PapopaQ [2017-03-13 23:32:34 +0000 UTC]

If you had
Mom's Spaghetti
Would you capture it?
Or just let it slip

Yo His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti 
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti 
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, 
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, 
The whole crowd goes spaghetti 
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out 
He's choking how, everybody's joking now 
Spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah! 
Snap back to spaghetti,
Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah 
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no. 
He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope 
He knows that but he's broke 
He's so stagnant, he knows 
When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's 
Back to the lab again, yo 
This whole spaghetti 
He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him 

You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, 
It's ready 
You better never let it go(go) 
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow 
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo 
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, 
It's ready 
You better never let it go(go) 
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow 
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo 
(You better) 

The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping 
Mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking 
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order 
A normal sweater is boring, 
But mom's spaghetti's close to post mortem 
It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter 
He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him 
Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter 
He only grows harder, only grows hotter 
He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti 
There's vomit on his mom's spaghetti 
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti 
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows 
His palms are sweaty ope 
He's calm and ready ope 
And unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti 
Chewed up and spit out he's chokin now 

You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, 
It's ready 
You better never let it go(go) 
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow 
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo 
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, 
It's ready 
You better never let it go(go) 
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow 
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo 
(You better) 

No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti 
Tear this m*****ing roof off like two mom's spaghettis 
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed 
Spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater 
But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher 
Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper 
All the vomit inside amplified by the 
Fact that I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti 
And I can't provide the right type of 
Spaghetti for my family cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti 
And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti, 
This is my life and these palms are so sweaty, 
And i'm so hard 
My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping 
Caught up between being a father and a prima donna 
Baby vomit's on his sweater already mom's spaghetti 
He's nervous bloah another day of monotony 
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom 
I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot 
Spaghetti is my only m*****ing option, vomit's not 
Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go 
Ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome 
So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got 

You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, 
It's ready 
You better never let it go(go) 
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow 
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo 
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, 
It's ready 
You better never let it go(go) 
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow 
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo 
(You better) 

Mom's Spaghetti can do anything man

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Eiocia [2017-02-19 02:14:47 +0000 UTC]

lemme smash

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Naysae [2017-02-12 21:03:28 +0000 UTC]

"Where's Becky?"

"Becky! Bekeh!"

"BECKY U SLUT GET YOUR PHAT ASS DOWN HERE RN!"

"BEECCCKKKKYYYYY!"

"Becky, Becky are you behind me? Oh hey!"

"Hey!"

"You want sum fuk"

"Let me touch beak?"

"No, Ron."

"Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Ok."

"I'll give you some time to think."

"Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock."

"I bet she's sleeping with Ben."

"Ben is a hoe."

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EdenPak [2017-02-12 20:48:53 +0000 UTC]

"This is, a nice stick. I like, sticks. Peck, peck."

"Lemme smash. Please."

"No Ron. Go find Becky."

"You want, sum fuk?"

"No Ron, I don't want sum fuk."

"I got you blue. Hey gurl, you want sum tail? Flick."

"Ugh...Ron. Your tail is small."

"Wot? Swiggity Swooty? You want yellow? She doesn't want yellow...Blue AND Yellow? No.."

"Ron? I'm leaving."

"Wot? NO! WAIT! LEMME SMASH. What has my life come to? Becky thought my tail was big. Becky used to lemme smash. But Becky is smashin Ben."
"Ben is a hoe."
"Fuck this nest. Fuck Ben!"
"I NEED YOU BECKY. BECKY LEMME SMASH!"
"Ima get that bitch a stick. Bitches love sticks."
"Wrong stick."
"Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick."
"Need stick. Got stick. BECKY! I got stick!"
"LEMME SMASH."

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EternalFyre413 [2017-02-08 13:37:37 +0000 UTC]

//vibrates and aggressively sheds mint green fur all over your page

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SaltyEmoo [2017-02-07 04:52:13 +0000 UTC]

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VentiusX [2017-02-03 07:28:25 +0000 UTC]

XD-Today at 11:20 PM

Tmw you fall asleep while trying to untangle yourself from your shirt

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pacifistpeach [2017-01-18 23:37:15 +0000 UTC]

excuse me why tf am I not watching you
i can't believe u didn't inform me,,,
im dyin scoob you're such a good artist ;v;;

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VentiusX [2017-01-17 04:59:19 +0000 UTC]

I was just thinking about how ur my friend and I love you !!

