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So Grant has asked Kore to prove that she’s not head over heels for Xander, which, like, she obviously can’t because she totally is. Cue those greek ladies song from Hercules. Grant just sees domestic violence. Domestic violence in the making, and can anyone blame him? Anyways, he does some blathering and I really really have no idea what he’s talking about. Put a duck on my head and call me a petroglyph. Kore protests that she’s not like, you know, the blonde virgin sacrifice to King Kong or anything, it was just a run of the mill…uh…politically motivated kidnapping…where she was saved by her…dissolute childhood vices. As if, as she says. But she’s giving Grant a particular impression and facts are not getting in the way of this story. Kore toasts Xander, mocking the fact that she’s lying through her teeth to Grant for her own ends and Ves is just standing back and letting it happen. Perhaps Ves takes non-intervention a bit too far. Grant thinks that’s his entire problem, not being hands-on enough. Anyways. Kore is absolutely smitten with Ves, but none of that matters to her because she’s stubborn, do you hear, stubborn as mule! She will cut off her nose to spite her face. She will torch the library of Alexandria and march elephants across the Alps. She will stick a stick in her bicycle spokes if need be. She’s just a mean stubborn old spinster full of piss and vinegar, which is exactly how she likes it. Pay no attention to the python behind the curtain.

Synopsis:
Aging telepath Evil Overlord Xander has traded his youthful dream of joining the US military and using his superpowers to benefit humanity for over-the-hill cynicism, self-imposed exile on his private zoo-for-crazy-people Eynhallow Island, and a serious case of May-December midlife crisis. And technically it's only kidnapping if she tries to leave.  or the fun version

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except....can ya cook?

PREV   BONUS    NEXT

BEGINNING
CHAPTERS
Backup Link
Episode Recap:
So Grant has asked Kore to prove that she’s not head over heels for Xander, which, like, she obviously can’t because she totally is. Cue those greek ladies song from Hercules. Grant just sees domestic violence. Domestic violence in the making, and can anyone blame him? Anyways, he does some blathering and I really really have no idea what he’s talking about. Put a duck on my head and call me a petroglyph. Kore protests that she’s not like, you know, the blonde virgin sacrifice to King Kong or anything, it was just a run of the mill…uh…politically motivated kidnapping…where she was saved by her…dissolute childhood vices. As if, as she says. But she’s giving Grant a particular impression and facts are not getting in the way of this story. Kore toasts Xander, mocking the fact that she’s lying through her teeth to Grant for her own ends and Ves is just standing back and letting it happen. Perhaps Ves takes non-intervention a bit too far. Grant thinks that’s his entire problem, not being hands-on enough. Anyways. Kore is absolutely smitten with Ves, but none of that matters to her because she’s stubborn, do you hear, stubborn as mule! She will cut off her nose to spite her face. She will torch the library of Alexandria and march elephants across the Alps. She will stick a stick in her bicycle spokes if need be. She’s just a mean stubborn old spinster full of piss and vinegar, which is exactly how she likes it. Pay no attention to the python behind the curtain.

Synopsis:
Aging telepath Evil Overlord Xander has traded his youthful dream of joining the US military and using his superpowers to benefit humanity for over-the-hill cynicism, self-imposed exile on his private zoo-for-crazy-people Eynhallow Island, and a serious case of May-December midlife crisis. And technically it's only kidnapping if she tries to leave.  or the fun version