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Published: 2014-05-07 20:37:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1045; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 1
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Damn, Reno, when Tseng told you "You are going to socialize him" he didn't mean this.Although Yazoo is a good troll himself lol.
It's connected to my fanfiction. Yazoo really have almost nothing to do with both Jenova infection and Sephiroth. And he is 100% alive in 100% material body.
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Sephy's nose is awesome here 
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Yazoo's nose will evolve one day and become even more awesome than Sephiroth's! XD
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-Hell yeah gurl, I am *says it with emotionless voice* Are you free tonight?
Tseng: RENOOOOOO~~~! ><
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So trueee! 
Sephiroth has no right judging the Remnants. They were much more effective than he, and looked far less ridiculous. The best thing that ever happened to the nightmare dude that Cloud kicked him into the Lifestream, so the Remnants "were born" somehow. Really, this idiot just screwed up everything.
Nah, let's see his positive featureS: he provides the ass that gets kicked by Cloud every time he tries to act badass. Such a loser.
Any of the Remnants is more interesting than him. At least they have unique faces in the movie.
There is only one AU version of him I like: in this, he cares about the Shinentai as a stepdad, and the spoiled little brats took great advantage of their devoted uncle, wrapping him up around their little innocent fingers.
Aren't they just cute?
Let's shave Uncle Nightmare's head tonight, la-la-la!
I'll use these little devils to carry out my plan and defeat Seph for good!
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He was more than effective in the game. In fact, Cloud must thank Rufus for destroying a very strong barier with Sister Ray cannon. The barrier Sephiroth surrounded himself. And by sayin "strong" I mean that Sister ray cannon feed on all Midgar Mako reactors. Its blast left the city withought electricity for few minutes. Otherwise...meeeeteeeorfaaaall
But Cloud kicked Sephy's ass anyway XD
And I'm agree with you: he sucked in the movie X3
Hey, Sephiroth, that guy you just called "a miserable copy" actually almost killed Cloud twice. In one timeline without falling into livestream and becoming God knows how strong! And now you can't even slap Yaz because you're still in Livestream pada-pam-pam-pam!
*Yazoo going away singing "staying alive"*
Yeah, that would be cuuute XDD Men, it's like having kids I dunno. I guess since Sephiroth never really had family, he would be happy caring those three.
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Yeah, okay. I'm still not interested in the game a bit. That won't ever change.
Whether the explosion killed Cloud or not... ...that's an open question. My opinion doesn't count much, I'm very biased towards Yazoo, and since they are my OTP, I tend to imagine more into situations. Eheheh.
Genesis would have major fun watching Sephiroth babysitting the three boys!
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I'm not forcing you to play it) I just put some facts. I remember you don't play videogames. ^^3
Oh that explosion? I think, Cloud survived worth. But yeah, I had this question too: did that explosion kill Cloud, Loz and Yazoo? And my opinion it didn't.
Weeeeeell we see Cloud in church right? He used to fall into it once from even higher place so I guess he's all right. Gravitation never worked in FF universe. That rain supposed to fully heal Cloud, so Yazoo's shot won't even leave a scar.
What about kids, well, I wasn't sure they died after explosion :33 I mean, yeah, canon say so...But there are many-many-many sideways. In fact, I'm pretty sure they suvived. Screw cannon XD
They say Yaz and Loz used "suicide" spell. Well, that could be "bomber" as well. It look the same but doesn't kill the caster. :333
Square guys ressurrected turks and saved Rufus's life in novella in the most awkwardly awful way, so why not suppose sideways here? They're far more logically correct.
Trying to hide his smirk behind "Loveless" book XD
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That healing rain. I wonder where it comes from and why it hadn't come before.
How convenient, having an agent on the other side!
FFVII is always open for different interpretations, I am sure the creators did that on purpose!
It is just too sad that those babus lived only a few weeks, ohno. And all that in a lie created by Sephiroth.
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The rain is Aerith's (that girl Cloud seen in his hallucinations) last Limit break called The Great Gospel. Limit break is kinda super ability depending on amount of damage your character deal. It allows you use strong attacks or series of them, different spells, transformations (Vincent) and etc. Remember that badass Cloud's skill he killed Sephiroth with? Oh yeah, that's his last Limit break. The Great Gospel is a omfg how awesome healing spell which fully restores your party's mana and health and gives its members immortality for a short period. But why it cures geostigma? Why it kills remnants? I don't remember any creature die because you cast healing spells on it...Exept for one boss, but we doesn't count him. It would be too simple. Why not cast it before? Ok, let's pretend She was waiting for Sephiroth to appear. But why Aerith can use limit break on a first place? She wasn't fighting at all! Her body isn't on the battlefield. Why she comes to cloud in dreams? I mean' she's goddamn dead and floating in a livestream. Sigh....The same reason why take kids to forgotten capital, why Jenova cells+Kadaj=Sephiroth or why we see Zack's ghost. Produccers were playing on fan feelings. Like Aerith is still here yay! (Everyone used to love her in the game, buuuuut when she died at the end of act 1 end everyone cried and wanted her back). Like men it's Zack here too! Like we defeated the bad guy again, we cured everyone! Hell yeah! Savior! Everyone is happy, let's dance! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it sucks.
I still thank Squares for Rufus and Tseng being alive though. :3333 But men, why the rain didn't cure Rufus's legs, Tseng's and Elena's injures then lol? And while we deal with endless plotholes, we still have remnants right?
yeah, to make another movie and get some money teee-hee-hee)))
Boys were awesome. I mean, Kadaj had manymanymanymany reasons to act like this. Unlike Sephiroth...I still don't get him. He's a douchebag. Why destroy planet because you're hate humans?
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I know who Aerith is and read about Omnislash too. 
I don't get Sephiroth either, nothing about him makes sense. First of all, that sword. It's just idiotic, but suits him for the same reason. Eh, he's just an ass to be kicked.
Yes, you're right, the story is a bit of a patchwork, plus a weak construction! Too many plotholes, but looks nice!
Transfering the kids to the Forgotten Capital was not neccessary. Kadaj should have just bathed a bit, then pour the black water into bottles and Yazoo should have distributed them on the streets of Edge. 
They could have made nice money, but no. They just used up a lot of gasoline for the excursion!
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Sorry then :3
Yeah, me too. She's really an interesting one in da gaaame...But not in AC, no-no-no. My perfect problem with her described in that strip you made about Cloud crushed on his bike while chating to Aerith XD
Lol, that sword! Yeah! I always wonder where the hell he keep it while he isn't fighting. Cloud can put a sword on his back and we see it. But this...I wonder if Masamune is telescopic XDDDDD
"he's just an ass to be kicked" IMHO it's more like "Someone is supposed to be an instant bad guy" thing.
"Or they could have selled it in the stores" or "Great muscules in a week!" (with half-naked Loz on the picture XDD). Less problems, more minions.
U-huh, but someone wanted to show us The sleeping forest. Laaame.
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