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readytofly ♂️ [359633] [2003-02-25 03:26:48 +0000 UTC] "Chicks dig pathetic" (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 24; Deviations: 60; Watchers: 10

Watching: 15; Pageviews: 6583; Comments Made: 483; Friends: 15

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Derrick Robertson, Steve Dillon
Favorite movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Favorite bands / musical artists: Limozeen
Favorite writers: Alan Moore
Favorite games: Warcraft 2
Favorite gaming platform: Atari 2600. Heck yes.
Tools of the Trade: Microsoft Word, 5 bucks, sex drive
Other Interests: Reading, writing, eating, sleeping

# About me

Current Residence: Glen Ellyn, IL
Favourite genre of music: Ya know.
Favourite photographer: The one outside my window
Favourite style of art: Zap!
Operating System: XP
MP3 player of choice: Yes
Shell of choice: Half-shell. Turtle power!
Wallpaper of choice: Ninjas eating tacos.
Skin of choice: My mother's! I mean, YOUR mother's! ... damn.
Favourite cartoon character: The Cheat
Personal Quote: Life's a bitch, slap it like a pimp.

# Comments

Comments: 177

cosmicpenguin [2013-08-09 05:06:39 +0000 UTC]

I wish we were still alive.

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freeza-frost [2008-02-13 16:51:58 +0000 UTC]

hello local!

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insanity-is-a-gift [2005-12-18 01:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Season Greetings

December is here, and the year is nearly over. In just a couple of weeks we'll be heading into a new year full of promise. May the final weeks of 2004 be full of joy, peace, and hope for the new year!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

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inebriate [2005-04-16 18:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Still around here much?

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readytofly In reply to inebriate [2005-05-06 20:47:44 +0000 UTC]

I drop by every once in a while to do some browsing. I might get to submitting again sometime.

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jesusbite [2005-02-14 00:30:56 +0000 UTC]

So, I finally got a list up and running for the Link of the Night. If you're not on it (as in, don't get this message, and you want to), shoot me a note, or leave a message or just somehow let me know. Same goes for the instance that you want off the list - please let me know.

Happiness , by .
The Interview , by .
Rusting Bridges of Suburbia , by .

So, I did some peruzing, and earthed up these three pieces.
Happiness is beautiful in its own simplicity, and has a subtle kick to it that I find lacking in a lot of reading these days.
The Interview is an interesting little for-the-stage piece that I found myself cracking up over, all over the place. There's some great humor and dialogue going on here, as well as some great subtle toss-ins for the actors to experiment with. Something I would love to see performed.
While Rusting Bridges of Suburbia might be a little ho-hum subject-wise, the rhythm and control of meter that ~ honestbrutality has accomplished here is impeccable. It takes a lot of practice and a lot of control of vocabulary to get a good rhythm in a slam piece these days, and it's done beautifully here.



Get writing, fuckos. *jesusbite

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papa-j [2004-09-05 03:28:02 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the comment, but they weren't all verbs, but i think i would still want nouns in my language but anyway, thank you again for your comment!

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paxtin [2004-09-04 01:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment man.

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inebriate [2004-04-21 17:05:12 +0000 UTC]

Update your website!

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readytofly In reply to inebriate [2004-04-24 07:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Ok.

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kensaggy [2004-04-03 16:50:18 +0000 UTC]

oops...i submited by mistake...

thanks for the as well

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kensaggy [2004-04-03 16:49:50 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the comment bro

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inebriate [2004-01-28 22:45:31 +0000 UTC]

What I meant was, submit more, damnit!

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chocolatebloodychip In reply to inebriate [2004-01-29 03:09:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. What he said.

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inebriate [2004-01-28 22:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Where the fuck are you?

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emocore [2004-01-19 21:31:27 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the comment on my thing that i posted.

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chocolatebloodychip [2004-01-19 00:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Methinks that you should submit more, genius dude.

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fetalexplosion [2004-01-13 03:48:39 +0000 UTC]

thanks for chewing up condoms

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sillydru [2004-01-12 16:54:35 +0000 UTC]

well, as a matter of fact, that's EXACTLY what it is.


glad to see you back, sweetie.

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paxtin [2004-01-12 07:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the recent comments.

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shefb0yrd [2004-01-11 23:31:38 +0000 UTC]

Ahh you're back!
Glad to see you here, Ben!

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daeira [2004-01-11 14:25:49 +0000 UTC]

Crap! A shitload of comments! I nearly fell out the window. Thanks mate!

But you know, you didn't fav " Non-Existant Poems"... you just faved " Monsters". Not that I'm complaining, it's just that you said it and I'm such a whore for compliments and attention and.... okay I'll shut up.

By the way, where have you been? Haven't seen you in ages!



But I'm no god. I'm a goddess.

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chocolatebloodychip [2003-12-14 23:35:50 +0000 UTC]

I less than three you!