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:57:26 +0000 UTC]

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Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:56:52 +0000 UTC]

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There was once a young Virus Decepticon Initiate named Xerxes who was very very weak. He was so weak in fact that he only had 1 point going towards his Strength. Xerxes dreamed of becoming a Muscle Meme like his good daddy, who he looked up to very much and who also died. However, his noodle arms caused him to fail his Muscle Meme training miserably and he thus became a Decepticon, not only disappointing himself but also everyone he was friends with (which was no one because he’s a loser).  

Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:56:32 +0000 UTC]

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There was once a young Virus Decepticon Initiate named Xerxes who was very very weak. He was so weak in fact that he only had 1 point going towards his Strength. Xerxes dreamed of becoming a Muscle Meme like his good daddy, who he looked up to very much and who also died. However, his noodle arms caused him to fail his Muscle Meme training miserably and he thus became a Decepticon, not only disappointing himself but also everyone he was friends with (which was no one because he’s a loser).  

Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:56:14 +0000 UTC]

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There was once a young Virus Decepticon Initiate named Xerxes who was very very weak. He was so weak in fact that he only had 1 point going towards his Strength. Xerxes dreamed of becoming a Muscle Meme like his good daddy, who he looked up to very much and who also died. However, his noodle arms caused him to fail his Muscle Meme training miserably and he thus became a Decepticon, not only disappointing himself but also everyone he was friends with (which was no one because he’s a loser).  

Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:56:08 +0000 UTC]

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There was once a young Virus Decepticon Initiate named Xerxes who was very very weak. He was so weak in fact that he only had 1 point going towards his Strength. Xerxes dreamed of becoming a Muscle Meme like his good daddy, who he looked up to very much and who also died. However, his noodle arms caused him to fail his Muscle Meme training miserably and he thus became a Decepticon, not only disappointing himself but also everyone he was friends with (which was no one because he’s a loser).  

Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:56:01 +0000 UTC]

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

There was once a young Virus Decepticon Initiate named Xerxes who was very very weak. He was so weak in fact that he only had 1 point going towards his Strength. Xerxes dreamed of becoming a Muscle Meme like his good daddy, who he looked up to very much and who also died. However, his noodle arms caused him to fail his Muscle Meme training miserably and he thus became a Decepticon, not only disappointing himself but also everyone he was friends with (which was no one because he’s a loser).  

Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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SaltyEmoo [2017-01-12 09:55:51 +0000 UTC]

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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

There was once a young Virus Decepticon Initiate named Xerxes who was very very weak. He was so weak in fact that he only had 1 point going towards his Strength. Xerxes dreamed of becoming a Muscle Meme like his good daddy, who he looked up to very much and who also died. However, his noodle arms caused him to fail his Muscle Meme training miserably and he thus became a Decepticon, not only disappointing himself but also everyone he was friends with (which was no one because he’s a loser).  

Fast forward a bit, Xerxes went on to face a Kinetic woman, Easther, in battle. Easther shot and ripped his arm off. He solved this problem by creating blood circles around his foe, leaking it onto the concrete floor below and thus further proving his true talent at failing miserably at everything he does. To this day, Xerxes the Decepticon Initiate is known as Stumpy the Cheapshot by everyone he loves and also hates (which is most people).

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doof-ish [2017-01-12 04:21:24 +0000 UTC]

Poke.

Poke.

Poke.

Casey softly groaned at the light sensation he felt- it was soft, but enough to rouse him from his slumber. However, he wanted to turn away- he had to train with the other Vitality members early in the morning, and while they were great, he was always exhausted afterwards (As for some reason, Ryan and Marcus decided to eavesdrop every time while he spent time with Damien).

    But the poking didn’t stop.

    Blearily, he slightly opened an eye, only to meet the red eyes he had come to love:

Damien’s. “Hmm...Damien?” He yawned, rubbing one of his eyes as he turned his head slightly. “What’s up?”

