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SaltyEmoo
[19974042]
[2011-11-25 20:04:22 +0000 UTC]
"just a loser"
(United States)
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Favourites: 32251; Deviations: 151; Watchers: 109
Watching: 276; Pageviews: 32130; Comments Made: 14786; Friends: 276
# Comments
Comments: 5063
aah, thank you so much!! ;v;
yes, I do take commissions! here's a link to the commissions info:
Commissions Information
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I AM PERFECT AND EVERYONE LOVES ME BECAUSE I AM FABULOUS
I DESERVES TO BE AT THE TOP
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who are these jokers tbh i'm the most important person in your life
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brit might be one up fyre
but I am going to be up there for a month
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I wish I could feature this twice
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If you had
Mom's Spaghetti
Would you capture it?
Or just let it slip
Yo His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
Spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti,
Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah
He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no.
He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole spaghetti
He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti,
It's ready
You better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti,
It's ready
You better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
Mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order
A normal sweater is boring,
But mom's spaghetti's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter
He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him
Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter
He only grows harder, only grows hotter
He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti
There's vomit on his mom's spaghetti
His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows
His palms are sweaty ope
He's calm and ready ope
And unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti
Chewed up and spit out he's chokin now
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti,
It's ready
You better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti,
It's ready
You better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this m*****ing roof off like two mom's spaghettis
I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed
Spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater
But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher
Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper
All the vomit inside amplified by the
Fact that I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti
And I can't provide the right type of
Spaghetti for my family cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti
And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti,
This is my life and these palms are so sweaty,
And i'm so hard
My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping
Caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby vomit's on his sweater already mom's spaghetti
He's nervous bloah another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom
I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot
Spaghetti is my only m*****ing option, vomit's not
Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go
Ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome
So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti,
It's ready
You better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti,
It's ready
You better never let it go(go)
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo
(You better)
Mom's Spaghetti can do anything man
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and my goodness, who is this super cute character with the red eyes and scarf?
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That is Ros from the series Senyuu!
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Thanks for favoriting my art!
Please SUBSCRIBE to my Youtube Channel LINK!
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NUTTSTSTSTTSTSTSTSTSSTSTSTTSSTTST SO FUCKGGN HARD/
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your style is so adorable??? omg
and it's so soft and the noses and really cute
love your profile too! can't wait to see more from you!!
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aah thank you so much!! such sweet words!!! ;w;
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MR. su latte||Xeczkess||Valtor-Today at 9:51 PM
I used to ride men when I was a kid and it was fun yet also horrifying
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"Where's Becky?"
"Becky! Bekeh!"
"BECKY U SLUT GET YOUR PHAT ASS DOWN HERE RN!"
"BEECCCKKKKYYYYY!"
"Becky, Becky are you behind me? Oh hey!"
"Hey!"
"You want sum fuk"
"Let me touch beak?"
"No, Ron."
"Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Ok."
"I'll give you some time to think."
"Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock."
"I bet she's sleeping with Ben."
"Ben is a hoe."
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"This is, a nice stick. I like, sticks. Peck, peck."
"Lemme smash. Please."
"No Ron. Go find Becky."
"You want, sum fuk?"
"No Ron, I don't want sum fuk."
"I got you blue. Hey gurl, you want sum tail? Flick."
"Ugh...Ron. Your tail is small."
"Wot? Swiggity Swooty? You want yellow? She doesn't want yellow...Blue AND Yellow? No.."
"Ron? I'm leaving."
"Wot? NO! WAIT! LEMME SMASH. What has my life come to? Becky thought my tail was big. Becky used to lemme smash. But Becky is smashin Ben."
"Ben is a hoe."
"Fuck this nest. Fuck Ben!"
"I NEED YOU BECKY. BECKY LEMME SMASH!"
"Ima get that bitch a stick. Bitches love sticks."
"Wrong stick."
"Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick. Stick."
"Need stick. Got stick. BECKY! I got stick!"
"LEMME SMASH."
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hhhH ILY TOO ;v; thank you//
though you are infinitely cooler tbhhh
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
[Chorus:]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
[Chorus x2]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
[Chorus x3]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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I treasure this comment forever
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