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inebriate [2003-11-20 18:58:48 +0000 UTC]

Holy shit, you're alive!

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readytofly In reply to inebriate [2003-11-20 21:09:45 +0000 UTC]

Barely.

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inebriate [2003-11-11 00:01:58 +0000 UTC]

Hey buddy, haven't spoken with you in a while.
How's tricks?

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dark-writing [2003-11-10 20:12:04 +0000 UTC]

AS OF NOV 11TH YOU WILL NO LONGER BE A MEMBER OF THE DARK WRITINGS.

If you wish to re-apply for membership please fell free. A new director has taken over and is cleaning out non-participative members.

Good day to you.

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sillydru [2003-11-07 05:01:05 +0000 UTC]

yes.


i did.


but you see....the hatred is really kinda a retrospective thing. i loved it the first time. then, i watched it on dvd. and i REALLY thought about it. and i was all like...."wow. they're shitty."

but then i was all like, "well, they might get their shit together. it's nice to give people second chances..."


they blew it.

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sillydru [2003-11-07 02:12:38 +0000 UTC]

PFFT.

part of me DID hate them for the second one. i was just giving them a second chance.


stupid me.

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daeira [2003-10-15 17:17:05 +0000 UTC]

Oy! A fav!

Cool

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sillydru [2003-10-15 00:04:51 +0000 UTC]

blargh.

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paxtin [2003-10-06 17:29:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the recent comments and fav.

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KassandraLeigh [2003-10-06 08:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for commenting on my piece! Its not strange that pale skin is attracting, many ppl find it such an allure. THink i roots back to aristacrsy , victorian ages,ect.

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daeira [2003-10-05 23:17:46 +0000 UTC]

You think Odd and JΓΈrn look scary? Aahahhaha! *laughing maniacally and quite scaringly loud*


I think you have to reconsider who you should be scared of...


Muhahaha.

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daeira [2003-09-23 18:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Ah, sorry, my soul is already in the belongings of someone else, and I really don't have a spare-soul to give out.

And I don't have a camera at the moment, so no naked pictures either. Sorry to be having to disappoint.

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inebriate [2003-09-22 02:18:31 +0000 UTC]

Link of the Night! While JB's away, I'm taking over for him (with permission). Even though it's made DTF, this is simply too amazing to read just once. See what I'm talking about and check it out!

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daeira [2003-09-17 17:47:52 +0000 UTC]

We want more Eli Stone! Moremoremore!

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sillydru [2003-09-01 18:31:50 +0000 UTC]

write, you lazy motherfucker.

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inebriate [2003-08-23 21:13:21 +0000 UTC]

I'm recommending you as a refreshing and insightful reader. Now you must write more.

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inebriate [2003-07-28 06:24:07 +0000 UTC]

I close my eyes. Just for a moment and the moment's gone.
Where are your songs, Ben? I've had the most awful pop music in my head from work radio and need a refreshing tune to belt-whip these evil manifesto devil singers.

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shefb0yrd [2003-07-14 17:13:33 +0000 UTC]

Here's to hoping you're well, buddy.

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inebriate [2003-06-30 16:24:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh snap!

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daeira [2003-06-25 11:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Mm....yes. You're probably right about the "bugs legs" thing. I just wanted to experiment somewhat with chopped up rythm and alternate rhymes. I just had fun writing it, no more than that really. But you're probably right. Maybe I'll change it.

And I'll let yu have your fun...yes...nothing wrong with nudity and the pleasure of it. Hmm...yeah. You were supposed to focus somewhat on it in that poem. Wee!

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inebriate [2003-06-23 17:31:47 +0000 UTC]

No sarcasm. I miss your writings, however.
Do be a gentleman and submit.

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inebriate [2003-06-18 06:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Your monosyllabic quips never cease to impress me.
Voyeur.

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-jesse- [2003-06-15 21:27:37 +0000 UTC]

You're incapable of letting me down. Everything you write is like 800 times better than anything I write so I feel it's my duty to be jealous and cut it down.

Post another Eli Stone. That was way fun to read and I'm all anticipating another.

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while. I haven't written anything I'd feel comfortable sharing. I will soon, though.

You're a fabulous writer.

*jesse

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sillydru [2003-06-13 16:26:04 +0000 UTC]

what you don't know is that i'm already a kingpin in the duck-slave circles.

HA.

eat it.

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paxtin [2003-06-12 17:21:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey thanks for the comment on my comic. Glad ya got a good laugh out of it.

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daeira [2003-06-12 12:39:52 +0000 UTC]

You wrote:
(...)because I am, in fact, the stupidest asshole.

In other words, according to yourself and your last poem, you are God? Muahahaha....

Yes. Invisible friends and ghosts. Yum.

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shefb0yrd [2003-06-12 05:34:47 +0000 UTC]

Devmeet 1

Devmeet 2

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