    The shorter of the two didn't reply- he continued to stare at Casey, It was silent, before he spoke, quiet, and uncertain. “Casey….what do you see in me?” He asked.

    Well….that woke him up.

Immediately, he sat up to look at Damien better- his hair was down, and despite being in their shared bed, Damien was wearing his poncho, wrapped around his shoulders. Gently, he cupped Damien’s cheeks, using his thumbs to stroke underneath his eyes. “Damien...why would you ask that?” He countered, concerned for his partner.

Damien remained quiet, but cupped his smaller hands over Casey’s , unable to make eye contact anymore. “Because….you’re amazing- you know what to say most of the time, you help people- despite not really talking to them, you’re so hardworking when it comes to battles and training, and you’re so observant,. How,,,,could you see anything in me- someone so...undeserving and worthless? When you could easily get someone better…?” He rambled, and Casey’s heart broke when he started to feel moisture gathering under his thumbs. He knew Damien was rather timid about their relationship, and right now, he wanted to do everything he could to prove to Damien his love for him.

“Hey...Damien…” He started, putting a hand on the small of his back as he effortlessly lifted him up to sit on his lap. He made Damien look at him, and gave a gentle smile in turn. “You may see yourself as someone who doesn’t deserve all this, but you’re wrong. You’re not worthless.” He started, shushing the Kinetic as he was about to protest. “I like to help people, and I’m observant, sure….but you’re just as amazing, y’know?” He moved one head to thread his fingers through Damien’s silk-like hair as he continued. “Since my friend got deleted- I was so, so scared of getting close to someone, only for them to be deleted as well. I didn’t think I had the heart of going through it again….but then...you came.” Casey smiled, remembering how the first time  his heart skipped when he thought of the white haired man. “We were both pretty lonely, but if it wasn’t for you and how you stayed by my side….I would’ve continued being alone and scared. Damien….you saved me. You saved me from that fate.”

He lowered Damien, kissing his forehead, “You ask what do I see in you, then allow me to list off what I saw, and I continue to see.”

    He kissed Damien’s forehead again. “You’re just as hardworking as I am- if not more. You’re one of the fastest in your division- from what I can tell.” He started.

    He kissed his eyelids. “You never sway from your values or morals- you fight for what you believe in, and that’s incredible.”

    He kissed his nose. “Even though you’re one of the best, you never flaunt it in front of others- you speak to others as equals, and you never look down at anyone, even those who are under your rank.”

    He kissed his cheeks. “And you blush rather adorably when I kiss you~” He teased, letting out a short laugh when Damien slapped his shoulder before he sincerely looked at him.

    “I see you as the man I fell for, and will never regret falling for.” He finished, placing a kiss on Damien’s lip, moving to cup the back of his head.

As he pulled away, he couldn’t help but chuckle at how red Damien was, although he couldn’t blame him- he was probably just as red. “Better?”

Damien continued to look down, but nodded, “Mm...thank you, Casey…” He mumbled, pressing his face to Casey’s shoulder from embarrassment and from the swell of affection he felt for him. “Thank you….so much…”

Casey smiled as he laid them down, and stroked Damien’s back. “Of course- and no matter what, I’ll always be happy to reassure you and tell you how much I love you.” He hugged him. “I love you, Damien.”

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Stabats [2017-01-12 04:01:45 +0000 UTC]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Couple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Can't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Check out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Can I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Coffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Come on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Can I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out your job and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on

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Devil-Nutto [2017-01-04 06:26:49 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much for the watch ;v;

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virusMasterRace [2017-01-02 19:43:42 +0000 UTC]

VIRUS MASTER RACE

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chizuny [2016-12-16 14:26:24 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the watch! QwQ

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Starija [2016-10-01 08:51:30 +0000 UTC]

ha ha you got hakt! haha!

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Kamistasia [2016-10-01 07:31:11 +0000 UTC]

: OOO YOU GOT HACKET???

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k-kuri [2016-09-16 15:20:05 +0000 UTC]

oh boy i'm in love with your art style

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su-shimi [2016-06-29 02:34:21 +0000 UTC]

lmao i love how four of your pkmn are from unova

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Starija [2016-06-18 02:04:23 +0000 UTC]

YEY U USED ICON
gotta catch em all

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