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Published: 2018-07-17 20:27:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 1235; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 0
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My wife an I eat a lot of pho. My wife is particularly obsessed with it, and we’ve got so many Vietnamese restaurants nearby that it’s really easy to grab some on the way home from work or school or the gas station or the grocery store or 7-11 or wherever else we might be. I don’t like to think about how much money we’ve spent on pho.
Anyway, my son made a comment about pho being broth so it must be made of bras, and because my sense of humor can go to some very juvenile places I immediately though of a comic playing with that idea.
I’m not entirely sure where Winslow and Little Winslow got all of those bras, but they’re way too small to be Apsara’s or any other normal-sized person’s so I’m going to guess they stole them from a neighbor or something.
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Yeah 
My little brother is 5 years old and he keeps trying to make jokes about poop and butts...
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Those are the best kinds of jokes!
---AK
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Not his
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I seem to remember Dairy Queen Braziers in my youth, so we must have had them stateside as well, seeing as I've never been north of Chicago. Never confused me, but that might have been because teriyaki beef skewers with a little brazier to finish cooking them at the table were one of my favorite appetizers at the local Thai/Chinese/Asian restaurant as a child. I didn't actually like the beef that much, just the playing with fire part.
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We have a lot of Korean restaurants around here with grills set into the tables. Some of my favorite kinds of food. Because of the fire.
---AK
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You know, as a kid, I always thought that 'brassiere' sounded like a type of restaurant. So this makes sense.
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It totally sounds like a restaurant. Like a little French place that serves fluffy breads of questionable shapes.
---AK
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Exactly. Maybe it's because in Canada, Dairy Queen used to call their hot menu the 'Brazier', which is apparently a small portable coal heater. So the Dairy Queens that had kitchens and served burgers would have the word 'Brazier' on the sign. It looked like Brassiere. So I associate 'brassiere' with grilled meat.
Ooh, and I also thought the word lingerie was pronounced 'lingh-eehr-ee' (rhymes with 'wing near me') and I thought it sounded like pasta.
Thus began my general confusion with all things female, which continues to this very day.
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If they'd only added a corset; they'd have bone broth. Though I think there might be boning in some of the more uncomfortable type bras as well...
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And now I'm mad I only just thought of the "Anyway, here's Wonderbroth" joke
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Can I ask for few un-cooked broth?
Why?.... I like... cook them at home....
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Just don't overcook it. I'd hate for you to burn your mouth on an underwire or something.
---AK
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