE PAGES OF THIS SHIT! DX
Erin nodded and ran off.
Later Candace saw Erin with the suits.
"What took you so long?" Candace asked.
"I have a few adjustments." Erin said, giving her the uniforms.
Creep: Okay, are they gonna DO something!? I see no busting of any kind going on!
"Perfect!" Candace smiled. "How do you put these on?"
"Say your Power Ranger theme and say activate or whatever." Erin told her. "Works in the show."
Erik: DO SOMETHING!
Kit: At some point, that Nostalgia Critic song is going to start playing...Can we try not to get to that point? That was a fun sequence, but for the wrong reasons.
"Okay," Candace putting the uniforms excpet hers down. "I know, how about Power Rangers Busting Force?"
Creep: Actually, WHY is this called a crossover to Power Rangers? I don’t see the other characters from the other show in this story!
Erin shrugged as Candace found her cellphone.
"Uh... Busting Force... Actavate..." Candace asked.
Kit: Really? You misspelled “activate”? And, ‘asked’? With no question mark? D|
The suit went into her cellphone and then Candace was in a bright red light.
"What's happen?" Candace yelled. "This isn't anime!"
Erik: *sigh*
After the bright light went away, Candace is wearing red dress with a long white collar, a white C on the side, white gloves, a white belt with pouches even one holding her cellphone, and white boots with red leggings. Candace open her eyes and gasped.
Erik: <---Guess who doesn’t fucking care.
Kit: Wait, wait, wait...Did I read that wrong, oooor...did I just witness a very bad Totally spies reference...?...I feel kinda weird for feeling annoyed about that reference...If that’s the correct reference...Me and my girl shows. TwT
Creep: I love that show too.
"Oh Erin this is so cool!" Candace yelled.
Erin smiled and held her hands behind her back.
"Let's go get the others!" Candace yelled.
When the girls got their uniforms from Erin, they held their items.
"So how does it go?" Stacy asked.
"Say Busting Force, Activate!" Candace ordered.
"Okay..." Stacy said.
"As long it's can be use for world peace." Jenny said.
"You can do that too." Erin said.
"Perfect." Jenny got excited.
All the girls held their items ready to change.
"Erin, you owe me for this." SG whispered.
"Busting Force, Activate!" All the girls yelled.
The girls' suit went into their items and they all got into bright lights of their respective colors. Soon the bright lights disappears and they all wearing the same suit as Candace only different.
Stacy's pink dress with a white collar, a white S on the side, white gloves with a pink bracelt on the left arm, a white belt with pouches, white boots with pink leggings, and pink bow.
Jenny's yellow long dress with a white collar, a white J on the side, white gloves, a white belt with pouches, white sandals instead of boots with yellow leggings, and she has her flower and necklace.
Isabella's purple dress with a white collar, a white I on the side, white gloves, a white belt with pouches, white boots with purple leggings, and a purple burret with a white bow.
Vanessa's black suit with a silver collar, a silver V on the side, silver gloves, a silver belt with pouches, and black boots with silver leggings.
Minty's blue dress with a white collar, a white M on the side, white gloves, a white belt with pouches, and white boots with blue leggings.
SG's green dress with a white collar, a white S on the side, white gloves, a white belt with pouches, white boots with green leggings, and a green bow.
Erin's orange dress with a white collar, a white E on the side, white gloves, a white belt with pouches, white boots with orange leggings, and a long ribbon tying her ponytail.
The girls were amazed by the uniforms.
"I love my new shoes!" Stacy called.
"Erin, I have to say you should be a fashion designer." Minty said.
"Hey thanks." Erin blushed.
"Okay team, let's get reayd... to bust!" Candace smirked.
"Yep, Ferb, the ground acting as up and down elevators is fun." Phineas said, going up and down with Ferb.
Soon, the girls burst out like Power Rangers.
Sheena Easton and female background music: Power Rangers Busting Force!
