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This made me laugh so hard 
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MASS EFFECT 3 ALTERNATE ENDING: Peace
*Harbinger arrives on Earth, Shepard makes for the beam*
Harbinger: Wait! I told the Reaper Council this was a horrible idea! I just want to settle things here!
Shepard: Then why'd you send the Collectors to attack us?!
Harbinger: Melting down other creatures and turning them into Reapers is how we reproduce!
Shepard: Wait, you mean to tell me that all you wanted was to have sex?
*Harbinger sweatdrops* Harbinger: Uhhh...yes?
Shepard: And this all-out attack...was the decision of your council? Not you? MAN, are ALL councils full of dumb-asses?!
Harbinger: I know, right? I mean, here WE are, the guys actually IN THE FIELD, and THEY think they know better!
Shepard: YEAH! Now they got us fighting each other, and FOR WHAT?!
Harbinger: YEAH! You know, you're not so bad, Shepard.
Shepard: Same with you, Harby.
Harbinger: "Harby", is this what you call a "nickname"?
Shepard: ...Yeah...
Harbinger: ...You know what me must do to end this, right?
Shepard: Yeah, I do....good luck, Harby...
Harbinger: You too...Shep...
End Narration, Harbinger Narrating
"After truly meeting Shepard on Earth, we did what we had to do. We both went after each other's councils, Shepard piloting the corpse of a Reaper killed in the battle in space, and destroyed the Reaper Council, while I went and subdued the Citadel Council. With both councils gone, only I and Shepard, as well as those on both sides willing to listen, remained. Together, we built up an alliance that would easily protect both sides from anything that might throw itself at us. Together, we can repair what was destroyed, to create a future where Organic, Synthetic, and Reaper can live in harmony. A future that was nearly made impossible by those who'd see us fight, and it was only through those that died that we could find the truth." *Images of Legion, Thane, Mordin, Sovereign, the Collector General, and the Human Reaper appear, before one with both a wrecked SA soldier helmet and a destroyed Marauder's head*
*Next shows inside of Normandy memorial, with Shepard's companions, and a hologram of Harbinger, as Shepard and Harbinger put up name-plates on the memorial, before both return to group, with Shepard sharing a hug with love interest, and Harbinger's hologram shaking "hands" with Anderson* "And while misunderstanding may exist in our world, through this alliance, I foresee a bright future...for us all..." *Shows Normandy flying towards Earth, alongside Harbinger, with a fleet consisting of Reapers and the ships of races that made up the Citadel Council races orbiting it.*
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I still remember this joke...I still LOL from it...but now that I look back, I do more than LOL, I...actually see this as an amusing "Twist" ending that could have been done...
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best. ending. EVER!
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I so wanted a renegade interrupt back in ME2 when you meet the council. the turian does his little "ah yes reapers" and you put 1 round through his hologram and one through the hologram machine
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I thought sheppard was a story we told the children to get them to sleep at night?
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No its a story that we told to bad reaper-children)
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And then Harbinger wipes out the whole Reaper council with his laser eye. LOL
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Ahh, yes, "Shepard". The mortal organic allegedly living on Earth. We have dismissed that claim.
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Reapers: Ah yes shepard... haven't we proved that he was just a myth?
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This is hilarious! And perfect for what happens in ME2. Brava!
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Shepard: Maybe I should go drinking with Harbinger.. work this out and kick all council's ass's...
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Ah, yes, "Shepard"! The powerful organic who's waiting on Earth and who'd be able to destroy us all. We have dismissed that claim.
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βAh, yes, βReapersβ. The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed this claim.β
Shepard: You know. One of these days, they will attack us and I will be there to say; I TOLD YOU SO!!!
Then comes Mass Effect 3.
Shepard: I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!
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HA-ha "true story"
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I hope this happens in ME3
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Them too,Damn It!! Why is the counsel is being an ass to us?!?!?
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In politics all are bastards, even the reapers, except Anderson certainly.
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Anderson and people like him is an exception to politics.
"they got their heads so far up their asses,they're starting to see stars"
By Anderson
not sure I got the words right but,you get the idea.
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great!
first game save the council:galactic stability
second game:they screw us over,by not believing us.
third game:...there going to eat Mass Accelerated Lead!
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And my mind just filled in "... we have dismissed that claim." after the top row Reaper comment. Sorry.
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maybe,it would be too obvious!
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Yeah, that's why I said 'sorry'. 
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oh that is far too funny...lol the air quoates
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No one believes him. I'm surprised he just doesn't... ASSUME CONTROL!
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LOL!!! that just made my week!!! they should put this on the cover of ME3
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lol look like reaper council just as stupid as the council. nice job
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