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"The Nether: Socializing with the locals"

Yes people i play minecraft XDDD(and yes i have a weird blueish drow-esque skin and call my char "researcher dark sight")

Anyways this is sort of a true story, I was fooling around on my underground lab on the lone kingdom of Awesomenia(i make minecraft sound stupid get used to it XD) when i decided "Fuck let's make a portal to THE NETHER!!"

So i did it

And then after thousands of attempts to reach a safe spot of land in that "cthulhu-esque hell hole"(my portal spawned FLYING over a sea of LAVA surrounded by GHASTS), i looked at my favorite retarded mobs...the zombie pigmen!

They're just so cute walking around aimlessly all dumb and with no purpose in life just drooling and swinging those golden swords all around as if they knew what they were doing, so i stopped to look at one and next thing i know there's a ghast spiting DEATH in my general direction XD

In this pic we can see Researcher Dark Sight socializing with the nether's "locals" the seemingly friendly zombie pigmen, who are just so brain dead they can barelly understand him while behind him a ghasts prepares to spit it's dreaded flammable saliva from HELL

In case you can't read:

Researcher~> Oh Hi! Can you give me some directions?

ZPigman~>Oinc oinc

Researcher~> I'm sorry i don't think wespeak the same la- Hey what's that noise?

Ghast~> WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Description
"The Nether: Socializing with the locals"

Yes people i play minecraft XDDD(and yes i have a weird blueish drow-esque skin and call my char "researcher dark sight")

Anyways this is sort of a true story, I was fooling around on my underground lab on the lone kingdom of Awesomenia(i make minecraft sound stupid get used to it XD) when i decided "Fuck let's make a portal to THE NETHER!!"

So i did it

And then after thousands of attempts to reach a safe spot of land in that "cthulhu-esque hell hole"(my portal spawned FLYING over a sea of LAVA surrounded by GHASTS), i looked at my favorite retarded mobs...the zombie pigmen!

They're just so cute walking around aimlessly all dumb and with no purpose in life just drooling and swinging those golden swords all around as if they knew what they were doing, so i stopped to look at one and next thing i know there's a ghast spiting DEATH in my general direction XD

In this pic we can see Researcher Dark Sight socializing with the nether's "locals" the seemingly friendly zombie pigmen, who are just so brain dead they can barelly understand him while behind him a ghasts prepares to spit it's dreaded flammable saliva from HELL

In case you can't read:

Researcher~> Oh Hi! Can you give me some directions?

ZPigman~>Oinc oinc

Researcher~> I'm sorry i don't think wespeak the same la- Hey what's that noise?

Ghast~> WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE