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Rottenyellowjello ♂️ [17253279] [2011-04-12 23:24:00 +0000 UTC] "LORD LLAMAKIN" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 1110; Deviations: 53; Watchers: 14

Watching: 24; Pageviews: 6370; Comments Made: 1585; Friends: 24

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Tim Burton
Favorite movies: The first rule is you don't talk about it.
Favorite bands / musical artists: EVERYTHING
Favorite writers: Allen Ginsberg
Favorite games: Deadpool
Favorite gaming platform: Xbox
Tools of the Trade: Coffee, pillows and a brick
Other Interests: Sleeping, video games, procrastinating, stop-motion, music, theatre, comedy, psychology, myself

# About me

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat
Someone keeps sayin I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

Yo, cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

# Comments

Comments: 459

TheGhostSiren [2014-03-10 13:39:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for favoring my work Black Rose

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheGhostSiren [2014-03-10 21:49:46 +0000 UTC]

:D (Big Grin)

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DerelictVampire [2014-02-06 03:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Hey, where ya been? You're missed. Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug Hug

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to DerelictVampire [2014-02-07 03:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Ugh, around and up and down and diagonal and sideways. College prep, college stress, busy schedule, night classes, Cheetos, it's been a hectic few...what has it been? Weeks? Months? Years?

..QUICKLY! WHAT YEAR IS IT?? :D (Big Grin) Hehe but seriously. O_O

Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! Glomp! And I have missed you! First tell me how you've been. We'll have tea. Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea That is...before I must disappear again. I'm a secret agent you see.

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DerelictVampire In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2014-02-19 07:37:36 +0000 UTC]

For some reason I think it's still 2012. Maybe I'm still waiting for the world to end.

2013 doesn't even come into my calculations--it doesn't really exist; it's a non-year.

Milk or lemon with your tea? Sugar?

(Hey, are you going to put back your "newest deviations" widget?)

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to DerelictVampire [2014-02-23 22:26:33 +0000 UTC]

Hm. 2012 is a good sounding year. And 2013...just...*shudder* weird sounding year. I see how 2012 could just be the year for a little longer.

That depends on the tea. *wink*

(Nah. I don't really consider myself "an artist" just yet--maybe once I get to college? I dunno. Maybe once I actually make some good work, haha :D (Big Grin) )

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Jackie-SugarSkull [2013-10-28 04:47:39 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to Jackie-SugarSkull [2013-10-29 01:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Jackie-SugarSkull In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-10-29 04:29:32 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to Jackie-SugarSkull [2013-10-30 03:48:31 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Jackie-SugarSkull In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-10-31 00:23:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm doing good. I'm gonna help my aunt and uncle hand out candy for Trick-or-Treaters at their house tomorrow night, since when it comes to Trick-or-Treating, my neighborhood is pretty much dead.

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to Jackie-SugarSkull [2013-11-02 20:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Aww, well I hope there's extra candy leftover. ;) (Wink)

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Jackie-SugarSkull In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-11-03 14:53:34 +0000 UTC]

Yep. There is. *om nom*

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to Jackie-SugarSkull [2013-11-05 00:55:17 +0000 UTC]

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TheHorribleDrone [2013-07-30 05:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-08-16 15:11:32 +0000 UTC]

GOOSEMUNCHER

My summer has been spectacular! Just got back from pre-college, and now I'm basically spending every day either playing Deadpool or in art classes. And yes I kinda forgot about Deviantart for a while, heh Sweating a little...

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xLoup-Garou [2013-05-06 02:29:04 +0000 UTC]

Justice League of Avengers Underwear Unite!

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to xLoup-Garou [2013-05-06 02:42:16 +0000 UTC]

Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie! Boogie!

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xLoup-Garou In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-05-08 12:46:04 +0000 UTC]

Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Llama...an important part of life Rox0rz my B0x0rz!

Headbang!

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to xLoup-Garou [2013-05-09 02:38:38 +0000 UTC]

Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Batman Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey Spidey ...

SUPER-LLAMA?

