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Published: 2007-11-10 05:49:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 3593; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 64
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Description Greetings everyone. Heh. I'm Xareus.

But allow me to REALLY introduce myself. Being number 525 of the Organization, it was needless to say they were getting a little desperate for the services of a good tailor when I came along. Thankfully, I was equipped to handle the role, and would even provide my hair-styling services on occasion!
Or...perhaps...more regularly than on occasion...

My power, you see, is Animation...
the transformation of inanimate objects into living ones. It got me my job at Disney, working on 'Brave Little Toaster,' an unfortunate but true story.

When I'm not mass-producing or mending the required uniforms, I spend time flower-arranging, sparring, or writing Haiku:

Lament to Xigbar
What is it that makes you fear
My androgyny?

Our heart-moon laughing,
As shadows hide me from Saix
Whose hair I miss-cut.

Beware of Luxord.
I learned not to play poker.
He learned not to gloat.

My weapon followed me home from a department-store one day, and has fought at my side ever since. Nicknamed 'Hurcules,' or 'Man-legs,' he is my constant companion, and carries on a great conversation. Unfortunately, he cannot see so very well, and once spent the entire evening in Marluxia's bed-chambers.
>.> Marluxia never even noticed Herc's top half was missing.



Another entry for an ~Organization contest. Really, please, I'm sorry about these! *laughing*




Well, I -should- renounce any involvement in this at all. XD
Dude, that dang Organization club's gotta stop having such tantalizingly cracked prompts, is all I gotta really say. Especially leaving it open to *all* media. Very dangerous.

Anyway...*cough* content list...
- Org coat = patterned and crafted by Saeru
- Purple wig = styled by U-E
- Roxas wig = styled by Saeru
- Axel wig = styled by Rogueymu (who foolishly left her hot wigs for safekeeping at our house where they are subject to such crack impromptu prop usage)
- Photos and Editing = U-E
- Mighty Man-legs = appear courtesy of Youmacon's MarioParty. (Why, it was only a week ago that people were feverishly licking chocolate syrup off those suckers. No, really...)

- & massive helping of crack content = graciously c/o Sleep Deprivation.
The End.
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Comments: 62

8-13 In reply to ??? [2008-07-16 09:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you. *bows*

-Saeru

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burningbigbang [2007-12-31 15:30:58 +0000 UTC]

This gave me such a great laugh on a dim-looking day.

Thank you.

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icequeenserenity [2007-11-28 19:38:35 +0000 UTC]

Taking life seriously? My, I do say, what a PERPOSTEROUS proposition! I do enjoy your devilishly well styled wigs and wild man legs.

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8-13 In reply to icequeenserenity [2007-12-04 03:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Dude, its you! *grins*

Yeah, you gotta have at least a little fun with cosplaying...
Every once in a while do something totally spur of the moment, that you wouldn't have thought you'd do...
Though I admit I never expected THIS picture to be one of those things. *laughing*

Thanks so much for the comment!

-Saeru

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icequeenserenity In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-04 17:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Your comment put a smile on my face - I think that I needed to hear it. ^_^ I will definitely do many unexpected deeds and laugh about them all! I just love how this picture in particular is hilarious, interesting, and amazingly pleasant for the eyes. XD

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AlbinoTheUmbreon [2007-11-23 23:37:52 +0000 UTC]

I'm honestly in love with that Axel wig <333

I like your blue wig too, its different. Same goes for the character description ^_^

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8-13 In reply to AlbinoTheUmbreon [2007-12-04 03:37:00 +0000 UTC]

Axel wig was, in truth, styled by . It really is quite stellar. o.o
And thankyou!

-Saeru

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hibbary [2007-11-23 16:11:53 +0000 UTC]

OK..... My FAVORITE part is how you see like... you... dressed creepily, but then as you look more closely, there are these... disturbing legs in most of the pictures... just this.. big white ass looming beside you. I find especially gleeful Axel's head growing directly from this ass. And the legs pointing upwards make me think of Monster Party.