"What was that?" Vanessa asked. "It's not my dad's lair song isn't it?"
"No that's the theme song." Erin said.
"Oh, cool." Isabella said.
Erik: Just them putting their shit on.
Kit: Riveting. = =
"Phineas and Ferb you are so busted!" Candace said.
Candace grabbed her phone and texted her mom. The girls held their weapons.
"Don't hurt them! I want them busted." Candace yelled.
The girls shrugged put their weapons down.
"Now for the real thing, the Zoids!" Candace said.
Nothing happen as they look around.
"Erin the zoids..." Minty asked.
"Push your belts." Erin said.
Erik: <---Doesn’t know what’s going on.
Kit: <---Doesn’t care about what’s going on.
Creep: <--- Wants to cry out of boredom.
The girls pushed buttons on their belts. Suddenly the ground rumbled making some of them fall over. A red fox zoid
Erik: Who?
ran out of the forest, next a pink crane zoid
Erik: What
flew down with a yellow pigeon zoid,
Erik: Is
then a purple unicorn pony zoid,
Erik: This
black cat zoid,
Erik: God
green wolf zoid,
Erik: Damn
blue rabbit zoid,
Erik: Bullshit??
and a orange monkey zoid appeared.
Creep: ….whatever.
Kit:.....?
Creep: I basically don’t give a fuck anymore.
Kit: I don’t know if it’s the time or the boring story making me yawn...I’d believe either at this point.
They came down next to their owners.
"WOW/WHOA!" The girls yelled in amusement.
"Erin this is so cute!" Isabella yelled.
Creep: Because giant robots are adorable, I guess.
Kit: Aren’t they, though? |D
The girls jumped into their zoids.
"Erin, this is so amazing." Candace said.
"Wait for it..." Erin smiled.
Erik: WHAT’S A FUCKING ZOID, DAMN IT?!
Creep: Giant fake robots, dude.
Kit: I just did a search, and I think it’s actually called “Zords” or something.
The robots begin to glow, Candace's became a head, Stacy and Jenny's became arms, Isabella's, Vanessa's, Minty's become a body, and SG's and Erin's became legs.
Creep: :music:Lameformers, more annoying, yeah!
Kit: This isn’t worthy of Tranformers refferences...
Creep: Unless I refer to the Michael Bay movies.....
Kit: My mom would only let me watch the first one, really, and even then, I only paid attention to the robot fights. |D The human scenes bored me.
Creep: Stick to the first one. You’d died from the sheer stupidity of the sequels. BELIEVE me.
"Awseome/Cool/Cute!" All the girls cried.
Erik: “Stupid/Lame/Boring!” All the sporkers cried.
Creep: ^Accurate.
Kit: ^Indeed.
"That is cool!" SG said.
Erik: WHO?!
Kit: Are you gonna do that everytime the OC’s are mentioned? |D
"Erin this is so amazing!" Candace smiled.
Creep: …..kinda out of character for Candace, there. When has she been cool about....anything the boys ever made?
Candace smirked as she used the arm to make a big cage over Phineas and Ferb.
"They'll be busted for sure." Candace chuckled.
SG
Erik: WHO?!
and Erin stared at each other.
"BTW Erin where did you get Power Ranger tech stuff?" Candace asked.
Kit: *facepalm* Someone shoot me. Please...
Creep: It’s the......$0 Dollar Questions! WHERE THE FUCK YOU THINK?!?!
Erik: *mouth hangs open* Are...you fucking me?
Candace: What! “Something impossible + that thing existing in real life = Phineas and Ferb!”
Erik: No. Not that. I meant Candace saying “BTW”...
Kit: Jaylin only gets away with it because it’s ACTUALLY an annoying thing she does when she talks. It doesn’t fly with Candace! D|
Creep: But still, why would Candace ask such a OBVIOUS question? Who else in the fuckin’ Tri-State-Area builds impossible robots like theses?
