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Published: 2014-12-25 17:04:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 1462; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Leo, Chal, Jeanette, and Roxy went to a stage performance of "A Christmas Carol" as a double-date, and halfway through, Kelly decided to bring joy rather than chaos by delivering a present to Chal. No one is amused. Especially not Sykes!

Yeah that's a tampon in Kelly's hand. It's Kelly.

Chalice and Roxy (c)
Kelly, Sykes, Jeanette, and Leo (c) me
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13foxywolf666 In reply to ??? [2017-09-04 11:29:47 +0000 UTC]

Well with Sykes around, Azrael has reason to be concerned! Luckily Leo uis at least respectful.

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JangoFett1138 In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2017-09-07 07:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Question: Regardless, I think Azrael's still a little miffed over the whole "tried to kill me" thing.
*Question looks down*
Question: Jeez! If this is the best Scrooge they could find, I'd hate to see the competition. Hey, wait. Is that the City Councilman with one of Selaine's ladies of the night?
*Question takes a picture with his phone*
Question: His wife's not going to be happy when she sees this.Β 

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13foxywolf666 In reply to JangoFett1138 [2017-09-07 09:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Gotta love thatblackmail footage!

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JangoFett1138 In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2017-09-08 05:34:42 +0000 UTC]

Question: Oh, this isn't blackmail. I'm going to turn it in to the local news and see what happens from there. Hey, Azrael, watch this...
*Question picks up a pebble and throws it at Sykes*

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13foxywolf666 In reply to JangoFett1138 [2017-09-08 09:42:56 +0000 UTC]

Sykes: *twitches angrily and tries to bury his attention in his newspaper*

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stuffedbellylover [2015-02-14 21:04:10 +0000 UTC]

The only thing he delivers is disgust... and probably plague!

Best wishes,

Chris

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13foxywolf666 In reply to stuffedbellylover [2015-02-14 21:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah! Put on your hazmat suit!

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stuffedbellylover In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2015-03-01 15:08:31 +0000 UTC]

Are that these CDC suits?

Best wishes,

Chris

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Solitudefox [2015-02-14 03:03:43 +0000 UTC]

Everyone looks mortified

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Solitudefox [2015-02-14 12:54:01 +0000 UTC]

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Solitudefox In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2015-02-16 02:43:28 +0000 UTC]

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NezumiYuki [2014-12-28 14:45:53 +0000 UTC]

The urge to kill that possum is certainly raising, if not already off the meter!
Good one my dear, good one!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to NezumiYuki [2014-12-29 15:20:15 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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NezumiYuki In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-29 15:33:04 +0000 UTC]

You're most welcome Diana dear, and I totally support Kylie's comment about Chalice's expression like that of Grumpy kitten, and still looking elegant. It takes some skill to portray that, and you got em!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to NezumiYuki [2014-12-29 15:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Thank you again! She's always lovely, so it does help!

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2014-12-28 09:07:41 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely LOVE this! This has to be one of the best Christmas gifts I've gotten!

I really love how you included all three pairings here, like Leo/Chal/Sykes and Roxy/Jeanette and of course it wouldn't have been complete without an appearance by Kelly. Everyone looks so beautiful and handsome here, especially Chal. I love how she can pull a face, and still look so beautiful! Her dress is absolutely ravishing and I like the outfit you picked for Roxy, it's definitely something she would wear, especially with the cross. :3

And poor Sykes. I can't help, but feel a teensy bit bad for the old bastard!

Thank you so much, Foxy! You really outdone yourself! I couldn't have asked for better!

Also, I'm terribly sorry thatΒ it took me such a long time to comment!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2014-12-29 15:23:08 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much! I wanted to include them all! Chal's dress I'm particularly proud of. Too bad Kelly's spoiling the mood, but I couldn't resist since he loves to troll them all so much.

So happy you like it!

Kelly: Penis!

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-30 08:19:42 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome, Foxy! And thank YOU for this amazing gift. Also, Kelly looks so strangely adorable here. It almost makes you forget that he's a psychotic hit man with the mentality of an overgrown toddler, who eats his own feces and enjoys having spiked clubs shoved up his anus. Β 

Btw, I would like to mention that this is my new screen saver image on my laptop.

Chal: *Sighs* Some people exist for my misery…
Kelly: Oh, I also have another gift for you, Chally!
*He hands her a box of Tampons*
Kelly: It's your time of the month when you pee blood! Like me!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2014-12-30 15:02:46 +0000 UTC]

My pleasure!
That's something that makes him fun to me. He's so dangerous, but it's really hard to take him seriously most of the time!

Kelly, that's not how menstruation works.
Roxie: Please don't make me do the sex ed. seminar for him... last time I tried to teach him about anal play health he threw feces all over the projector.

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-30 18:00:02 +0000 UTC]

You're totally right about that. I think what's also fun about the character is the fact that Kelly can't be hurt by what anybody does to him, and the slapstick effect is in reverse; the person inflicting the pain is the one suffering instead.

Chal: I curse the day that fucking creature was born.
*Kelly hangs mistletoe above Chal's head*
Kelly: Now you must kiss me!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2014-12-30 18:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. Just like NC said. (I may be kind of addicted to his show by the way. Doesn't help that he looks and acts a lot like my history teacher on whom I had a hate-crush in the eighth grade...)

Chal:
Kelly: Oh yum!

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-30 18:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh, really? How funny. What other episodes have you gotten around to watching so far?

Jeanette: Ewww...
Leo: That's just cruel... You alright, Honey?
Chal: Kill meeee... I need bleach! NOW! I CAN NEVER KISS AGAIN!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2014-12-30 19:20:53 +0000 UTC]

Quite a few! I looked at a lot of his Disney-cember and Dreamworks-uary videos, and of course some of his full reviews. I loved the Son of Mask one, especially the side plot with the Devil and his MLP obsessed daughter.

This works pretty well on mouths too. Tastes awful, but it'll burn away all memory of that kiss, mind and matter!

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-30 19:47:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, the Son of the Mask. That's a favorite review of mine! Like Eight Crazy Nights, that was another movie I really enjoyed when I was really young. I'm so ashamed...Β  Eviliina is just adorable; she also appears again in his review of the live action The Cat in the Hat movie.

Chal: I DON'T CARE! JUST GIMME! *Chugs it down*
Kelly: Merry Christmas to me...

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LadyoftheGeneral In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2015-11-01 05:47:57 +0000 UTC]

Asmodeus: There there, sweetheart...
Amon: KELLY!
Asmodeus: Everyone, RUN

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen In reply to LadyoftheGeneral [2015-11-01 05:55:19 +0000 UTC]

Chalice:
*Asmodeus grabs Chalice into her arms and flies the FUCK out of there*

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LadyoftheGeneral In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2015-11-01 07:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Chalice: Farewell and good riddance

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Pastel-Piggy-Queen In reply to LadyoftheGeneral [2015-11-01 07:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Asmodeus: You can say that again, Darling.

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Pastel-Piggy-Queen [2014-12-30 20:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Ah the folly of childhood. I saw that one too. Christ child the Things were terrifying!

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RaptorCee [2014-12-28 01:30:41 +0000 UTC]

He is screaming "I NEED AN ADULT I NEED AN ADULT!!"

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13foxywolf666 In reply to RaptorCee [2014-12-29 15:20:38 +0000 UTC]

An adult, and some antiseptic spray!

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KelpieQueen27 [2014-12-27 10:33:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Kelly. You can always find the place where you the most unwelcome.

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13foxywolf666 In reply to KelpieQueen27 [2014-12-29 15:19:59 +0000 UTC]

Which is everywhere.

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PinkVelvetPrincess [2014-12-27 03:12:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh God it's nasty old man Sykes! Someone push him out of here! Get the broom!Β 

What a horrible time to bother them, Kelly. Although I guess no time is a good time with him...Β 
Let's hope he doesn't pull this shit when Richardo gets a girlfriend. D':Β 

And hey- you put that tampon back into my purse THIS INSTANT!Β 

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13foxywolf666 In reply to PinkVelvetPrincess [2014-12-29 15:19:47 +0000 UTC]

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy, hm? Yeah there's no good timing with Kelly. And dear lord help Ricardo when he gets a date!

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PinkVelvetPrincess In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-29 16:24:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's such a SHAME! *dramatic eye roll*

Let's all hope and pray Kelly doesn't find out about it. Β 

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13foxywolf666 In reply to PinkVelvetPrincess [2014-12-30 14:52:41 +0000 UTC]

He may need to enter the 'Kelly's faves protection program!'

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EpicWolfOfDarkness [2014-12-26 23:14:00 +0000 UTC]

Am I the only one who thinks that Leo kinda looks like Foxy from Five Nights at Freddy's? Just something I've noticed...

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13foxywolf666 In reply to EpicWolfOfDarkness [2014-12-29 15:50:19 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't know. Haven't played it!

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EpicWolfOfDarkness In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-29 18:06:42 +0000 UTC]

I highly recommend it if you like scary things. It's available to download for iOS, Android or PC (not for free though), or you could just watch playthroughs of it on YouTube. There's plenty of those.

You won't be disappointed, I swear.

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13foxywolf666 In reply to EpicWolfOfDarkness [2014-12-30 14:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Ooo PC and Android! I'll look into it.

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EpicWolfOfDarkness In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-30 19:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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PinkVelvetPrincess In reply to EpicWolfOfDarkness [2014-12-27 02:27:17 +0000 UTC]

Or rather Foxy looks like him, since Leo was made in 2011.

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EpicWolfOfDarkness In reply to PinkVelvetPrincess [2014-12-27 11:02:56 +0000 UTC]

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Groovy-Gecko [2014-12-26 14:47:43 +0000 UTC]

One of those rare moments I pity Sykes. On the other hand, Kelly always makes me laugh!

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13foxywolf666 In reply to Groovy-Gecko [2014-12-26 21:22:03 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Groovy-Gecko In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-27 17:41:39 +0000 UTC]

No worries!

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OctarinePegacorn [2014-12-26 01:30:11 +0000 UTC]

Why aren't they amused? If I went to a play and I saw another audience member holding a tampon, I'd wet myself.

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13foxywolf666 In reply to OctarinePegacorn [2014-12-26 21:21:57 +0000 UTC]

They've been around Kelly too long!

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OctarinePegacorn In reply to 13foxywolf666 [2014-12-27 05:15:33 +0000 UTC]

I have a story you might like. I was in Visual Arts and one of my friends painted a tampon, placed it in a plastic baggie, and took it with her to lunch. Then she got a friend of hers to throw it at a table full of male underclassmen. Surprisingly, they seemed more fascinated than grossed out with it.

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