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8-13 In reply to hibbary [2007-12-04 03:35:39 +0000 UTC]

*laughing* We decided that we would make a horror film involving these legs. The monster would place them in particularly odd settings, so you'd be walking down the street, or through a cornfield, and there'd be this pair of legs there, and while you were going 'WTF' the monster would leap out and eat you.

We were going to call it 'The Package.'

Your comment made us actually LOL, by the way. ^.^

-Saeru

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rogueymu In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-06 03:11:35 +0000 UTC]

Dude, the monster WAS The Package.

Because it's HUGE. The sheer shock of seeing it would make your brain explode out through your nose.

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8-13 In reply to rogueymu [2007-12-06 07:30:32 +0000 UTC]

It is really scary. I brought the thing down to my house, and my mother gave me THE LOOK, but for some reason didn't ask. That was the scariest part of all.

-Saeru

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Rosaka-Chan [2007-11-22 18:46:47 +0000 UTC]

The legs are so creepy. xDDD

Awesome coat! And the second haiku is so best!

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8-13 In reply to Rosaka-Chan [2007-12-04 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Tee hee! Thank you! The Haiku were rather spur of the moment, but they were lots of fun to write. ^.^ And yeah. o.o Those legs gave us nightmares.

Thanks so much~!

-Saeru

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Rosaka-Chan In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-04 08:17:10 +0000 UTC]

Hah ha xD
I see.

You're very welcome. x3

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xPlutoniiumxStephx [2007-11-19 03:12:33 +0000 UTC]

8D

YAY. TOOCOOOL.

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8-13 In reply to xPlutoniiumxStephx [2007-12-04 03:32:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! ^.^

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AkiAmeko [2007-11-17 07:14:25 +0000 UTC]

I can't help but to love that you cosplayed your character. VOTING IS HARD!!! DX (Not gonna tell you who I'm voting for whether it be your or not, sorry)

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8-13 In reply to AkiAmeko [2007-12-04 03:31:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much for the comment, anyhow. ^.^

-Saeru

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ShastaMiriander [2007-11-17 05:05:27 +0000 UTC]

That purply wig and dark makeup frightens me. Mostly because it is smexy.

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8-13 In reply to ShastaMiriander [2007-12-04 03:31:35 +0000 UTC]

So we've proven my ability to look like I belong in either a bad 80's rock band or a bad 80's rock musical. Or a strange David Bowie. >.> But we won't go there.

-Saeru

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PharoahArch [2007-11-16 21:37:07 +0000 UTC]

Very nice. The jacket and hair is great!!

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8-13 In reply to PharoahArch [2007-12-04 03:30:27 +0000 UTC]

We love that wig, and we're glad we got to use it for something. ^.^ Thank you!

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PharoahArch In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-06 21:54:03 +0000 UTC]

No problem! I looked at some of your other stuff and its all very nice! ^_^

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okapirose [2007-11-14 02:46:40 +0000 UTC]

Woah, that's so full of awesome ^^ Great job ^^

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8-13 In reply to okapirose [2007-12-04 03:30:00 +0000 UTC]

Dude, thanks! ^.^

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maggifan [2007-11-13 07:39:49 +0000 UTC]

wow! thats a really nice creation! I love your costume!

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8-13 In reply to maggifan [2007-12-04 03:29:45 +0000 UTC]

The coat took forever. x-x And thank you. ^.^

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KazeSabishii-X66 [2007-11-13 02:23:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm diggin the curly hair!

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8-13 In reply to KazeSabishii-X66 [2007-12-04 03:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! It was silly, but fun!

-Saeru

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SilverKaname [2007-11-12 22:57:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm guessing that's you in the picture so I just wanted to say you look hot. Love the hair and face

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8-13 In reply to SilverKaname [2007-12-04 03:28:53 +0000 UTC]

Aw...you make me blush. #^.^#
Thank you!

-Saeru

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SilverKaname In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-04 19:26:48 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome ^_^

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RikaArtistic [2007-11-12 15:46:31 +0000 UTC]

gnbweh -hyperventilates- I ENVY YOUR SEWING SKILLS!! ;__; I wish I coulda make my cloak as awesome as yours for when i went around town acting like Xigbar... (after a while I started getting tired and I became less like him, though... >>' But I was very convincing in appearance. The only pictures of me in the costume suck, though, 'cause my mom forced me to strike a dumb pose and smile! >< I HATE SMILING, let alone my own smile! DD8 (I gots big chipmonk teeth. ;__; )) But... I digress.

You look so awesome! The markintgs are sweet!

(I had to use batman gloves for my cosplay! XDD; )

So... does your cloak have the hood? .__.

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8-13 In reply to RikaArtistic [2007-12-04 03:28:26 +0000 UTC]

Yus, parents can be very detrimental towards cosplaying, sometimes. The coat does have a hood, although its not functional. Its made to look nice when its lying flat, since, for the most part, we'd never actually raise it. (The Org has such funny hairdo's, after all. They'd all get squished if the hoods were up.)

And thank you! ^.^

-Saeru

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RikaArtistic In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-04 21:13:26 +0000 UTC]

That they can.
Ah.

It's always amazed me that Xaldin can fit his hair under his hood without it looking funny...

No prob. ^^

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leonhart-less [2007-11-11 21:28:11 +0000 UTC]

U-E, curls = love.

I'm out. /peace-sign

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8-13 In reply to leonhart-less [2007-12-04 03:26:38 +0000 UTC]

I was surprised that I looked so good in curls, too. >.>

-Saeru

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MelancholySpirals [2007-11-11 04:13:14 +0000 UTC]

I love the legs! This was so funny and slightly disturbing. :3

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8-13 In reply to MelancholySpirals [2007-11-11 19:40:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! We scouted and scoured for a LOOOONG time before deciding that would be the best-est weapon. There were just so many weird things to chose from...including giant seam-rippers and frying pans. o.O

-Saeru

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MelancholySpirals In reply to 8-13 [2007-11-13 04:58:02 +0000 UTC]

Although frying pans are love, the legs just make this perfect.

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lucidreamqueen [2007-11-11 01:01:25 +0000 UTC]

Wow! You guys did the pattern yourselves? It looks great! Those wigs look awesome, too! I've been trying to find a pattern myself for the Organization coat. Do you know if anyone has them for sale?

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8-13 In reply to lucidreamqueen [2007-12-04 03:26:06 +0000 UTC]

I've got an Organization tutorial up on cosplay.com. Here is the [link] .

Best of luck!

-Saeru

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lucidreamqueen In reply to 8-13 [2007-12-04 03:56:10 +0000 UTC]

*spazzes* Thank you so much! I've been looking for something like this for ages!

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HotaruTenshi [2007-11-10 23:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Okay was SoulCrash without any clothes on one of the most scariest things ever??

I am the fangirl from Mario Party.

The stories I can tell about coming up with the games from MP. I know the ppl that run it. We've known each other since we were 5.

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8-13 In reply to HotaruTenshi [2007-12-04 03:23:49 +0000 UTC]

*laughs* We weren't actually there, but it sounded like a lot of fun. And very scary, too. o.o

-Saeru

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lady-dragonish [2007-11-10 15:53:09 +0000 UTC]

*gigglesnort*

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8-13 In reply to lady-dragonish [2007-11-10 23:37:38 +0000 UTC]

Too bad I can never, ever show this to anyone. Anyone. Ever. Anywhere.

-Saeru

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lady-dragonish In reply to 8-13 [2007-11-11 03:31:51 +0000 UTC]

Being on deviantART doesn't count as showing it to anyone?

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8-13 In reply to lady-dragonish [2007-11-11 03:55:05 +0000 UTC]

Well, real-life people, I mean. *laughing*

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lady-dragonish In reply to 8-13 [2007-11-12 09:13:38 +0000 UTC]

ah-haaa.

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