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Published: 2017-07-18 21:02:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1653; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 0
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Winslow has a terrible time holding down jobs. Like, really terrible. As a professional ne’er-do-well, Winslow is perpetually unemployed. But that never stops him from trying. I’m sure that makes him a better person.
(Still playing catch-up, so you get two comics in one week!)
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Reblog on Tumblr here: ak-is-harmless.tumblr.com/post…
This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Friday, July 14th.
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Comments: 48
He does indeed.
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....Why do I feel the urge to hide in a nuclear bunker after reading this?
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It's probably the safest place.
---AK
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good point, nice comic!
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I think being a member of a SWAT team is right up their alley.
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Sounds about right.
---AK
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To-may-to, to-mah-to - Ben's just looking at this all wrong
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He needs to think outside the BOX, man!
---AK
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Hey, that gives me an idea for my job prospects...
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Tell me how it goes.
---AK
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I'd say there are only three posible endings: Jail, asylum or... World domination...
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I often tell my Significant Other she is the Winslow to my Ben...
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Must be an interesting relationship.
---AK
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That fool has so many super powers already!
Now if he had a Symbiote though....
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That would solve all his problems!
---AK
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What do you mean Winslow doesn't have super powers? He can shoot bees out of his mouth for starters.
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And he can remove his head. Also pretty superpowery.
---AK
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You could store books or teacups or other collectable items on Ben's furrowed line-brow.
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I don't know, Ben, I'm sure there are a few superheroes out there who run around in a mask with a gun.
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They're not very good, though.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Batman used to be one of them actually when he first started out before they decided that Batman didn't use guns--but loved beating the crap out of criminals.
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He's had guns a couple incarnations, if I'm remembering correctly.
---AK
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Vigilantism? Does Winslow even understand the concept?
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No. No he does not.
---AK
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Well I'm not giving him any of my comics to show.
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That's probably a good idea.
---AK
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Winslow as a superhero? That is a terrifying thought!
But he does appear to have immortality and he does have the ability to sneeze out ninjas.
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Two very useable superpowers. I don't even know what Ben's thinking!
---AK
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Maybe Ben is jealous of Winslow's superpowers?
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well i would like to run around with a gun and a mask too XD maybe if i ever find one of those paintball courtyards and paintball guns
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I don't think that's what Winslow has in mind.
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well winslow is winslow xP
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