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ChrisDalton — You can be an artist too
Published: 2010-07-18 04:22:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1823; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 23
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If you follow this template you can be a real artist just like *Leonidafremov or perhaps `zancan and =alexiussWho needs years of practice when you can add subtitles.
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Your signature says "I dare you to click this." And I clicked it.
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Wow I didn't think that would work.
BTW here's something off the wall: have you heard of the 1000 cranes 1000 deviants thing? You should spread it 'round!
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I was curious. >.>
What is that?
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As a b-day gift to fella some people organized a project were 1000 deviants will make one origami crane apiece. Here is the information for it. I even got featured on it. I am the one with the really colorful crane.
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Cool. I don't know how to make cranes though. I'll let my friend who does know.
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There is a tutorial included, or I could teach you with mah amazing japanese paper folding abilities. I've made thousands of them.
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I'll get my friend to show me.
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ok fine be that way! jk its cool
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You should use emoticons, they're much more fun
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I don't know very many and they're a pain to look up. But my favorite is 
Also so, how did you make me an icon? o.o
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You type the persons name with the word 'icon' in front of it and then you surround it with two colons.
: iconPokey-bunny : < like that except without any spaces.
it works the same way with the animations and emotes like this
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oooh i get it! the MAAAAAAAAAADGEEEECK is in the small font! thank yewwwwww
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Well no wonder all of my motivational poster were failing.
I didn't use the smaller font. *head desk*
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It's all in the small details.
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You should teach seminars.
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I have a book out for 16.99 with a dvd course included...
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But I want to actually get up and leave my house and see this...is there no other way?!
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well you can come to my house to see it. Would you like directions?
If so here I live here.[link]
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Yes it took me a while to find that out.
If you want to know all the secrets you can buy my book Motivational Posters for Beginners for only $49.95. Comes with a CD and pocket guide. separate S&H.
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Oh I need two of them, one for the coffee table and one for the bathroom.
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Oh that.s fine just order one seperate.
ONLY $19.99
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Please say that's -tax, I love paying extra tax.
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OH no the tax brings it to 27.99.
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At that I'll get one for my mother too.
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So that bring our total to $78.98. Would you like a guide to finding good art to steal as well. It comes with all the links and tricks to locating them.
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hmmm, I'll have to think about that one, does it come with a bookmark?
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Then I shall have to decline this fine offer.
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I will take off an additional 5.99 if you were to accept. And If you order now you get a surprise gift.
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I do like surprises. Deal.
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Now I just need your credit card info social security number age location birthplace favorite color and flavour of ice cream
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People will argue that they're "not claiming any art" used in their motivational pictures. 
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This helped me immensely. I now feel like I can be a real artist like other people. Thank you for giving me the skills to rack in huge numbers of views. But hey, why you gotta hate on them demotivational posters?
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Ok well I expect to see some first class art in your gallery in one hour.
I don't hate all of them but I hate the fact that people who spend hours upon hours on a piece of art will receive a third of the views that a "motivational" poster will.
BTW what exactly is it suppose to motivate me to do?
By the other way I don't think there is HTML for sarcasm but it was worth a try.
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It depends on what the artist wants their art to accomplish. If you're going for straight views, something like those posters would be annoying, but it's in the representation. The posters accomplish their goal in seconds: humor. You instantly understand the picture, but you're not likely to sit and admire it artistically. You'll merely appreciate the joke. With other art, it doesn't draw so many viewers, but each of the viewers has to invest more in the picture. It isn't easy to understand the art that's taken longer to make if you just look at it for a second.
They were originally made to demotivate, stating a fact in bold, then telling why it's a bad idea, in theory.
And yes, HTML does have a sarcasm, you just can't see it.
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They are fine anywhere but here.
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I thought you were calling someone out. 
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I'm gonna fix it eventually
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I see, you're taking a poll to see how many people point it out to you, right?
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no cus i fixed it
By the why why did you change your signature, it was funnier as a diabetic squirrel
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I changed it as a courtesy. I've been thinking about changing it anyway.
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Well it takes the fun out of it...
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What if I come up with something better?
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