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Published: 2012-11-15 17:03:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 17195; Favourites: 840; Downloads: 466
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Quotes #13 | “Here I sit, broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted”After a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 158
"Later on, I took a chance; tried to fart and shat my pants!" End quote.
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" ..... yesterday i took the chance. tried to fart, but shit my pants."
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I was actually crying after I read this.
I'm such a plebian. XD
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OMG....which came first, the dinosaurs or that joke.......
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Then one day I took a chance,
I tried to fart and shit my pants. xD
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You know these quotes are everywhere when the same joke gets made twice XD (comment pg 13)
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Haha, my dad used to write this to test the fonts on Word.
I love these quotes!
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omg this is written on a bathroom stall at my school XD
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Oh no, someone who thinks deviantArt should have art instead of crap like this?
They're definitely a troll, and not a rational person who's fed up with talentless excrement covering up the few bits of quality art that does flourish here.
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BEST CRITIQUE GIVER EVER!!!!!
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Thanks, I try. I'm glad to see someone who appreciates true effort.
You're a hero, friend.
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No seriously, he basically told me my drawings where shit instead of giving out any actual advice on improving. Clearly this shows that man knows his art!
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Why can't all of you quote freaks go to a quote site, instead of dA? Let me guess, this was made in a maximum of 2 minutes? Quotes like these are like pollution for deviantart.
And if you decide to change the font again, please, PLEASE, for the sake of humanity don't pick Comic Sans.
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That is how I feel after betraying my brothers and sisters in arms in my battle of game bosses.
I was the boss and completely slaughtered them.
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I think it goes '' tried to ****, but only farted"
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these used to be so funny and clever... just lame lately....
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ha ha that's so funny it made me ROFL literary
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This is what I would write on every bathroom stall that came my way. Haha, I am going to write you a note about another funny thing that I would write.
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then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants..... XD hahaha...
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AHAHA this is in the green room bathroom where we put on play productions xD
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I think it's more along the lines of...
Now I sit here, broken-hearted.
I tried to shit, but only farted.
It's a bit more "catchy" when it's worded that way.
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I feel like Cr1tikal said this. It sounds like something he would say.
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It took me an embarrassingly long time to get it, but then... lolololol
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Hahaha! Love this! Totally made me chuckle. (I even read it out to my Mum who thought it was classic)
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