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Published: 2014-02-16 23:35:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1368; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 5
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If this becomes a thing, what if this reaches germs' rights? Would the bubonic plague, HIV virus, or others be charged serial killers? Or am I going too far?
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Not far enough. Β Those viruses would have rights and should be allowed to spread just like all Gaia's creatures.
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Taking showers would be equivalent to genocide, then... Or is it too soon?
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I'll bet she's also been murdering a salad too.
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You know sir.. you have a wonderful pair of pruners there... you coud use them to keep the nut-job from consummating and raising another hempy
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:3 just saying
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I would t be surprised.
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Not yet.Β But now PeTA nutters don't want "pets and owners" but rather: companion animals.Β You do the math.
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I don't know if I want to.
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What about all those slaughtered cotton plants that went into making their clothes?
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Botanical pelts!Β the horror!
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Some environmentalists can be over the top at times.
Throws a fit when you cut down trees.
Eats helpless fruits and vegetables.
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Reminds me of this real gem of local news from a couple of years ago. It was the funniest thing I had ever seen.
Scottsdale Woman Arrested After Clinging to Tree
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There are few things in life more heartwarming than a whiny hippy being hauled off to jail.
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That seems a bit cruel...I'd be happy to instead seeΒ that personΒ improve him or herself.
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I heard Hemp as a fabric is pretty durable, gives me a few ideas for specialized attire. Completely useless as a drug...
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It is.Β But synthetics are better & cheaper.Β Β There is minute demand for hemp fiber contrary to what stoners say about it being the answer to all textile needs.
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I have actually experienced that stupidity while I was pruning my trees.
Months later, the very same same people were asking for my help, when there was a local brush fire.
Too much pot, wine and progressive propaganda.
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In several cities in my state you must get approval (i.e. pay for a permit) to cut a tree over 8" at the base.Β Β Most folks ignore this but if you have a warrior poet hippy neighbor things could get costly and ugly.
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Funny thing is, those two are probably both vegans. And somehow that's not considered 'maiming and torturing a botanical citizen...'
:clappingplz:
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Truth in television...as depressing as it sounds.
There is only one way to remove the filthy stench of hippies:
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I would naturally have to ask the hippie a question then: As "botanical citizens", they would be offered all the protections of the Fourteenth Amendment, including the right to vote.Β When was the last time you saw a "botanical citizen" walk into a polling station to cast a vote?
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An argument can be made that most Obama voters could be classified as such.
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