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ChrisDalton ♂️ [13634326] [2010-04-22 19:09:47 +0000 UTC] "Proffesional Smart Ass" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 164; Deviations: 41; Watchers: 27

Watching: 59; Pageviews: 12763; Comments Made: 1458; Friends: 59

# Interests

Favorite bands / musical artists: that one with the singer and some other people playing instruments
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop Cs5 and a badass wacom intuos tablet
Other Interests: Photography, Photoshop related things, outdoors

# About me

Current Residence: Texas
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium
Favourite style of art: Photochop
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny

# Comments

Comments: 218

LunarEternity [2014-06-28 06:46:58 +0000 UTC]

I love you fo this >>>   

even though you're not on anymore             

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PLZmaster [2011-08-16 14:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Hey,I heard you have plz accounts,you should join my friends group #PLZtown to help get your plz accounts out into the deviantart world.Plz join and help spread the word to all other ppl who own plz accounts!

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Muffin-Machine [2011-07-01 02:38:51 +0000 UTC]


deviantART muro drawing

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honey1234 In reply to Muffin-Machine [2011-12-29 05:02:18 +0000 UTC]

that is the most epic mural comment ever

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ChrisDalton In reply to Muffin-Machine [2011-07-01 03:27:05 +0000 UTC]

You are my idol
i think it looked more like this.
Terrible replica is terrible
deviantART muro drawing

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beauvoirian [2011-06-30 08:41:36 +0000 UTC]

You really are so frightfully clevar.

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ChrisDalton In reply to beauvoirian [2011-06-30 12:06:53 +0000 UTC]

how so. i cant remember what i did...

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-05-30 03:57:47 +0000 UTC]

R U really a pro smart ass? if so give me some tips to become better

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-28 03:11:24 +0000 UTC]

never answer a question directly like this. if you should do this immediatly cover with a smartass remark. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM DOES.

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-28 03:18:35 +0000 UTC]

Ok what other questions should I use smartass remarks? especially with parents. OMFG! elephant on a ball!

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-28 03:21:55 +0000 UTC]

I would answer you if that first sentence made sense.

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-28 03:26:50 +0000 UTC]

Ummm a question like.....Did you sleep so and so what do I say to that? I always get asked these stupid questions.
Sorry for confusing you. my minds fried.

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-29 03:52:13 +0000 UTC]

Sorry bout not answering i think i accidentally deleted your reply when i cleaned out my inbox.

Well that depends on if so and so was hot. If so ask a question that the only answer to is yes, such as: "Did you with sleep so and so" to which you say, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

if she was ugly or otherwise undesirable say exactly what you did but with an EXTREME sarcastic voice. "Did you with sleep so and so" "OH YEAH I NAILED THAT BITCH/BASTARD"

Anything i missed?

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-29 21:41:16 +0000 UTC]

No you're actually making me laugh. Thanks lol

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-29 22:24:24 +0000 UTC]

np thats what i do. that was my old sig, " I will make you laugh" but then i felt like i had to and it wasnt fun anyomore

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-29 22:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Omg lol i have a friend who keeps saying taxi when people fall over or hold up the queue

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-30 00:14:32 +0000 UTC]

a queue is what we would call a line right?

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-30 00:37:02 +0000 UTC]

Yes

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-30 00:45:24 +0000 UTC]

that kinda confused me. i dont get it but it does seem funny. I heard that Zak Gallafanakis yells taxi at buses for the hell of it. hes a really cool guy.

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-30 01:20:53 +0000 UTC]

I know ay. I yell out randon shit for the hell of it and people crack up laughing.

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ChrisDalton In reply to Tsunami-Hatro-yuki [2011-06-30 01:25:07 +0000 UTC]

you should read the article in rolling stones magazine about him hes a pretty interesting person

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Tsunami-Hatro-yuki In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-06-30 01:43:51 +0000 UTC]

I must lol

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BlackfireSilverwolf [2011-02-20 19:30:00 +0000 UTC]

Happy B-B-B-Birthday!

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ChrisDalton In reply to BlackfireSilverwolf [2011-02-23 19:16:01 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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roxerg [2011-02-20 12:12:52 +0000 UTC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (haven't used this plz in a while)


(at least dA says it's today)

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ChrisDalton In reply to roxerg [2011-02-23 19:16:12 +0000 UTC]

awesome plz thank you

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baileysmomentsintime [2011-02-17 14:45:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch!!

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ChrisDalton In reply to baileysmomentsintime [2011-02-23 19:16:51 +0000 UTC]

you welcome, you're great at the drop photos.

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baileysmomentsintime In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-02-23 21:37:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!!

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MetGod [2011-02-17 04:32:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch!

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ChrisDalton In reply to MetGod [2011-02-17 05:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome. I watched you because I believe you have potential. Just think one of these days, you could be as amazing and successful as me.

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MetGod In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-02-17 06:12:12 +0000 UTC]

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synconi [2011-02-15 18:34:17 +0000 UTC]



Thank you for faving!

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ChrisDalton In reply to synconi [2011-02-15 22:46:49 +0000 UTC]

Ur welcome. (If/When) I make one I'll post a pic

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Kastorr [2011-02-12 00:58:15 +0000 UTC]

I, uh...
I warned you about stairs, bro.
I told you dog.

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ChrisDalton In reply to Kastorr [2011-02-12 07:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Well its a little too late now, isn't it?

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Kastorr In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-02-12 21:06:11 +0000 UTC]

it keeps happening

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MvanMelsen [2011-02-08 10:33:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the fav and watch! I really appreciate it

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ChrisDalton In reply to MvanMelsen [2011-02-08 22:33:21 +0000 UTC]

No prob, I think your really great.

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tiridako [2011-02-06 19:59:56 +0000 UTC]

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ChrisDalton In reply to tiridako [2011-02-06 20:01:59 +0000 UTC]

No, stop it. I don't want your voodoo!

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tiridako In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-02-06 22:45:13 +0000 UTC]

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ChrisDalton In reply to tiridako [2011-02-06 23:30:26 +0000 UTC]

btw thanks for the watch

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oO-Fotisha-Oo [2011-02-06 08:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav!

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ChrisDalton In reply to oO-Fotisha-Oo [2011-02-06 08:22:16 +0000 UTC]

no prob. i love that show like a fat kid loves cake

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oO-Fotisha-Oo In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-02-06 08:33:28 +0000 UTC]

XD ditto.

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ChrisDalton In reply to oO-Fotisha-Oo [2011-02-06 18:41:55 +0000 UTC]

There should be a plz for that.

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oO-Fotisha-Oo In reply to ChrisDalton [2011-02-07 06:29:07 +0000 UTC]

haha yeah

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ekormekolindo [2011-02-06 04:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so very much for the fav! I appreciate it.

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ChrisDalton In reply to ekormekolindo [2011-02-06 04:43:44 +0000 UTC]

your welcome

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