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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh28Bvβ¦So I keep seeing this conservative propaganda video as an ad, and since I'm a communist Texan who saw the word ambiguity, I couldn't help but parody it. Β Who knew I would agree with the conservative republicans!
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... If only they were talking about the right kind of red.Β
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I wish! But unfortunately everyone here is a different kind of Red. No bueno.
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Impossible...
Texas is where most American stereotypes come from, so why would people expect Texas to be a "Red State"?
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Yeah, that's the irony.
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If only they knew what they were saying...Β
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I guess this is a whole new kind of redneck. Right, right? x33Β
I have come up with funny things for a commie Texan to say;
"Howdy, comrade!"
"Everything's redder in Texas."
"Hold my beer and watch me extol the virtues of the proletariat."
"You're all hat and no turnip."
"I'm fixin' to get me some free medicine."
"These capitalist swineΒ are as crooked as barrel of fish hooks."
"Comrade Martinez is so busy you'd think he were twins."
"That bourgeoisie motherfucker is a few pickles short of a barrel."
"That capitalist was born sorry."
See? This is fun! I WANNA SEE A MOVIE WITH COMMIE COWBOYS NAO.
I don't know why I'm being so glib about this.
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Thanks! When I saw the commercial, I simply couldn't resist the urge to parody.
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I've promised myself I would try to be more polite to those I debate with.
That being said, I cordially invite you to consume fecal matter and shuffle loose this mortal coil.
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Do you know what a joke is?
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No need to go attacking six month old comments. That was the height of the nerve damage pain and my mood was considerably less... kindly X_X;
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Relax, it's just a pun in the form of political satire.
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Just as Much as it is funny it is sevenfold more offensive, just though you ought to know
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I will, and I know it's a joke, I'm just waiting for the punch line.
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Here's the joke: Β the advert says to "keep Texas a red state". Β When he says red, he means republican, but red can also mean communist, so I superimposed communist imagery on an outline of Texas as if to imply that the senatorial candidate is advocating for communism.
Do you get it now?
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Actually yes, now I can laugh at it. Thanks
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I have a Zippo and on it reads Texas. Under it ironicly is the Russian Military star XD
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Texas had it first.
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Nice 
Turn texas left. Take away their one last stronghold.Β
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Oddly the state seems to be one of the more better of financial states in comparison to blue states like California sure they had the governator who did balance things out but that lasted only to long. I mean you liberals talk the talk but that it all you do is talk if I am luck you talk logically but then again I've never won more than 300 bucks in the loto so there is that. I mean why is it all you do is whine? Also I don't think anyone in their right mind would make Texas their insertion point for an invasion the average gun to person ratio is 5 guns per person. Meaning that there are more guns than people in the state. Also in comparison to California and most Democrat states Texans are much nicer people than any liberal state I've been to.
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No offence but Texas being an insertion point for invasion really doesn't factor into this. America's nuclear arsenal sees to that.Β
As for Liberal California they're the world's eighth largest economy and they're starting to now clean up after the mess of the governor. So say nothing that they're beating texas in terms of private sector job growth and do no have to deal with messes like the fertilizer plant explosion in West Texas, which the company denied all responsibility for due to lack of regulation.Β
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The growth in Texas vs California is mostly because of the fact Texas never had to do the amount of recovery Β CA has done. Not to mention CA has the worst cost of living, the highest rate of small business failures and is pretty shitty to live in if you have breathing issues
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Well right now the reason that Texas hasn't gone through any recovery is the fact that they're partly propped up by vast oil reserves in a favourable market and the damage by Republican governorship hasn't been repaired yet.Β
California has silicone valley, Hollywood, substantially higher rates of college graduation, lower mortality rates and obesity, carbon emissions are substantially lower, to say nothing of the fact that Texas due to their abysmal tax rates can't afford to maintain their highway system and their infrastructure is crumbling.Β
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Holywood you'd be proud of an industry that has less original content then Youtube and less talent than most Eshows and hasn't made a good film that isn't a remake as a bragging right? Not to mention Silcon valley tanked a while ago mostly China and Japan are coming up with the good tech and if CA is so wonderful compared to Texas why are the locals bugging out to Texas and anyother place in the country thats pretty much why they have growth people are leaving so much so that there isn't a need to recover www.nbclosangeles.com/news/locβ¦
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With any luck.
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Well the top three conservative billionaires in texas have died, so the playing field is a little more level.Β
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With any luck, Texas will secede when the next democrat president is elected, and there will be a revolution.
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It's the source of most of their money, conservatism is on the run.Β
Let them secede, they'll turn into another banana republic.Β
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hmmm heres a theory since both socialists/ommunists and the GOP use the color red, maybe all the republicans are closeted left wingers
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Maybe the GOP are trying to draw attention away from themselves by calling Obama a communist.
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At time I do wonder is Texas worse or is California worse. I was raised in Texas for most of my early life and I love the people every time I go down there.Β
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California is worse. I've lived in both states, and I love the people of both, but while the climate of Cali beats Texas any day of the week, Texas is kicking Cali's ass in economic progress.
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I see honestly I have only been to LA and Disney land
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