SUPER-LLAMA BATMAN BOXERS

Headbang!

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KariLiimatainen [2013-02-24 16:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the +fav +fav +fav +fav +fav !

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TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-22 04:01:10 +0000 UTC]

EXPECT NOTES SOOOOOOOON

OR NOT

IT WILL BE UNEXPECTED

IN THE SHADOWS

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-24 16:00:02 +0000 UTC]

I SHALL EXPECT INDEEEEED

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-24 16:09:02 +0000 UTC]

YOU WON'T EXPECT ANYTHING INDEEEEED

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Durkee341 [2013-02-18 22:56:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the +fav +fav +fav +fav +fav ! :) (Smile)

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Freeport [2013-02-18 19:08:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav on Stock Soldier 17 – without Helmet !

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KariLiimatainen [2013-02-11 17:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the +fav +fav +fav +fav +fav

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TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-03 18:08:05 +0000 UTC]

HEY.

HEEEEEY.

PPSSSSSSSSST

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-04 00:25:53 +0000 UTC]

What? Wha--?

YOU'RE ALL JUST FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION, LEAVE ME BEEEEEE--

...Oh, it's you! Hey bro!! :D (Big Grin)

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-04 01:27:28 +0000 UTC]

...See a therapist, man. D8 xD

BUT WASSUPETH

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-04 02:49:28 +0000 UTC]

...*sniffle*

SHITTY SATs AND ACTs AND SHITTY STUFFETH HOW BOUT THEE? :D (Big Grin)

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-04 03:03:07 +0000 UTC]

SCHOOL, MAN.

SCHOOL.

How are those exams? XD

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-05 05:17:07 +0000 UTC]

GODDAMN.

Meh, they were OK, not as bad as I'd thought. I got a 73 in physics and my mom was overjoyed. xDDD

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-05 12:36:02 +0000 UTC]

NO.

Fuuuuuuuuck a 70 in PHYSICS? YOU LUCKY ASSSSSS.

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-05 22:03:41 +0000 UTC]

YES.

I KNOW, I DUNNO HOW BUT I GOT LUCKY. O_O

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-05 22:05:53 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE YOU'RE SMART YOU BUTT

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-06 00:44:31 +0000 UTC]

D'AWWWW YOU'RE A SILLY BUTT >D

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-06 00:57:20 +0000 UTC]

NUH-UH I'M ME.

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE SILLY BUTTOCKS.

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-07 03:12:30 +0000 UTC]

ARE YOU SURE?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN. MY BUTTOCKS ARE VERY MUCH THE GENTLEMAN.

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-07 03:13:45 +0000 UTC]

YOU SPEAK LIKE YOUR ASS.

VERY RUDELY.

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-09 01:36:14 +0000 UTC]

YOU SPEAK LIKE YOUR MOM

KITCHEN TALK.

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-09 01:41:00 +0000 UTC]

...OH MY GOD.

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-09 02:12:04 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW, YOU BETTER CHECK ON THAT SOUFFLE, BITCH :D (Big Grin)

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-09 03:03:40 +0000 UTC]

YOU BETTER SHUDDAFUCK UP AND GET ME MY SLIPPERS

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-09 04:09:21 +0000 UTC]

SIMMER DOWN, WHORE I'M READING THE NEWSPAPER

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-09 04:13:26 +0000 UTC]

THAT ISN'T A NEWSPAPER, THAT'S A RABID PORCUPINE.

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-09 06:07:12 +0000 UTC]

WHAT ARE YOU---HOLY SHIT AUGH---OH GAWD ITS ON MY FACEE GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!! *THUMP*

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-09 13:13:54 +0000 UTC]

BIIIIIITCH WHY DO YOU HAVE A PORCUPINE

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Rottenyellowjello In reply to TheHorribleDrone [2013-02-09 17:43:47 +0000 UTC]

FOR THE BOOBY TRAP THAT YOU'RE STANDING ON

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TheHorribleDrone In reply to Rottenyellowjello [2013-02-09 17:50:38 +0000 UTC]

BOOBY

WAIT WHAT

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