Erik: Doofenshmirtz. Thaddeus. Bloodpudding. Diminutive. Thor. L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. in general.
Kit: Pr. Poofenplotz...Any other genius or scientific prodigy...
Creep: Shut up, the both of you. >.< You KNOW who I’m talking about.
Kit: Yeah, I figured we were just being sarcastic dicks, and I was just going with it. XD
"Phineas and Ferb built it." Erin respond.
Erik: DUUUUURRRRRRR!!!!
But when she said that, she covered her mouth in realization.
Creep: *Gasp* I DIDN’T KNOW THAT!!!!!!! O.O *sarcasm*
"What?" Candace yelled making everyone cringed. "Erin, I can't believe you!"
"Well you said you wanted zoids and stuff."
Erik: EXPLAIN WHAT ZOIDS ARE, STORY!
Kit: Zords. I think they’re called “Zords”, actually...
Creep: Again, WHY IS THIS CALLED A FUCKIN’ CROSSOVER?! There’s no Rita Replusa, no fake monsters, no Zordon, NONE of the fuckin’ Rangers.....how can this be called a fuckin’ crossover?!
Kit: The Power Rangers/TMNT crossover was better than this...Yes, I watched that. T~T
Erik: I don’t know if it IS called a crossover...
Creep: Crossovers works when BOTH shows crossover. Like the “Timmy Jimmy Power Hour” or “The Grim Adventures of the KND”. THOSE are fuckin’ crossovers!
Kit: Or the Lilo And Stitch crossovers; Kim Possible, Reccess, Jake Long.... |3
Creep: Exactly!
"But I didn't... that's it! I'm going to bust them with or without this ranger-techno-whatever!" Candace yelled until she heard the car driving up a drive way. "Mom, she's here! Where's the eject..." When Candace hits a button, she was pulled by air and slide out of the zoid. "You're all busted and I got all the proof!"
Creep: Oh the irony.
As Candace left laughing, everyone stared at her.
"At least it's comfy." Phineas said.
"Nice going Erin." SG
Erik: WHO?!
Creep: Running gag is still running.
said. "She's now crazier."
Creep: Even more so? It’s....CANDACE.
Kit: My mind’s buzzing from the sheer stupidity.
"I'm sorry." Erin respond. "It'll go away I'm sure."
"How do you-?" Before Isabella could say anything, the machine turned green and it disappeared with the girls in thin air.
Creep: The fuck?
The girls fall, screaming and panicing.
Creep: I’m guessing that the author doesn’t like boys either since most of the FEMALE--
Kit: Stop there. You have no idea how often she pairs Erin with the male leads of shows....
Creep: ….but there’s no OTHER males. No Perry, no Doof.....although, at least they’d be spared from this indignity.
Kit: Read her Sonic stories, or parody mirroring a movie script. Erin’s always the love interest...mostly..though, yeah, you’re right...|D
"What do we do?" Vanessa yelled.
Minty
Erik: WHO?!
got out her belt, Isabella got her sash, Vanessa's MP3 player, and Jenny's necklace. They threw them on a tree like grabbling hooks.
Creep: I wish I could believe that sentence....but I don’t. It sucks.....
Isabella caught Stacy, Minty caught SG, and Vanessa caught Erin. They all landed on the ground making it stopped and shut off the elevator ground.
"That was cool." Phineas said.
The technology of the girls' stuff faded.
Creep: Umm....WHY?????
"Now what?" Erin asked. "Sorry."
"It's ok. At least we can keep the suits right?" Stacy asked.
"Sure," Erin shrugged.
"Well, I'm going home and then go shopping." Stacy said.
"I got to save the pigeons." Jenny said holding a sign. "Save the pigeons!"
Erik: *facepalm*
Kit:....Ya know, I kind of liked Jenny. She had potential until Stacy stole the show from her...Why is she being subjected to this?
