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Soo.. here's Finn. A bit modded, but I think that in the forest he finds little time to cut his hair. Everyone's rivalry +100%
Next page will be tough, I need to rewrite a bit the script as it's a little packed full of dialogue, so I hope you won't miss much of the conversation
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This is a fan comic based on the Bioware's videogame "Dragon Age: Origins" and expansions.
All characters and characters design except those not fitting the game belongs to Bioware, Ewan is designed on a customizable Player Character so he doesn't belong to anyone but as concept to me, the story is mine so it's not official, no copyright infringement is intended so don't bother me about it.
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Finn!!!! I like him he's funny especially after the scrying ritual. "Am I bleedng? Oh look a rip in my robe" *faints*
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I like last pannel because you can see the heights of the characters, poor Eloise she should be taller to fit on the pannel
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Finn might be my soulmate. I even laughed at the joke
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Ahhahahaha
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Hrhr... and if Andraste gives him streght you will see in on the next page... *funny ending music*
Love their faces xD
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what? The joke? No one does...
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Ah Finn. This should be very amusing... For us moreso than the companions.
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can you tell me the joke. (picks up a pincle and pad) i might need it for later.
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That lame:
A chantry priest goes to Orzammar to preach to the dwarves. Some of them gather to listen waht she is saying as she is explaining who is the Maker, who was Andraste and what they did.
A dwarf asks: "You said the Maker did all the living beigns, but that's not true: we come from the Stone."
And the priest replies: "The Maker did the Stone."
Another dwarf asks: "You say we should worhip this maker, but we already worship our ancestors, who did good things for us, useful things that made our life better. What good thing did the Maker for us that made our life better?"
And she replies: "The Maker did your Ancestors."
A third dwarf then asks: "You said the Maker did all, so he did also the bad things, like the Darkspawn, right? Why should we worship something that made our greatest plague?"
The priest sighs and shakes her head: "The maker did the Darkspawn, but it was the hybris of men to bring them to the world. It was the Magisters of the Imperium who did that, as they walked the Fade and tainted the Gold City with their pride, who turned Black and cursed them. So it was not the Maker but the mages who made the Darkspawn a plague."
And the same dwarf replies: "We don't have mages, we don't dream, we don't even believe in the Maker, so why in the Dust name the Darkspawn are HERE in all places?"
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that was....lame....very....lame. i need to go lay down know.
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That i did....that i did.
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Yay, Finn! I'm glad he's in this. This will be fun.
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Now you must tell us the complete joke!!
(And I also adore Finn!)
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For your stomach, I won't.
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Come on! I have a pretty strong stomach!
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A chantry priest goes to Orzammar to preach to the dwarves. Some of them gather to listen waht she is saying as she is explaining who is the Maker, who was Andraste and what they did.
A dwarf asks: "You said the Maker did all the living beigns, but that's not true: we come from the Stone."
And the priest replies: "The Maker did the Stone."
Another dwarf asks: "You say we should worhip this maker, but we already worship our ancestors, who did good things for us, useful things that made our life better. What good thing did the Maker for us that made our life better?"
And she replies: "The Maker did your Ancestors."
A third dwarf then asks: "You said the Maker did all, so he did also the bad things, like the Darkspawn, right? Why should we worship something that made our greatest plague?"
The priest sighs and shakes her head: "The maker did the Darkspawn, but it was the hybris of men to bring them to the world. It was the Magisters of the Imperium who did that, as they walked the Fade and tainted the Gold City with their pride, who turned Black and cursed them. So it was not the Maker but the mages who made the Darkspawn a plague."
And the same dwarf replies: "We don't have mages, we don't dream, we don't even believe in the Maker, so why in the Dust name the Darkspawn are HERE in all places?"
I told you it was LAME...
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*Saves it*
It may be lame, but it is still good for a Dragon Age joke. Did you create it yourself or adapted an existing one?
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My twisted mind created it basing upon the pissing human, elf and dwarf joke that Zevran tells Oghren in a banter...
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Well it is rather different and original. Love it (even if I used no laughing emoticons in my previous post). Do I have your permission to use it in the future? (I have no idea if I'll ever use it but I prefer to use a joke set in Thedas than a generic one 
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If you want why not? Besides it wasn't supposed to make people laugh...
(and I prefer much more eme's joke, like the elven barman one 
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If you don't mind to watch a video in Spanish, maybe you'll want to met Eldelbar in person
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOa9m1Gwi5U (minute 1:50 more or less)
The narrator is supposed to be speaking in a very strong aragonese accent so if you don't get some of the words, don't worry...
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...
I get some word pronoun every now and then...
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Okay so Finn's a dork but he's still useful and adorable
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Somebody's going to be kicked... hard...
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My monies on Eloise doing the kicking
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