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pixiepain
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[2004-06-26 06:35:40 +0000 UTC]
"Good Grief, Charlie Brown"
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 91; Deviations: 35; Watchers: 67
Watching: 44; Pageviews: 17147; Comments Made: 2770; Friends: 44
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Kurt HalseyFavorite movies: Dirty Pretty Things, Et Tu Mama Tambien, Natural Born Killers, Bad Education
Favorite bands / musical artists: Placebo, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Postal Service, Buzzcocks, DCFC, Death Comes to Matteson
Favorite writers: Oscar Wilde, Donna Tartt, James Joyce, Lewis Carrol, Simon Armitage
Favorite games: Solitaire
Favorite gaming platform: platform 9 and 3/4
Tools of the Trade: Depends what I'm tradin'.
Other Interests: Sleeping. Writing. Painting. Words ending in 'ing'.
# About me
Current Residence: South East London, UKSkin of choice: yours, my precccciousssss
Favourite cartoon character: Charlie Brown. Calvin & Hobbes. It's all good.
Personal Quote: You need to be heartless to survive in this world.
# Comments
Comments: 556
It's June 6th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: =Caektiems
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[link] is my new deviantart account. I am moving all my previous work there.
I've decided to dedicate a part of my life to Art again.
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Old enough to know I'm too young to be doing what I'm doing
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i just wanted to thank you for the nice comment you said to me on my most recent prose.
thank you. really, thank you.
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I went and read your blog. 
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Is Placebo and English band? I was adamant they were American...
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Long time indeed. How are you?
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Very well. Need a holiday is all. What have you been up too 
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Not much. Spending time with friends, studddddying....OK thats bullshit, I have YET to pick up a book, with final exams two weeks away. Psssssssh. Who needs to study, right?
(uh..me. I do. Desperately.)
Is taking a holiday possible? I'd like to take a big fat break from life right now, but hey. The beat goes on, and so must we. Innnit.
(sorry for the nonsense, I'm sooo fucked up right now I can barely see straight.)
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:hi:
I own you (litteraly)
Won you at an auction for 5$
...Make me tea!
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fuckthewhat?
Who was auctioning me off? When I get hold of them...
I don't know how to make tea. I'm a bit of a useless acquasition...sorry.
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well...que sera sera...
or alternatively, ouch?
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Your totally cheating on me with that penrino guy.
Is my mammoth size ego not enough to satisfy your needs sexual or otherwise?
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I'm sorry love, I didn't mean for you to find out like this....We've been conducting a secret love affair via my DA page.
I'm so sorry, can you ever forgive me? <3
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:/
Only if you dress up as an elf and let me slay you.
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Its either an elf or a goblin.
s' Just the way it is.
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The last 5 comments all contain a heart of some type.
I intend on breaking that chain, because, well, I'm gayer than you.
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I'd bet that I'M actually gayer than YOU.
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i'd put my flat on me being the gayest here!!
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I'll see your flat, Sir, and raise you an elephant!
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aslong as it's a white elephant, i don't want none of dem grey pricks.
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Those grey elephants only ever cause trouble. I don't have anything to do with them.
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nah, i wouldn't, they're a bunch of pricks.. what we bettin' again?
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We're betting for glue-sticks on how many penguins Stephen Fry can fit into his boxers.
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I heard Stephen Fry wears Y-fronts. And I'll bet ya 8 glue-sticks for your imaginary friend named Nelson Jenkins.
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Stephen Fry is so damn sexy.
Stephen Fry in Y-fronts. I just can't even move past that to address the rest of your comment.
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oh, did i mention that i'm stephen fry's mother?
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In that case, you should know, I'm in lust with your son. Do you have any exactly like him that arent flaming homosexuals so that I can seduce them while they tell me trivial facts about ancient Aztec tribes?
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no. no i don't. but if you're willing to try and play god and have lesbian sex with me so we could create a heterosexual Stephen Fry with added knowledge of ancient aztec tribes and an abundance of east-end slang. then.. roll on the copulation.
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why yes.. yes i am. in a lesbian piece of mind, you're up there with the likes of hells' angels wives and angelina jolie.
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We should make sweet lesbian love on the grass outside Parliment.
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outside parliament? oh geez, that's a tall order, why not on number 10 downing's doorstep? wouldn't that be more exhilarating and kinky, although... tony might have suttin' to say. can you flash him?
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too much security around there. It'd be impractical to attempt.
Plus it's all cement-y. Having sex on cement is no fun at all. Your ass goes all numb.
I really don't think Mr Blair would be terribly impressed if I DID flash him...
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okay, inside the london eye.. in the same pod as a school trip.
i'll flash tony then, he's a diamond geezer!
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Sex Education will never be the same again...
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we'll probably get asked to write a book, and make millions for having lesbian sex.
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We'll never have to work again! Or...ever to begin with, in my case.
We'll become minor celebrities! We'll be asked onto pop-culture-celebrity gameshows! We'll go on GMTV! Think of the money! Think of the prestige! Think of the drug scandals and tabloid kiss and tell articles!
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reckon we'll get on richard and judy? damn, i'd love to see judy's tits for real. drug scandals = pure sexyness. and i like work, but if i could quit it! i so blatantly would!
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Richard and Judy would be on their knee's begging for us. I wouldn't know about work, never had a real job. I kind of need one though.
Someone needs to employ me as their constant-source-of-entertainment.
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how much you lookin' for an hour?
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