Creep: Same goes to her brother, Django. It’s like they’re genetically born to be ignored.
Erik: Rosalina is here to make up for all the screen time her mother never got. We love you, Rose. *hugs*
Creep: I didn’t noticed it. I just like Rosalina being Olivia’s best friend. <3
Stacy and Jenny walked off. Minty turned to them.
"You know I rather bust my brother and cousin then Candace's brothers." Minty told them. "I'm going to meet up with Tracey and Penny."
Creep: *ahem* WHO??????
Erik: Son of a--
Kit: I don’t recognize these two...
Minty walks off before she said, "Thanks for the suit."
"Later Erin, thanks for the suit." Vanessa said, walking off. "Dad's going to need me for something, bye."
"Bye Vanessa." SG
Erik: WHO?!
and Erin called.
Crepe: Thanks for your pointless role in the story!
Kit: Cya in your next pointless cameo!
Candace opens the door and her mom came up.
"See zoids!" Candace called.
Creep: Yeah, are we not getting an explanation about WHAT destroyed the Zords? We’re totally gonna glance over that? ….okay then.
"Hmmm... well I see the boys, Isabella, and your friends in the backyard." Linda said.
"What, no! Where's the zoids?" Candace yelled. "And the ground goes up and down!"
Candace jumps on the grass.
Erik: What are fucking Zoids? I want the STORY to tell me.!
"Wait, here my phone can be a weapon!" Candace yelled.
Candace: I can’t believe someone wrote me to say that.....
She try to do karate moves with her phone. Linda stared at her strangely.
Creep: I would too.
"Candace..." Linda asked.
"Hi, Miss Flynn." Erin said.
"Erin, SG, Isabella, I love your suits." Linda admiring the suits. "Did you made them?"
Kit: Did I really just read that? =.= “Did you made them?” D|
Creep: *deskbang* *deskbang* *deskbang into fainting*
"I did, yes and Candace's." Erin nodded.
"Oh how cute. Who wants chocolate pie?" Linda asked.
Creep: Why so described, Linda?
"I do!" Erin yelled first.
"I do!" Everyone called.
"I do..." Candace groaned.
Perry came in pet mode.
"Oh there you are Perry." Phineas said, walking with the others.
Erin walked up to Candace.
"You're not mad at me are you?" Erin asked. "You did enjoyed the Power Ranger thing did you?"
Candace looked at Erin who had googly eyes.
"No, no I am not." Candace smiled putting her arm around her shoulder.
"We're still friends right?"
Candace smirked, "Only if I can keep the suit."
"Sure they're all yah'lls to keep."
Erik: I want to kill Erin for some reason. I hate them. Dunno why. I just do.
"Thank yah." Candace smiled.
"Thanks." SG said.
Erik: WHO?!
"Thank you. I can finally get my two patches." Isabella said.
Erin laughed as she Candace went in for pie.
Creep: INNUENDO!
*SNIP*
Erik: WHO’S SG?! WHO THE FUCK IS SG?! NOBODY IS LEAVING THIS SPORK UNTIL SOMEONE FESSES UP!
Kit: *checks her fanfiction page where most of her stuff is posted*.....A poorly created OC. That’s my only explination.
Creep: I’m not at all surprised. This story SUCKS BALLSACKS.
Erik: This is one of those “boring sporks”. But I can tell right off the bat next one will be better. It’ll still suck. But it will be more fun to spork. It’s the kind of sucking that is fun to bitch about.
Creep: Not only that, this author fuckin’ LIES about this being crossover when the only thing that crossed over was the fuckin’ IDEA of Power Rangers.
Kit: It’s a poor parody, not a crossover...Animaniacs doing a Power Rangers skit was a parody...a parody done right. Not a crossover, and nobody ever tried to say it was a crossover.
Creep: Indeed.
Erik: Since....someone...was late...that’s all we have time for. We’ll come back to this doc tomorrow.