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Published: 2012-08-29 09:03:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 16725; Favourites: 938; Downloads: 144
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 178

healed-hearts [2019-02-14 14:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Yakko Warner: *mwah* g'night, everybody

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Kp051200 [2019-02-14 11:41:52 +0000 UTC]

Heh. Noooo

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Shentosho [2015-03-27 18:10:47 +0000 UTC]

*Smacks forehead* Ow.

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Alexi-Basq [2015-01-07 13:30:40 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Thats me.

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xXNatoriousXx [2014-10-23 02:16:11 +0000 UTC]

agreed

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Storm-Dancer-9 [2014-07-12 23:07:20 +0000 UTC]

I'm so gonna use thisΒ 

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ShadowYJ [2013-12-17 21:22:20 +0000 UTC]

huur hurr hurr i see what you did there!!!!!

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Catso7 [2013-07-05 20:42:44 +0000 UTC]

Me: Oh, that's good to know ^.^
My friend: Pffft
Me: What?
My friend: 69~

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MadCupcake911 [2013-06-17 23:42:53 +0000 UTC]

O_o 69, hehe XD

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Etsuko-Hime [2013-05-20 19:19:29 +0000 UTC]

I found The Word dirty there XD and 6 XD haha XD Great quote

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Jazzlednightmare16 [2013-05-19 23:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Someone asked me 'On a scale of 1 to 100, how immature are you?' I said '69'

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Jazzlednightmare16 [2013-05-19 23:05:00 +0000 UTC]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Rontaire [2013-04-17 23:06:51 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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sandman840 [2013-04-16 23:24:06 +0000 UTC]

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Gatort00th [2013-03-17 22:38:08 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe...69

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Darkpixie650 [2013-02-05 23:36:00 +0000 UTC]

i bein in tht 69% smile

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TommysZombie [2013-02-03 20:30:19 +0000 UTC]

smile

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SpecklArt [2013-02-03 02:50:47 +0000 UTC]

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sapphicstardust [2013-01-28 18:22:47 +0000 UTC]

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Nocturnalsilverwolf [2013-01-28 14:13:55 +0000 UTC]

I was going to agree, then I just realised I didn't get it until I read the comments... Turns out I don't think that dirty after all

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Movushi [2013-01-27 18:43:47 +0000 UTC]

haha i get it, 69

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MadaraUchiha7 [2013-01-24 22:38:18 +0000 UTC]

yeah thats just how people are

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Thinker1988 [2013-01-22 22:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Like the 69, in this.

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WitAngerandBravery [2013-01-08 09:09:28 +0000 UTC]

I noticed something dirty in that sentence before I read the rest of it XD

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Hokova [2012-12-27 23:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah. I'm of that crowd, definitely.XD

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sonicthehedgiefan [2012-12-27 05:51:03 +0000 UTC]

i didn't get it until i read the comments, you clever thing you!

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cherryjjv [2012-12-27 03:21:17 +0000 UTC]

I'm either lucky that I don't get it.... or extremely out of it...


or both.

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tamagotchi127 [2012-12-26 18:26:30 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!

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ColdBlackRaven [2012-12-26 14:43:34 +0000 UTC]

I see what you did there

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StalkerForHire04 [2012-12-19 03:15:11 +0000 UTC]

HA, I GET IT NOW!

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DarkShadeStar In reply to StalkerForHire04 [2012-12-26 20:23:47 +0000 UTC]

then can u tell me?

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2012-12-27 08:14:54 +0000 UTC]

69 is a sex position hence '69%'

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2012-12-27 17:26:59 +0000 UTC]

umm, thanks? (why r u telling me this?)

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2012-12-27 22:40:44 +0000 UTC]

The picture you commented on, you asked becuase you didn't get it, and I answered...

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2012-12-28 22:50:40 +0000 UTC]

i just checked the quote thing. my reaction i didnt comment that! im so sorry, my sis knows my password. i have changed it, but im so sorry!

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2012-12-29 01:05:39 +0000 UTC]

Its totally cool, I understand and don't worry I should be saying sorry, I didnt know.

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2012-12-29 18:09:30 +0000 UTC]

its fine, dont worry!

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2012-12-30 08:22:47 +0000 UTC]

ok ^^ lol wut a funny situation.

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2012-12-31 23:25:48 +0000 UTC]

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2012-12-31 23:30:41 +0000 UTC]

lol

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2012-12-31 23:33:45 +0000 UTC]

so, whats up? (now that we r friends i can ask that right? i mean, we r friends now?)

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2013-01-01 09:14:39 +0000 UTC]

(I guess lol)
And Nada, just chilling out the new years and listening "I am all of me" on youtube...

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2013-01-01 18:41:01 +0000 UTC]

last day of Winter Break OMG!!!

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GrubbyTastic101 In reply to DarkShadeStar [2013-01-02 23:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Not for me.

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DarkShadeStar In reply to GrubbyTastic101 [2013-01-03 00:04:30 +0000 UTC]

oh. can i ask where u r? im in MD, USA.

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StalkerForHire04 [2012-12-19 03:14:43 +0000 UTC]

Mineself included

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TimeLordTheValkyrie [2012-12-18 09:45:04 +0000 UTC]

damn

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Cutiebat99 [2012-12-03 03:47:56 +0000 UTC]

I admit, I'm one of them. XD (I kind of feel ashamed. )

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GreekPrincess143 [2012-11-17 23:29:47 +0000 UTC]

i see what u did there

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Rilguia [2012-11-17 20:49:21 +0000 UTC]

Only 69?

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