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ichiban-enterprises ♂️ [801512] [2004-04-10 15:29:36 +0000 UTC] "Zygotes Anonymous" (Australia)

# Statistics

Favourites: 49; Deviations: 137; Watchers: 20

Watching: 45; Pageviews: 9825; Comments Made: 852; Friends: 45

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Ed
Favorite movies: The ones that arnt shit
Favorite bands / musical artists: The ones that arnt shit
Favorite writers: Ed
Favorite games: Guns and ninjas
Favorite gaming platform: sexbox 800
Tools of the Trade: pens pencils copics mspaint and a whole lot of DOOM
Other Interests: All Things Great

# About me

Current Residence: Gold Coast
Favourite genre of music: Most things with guitars
Favourite photographer: Ed
Favourite style of art: Comics / Manga and ms paint
Operating System: A peanut butter jar with a teaspoon of peanut butter in it
MP3 player of choice: my telecommunication device
Shell of choice: Shell? I prefer to buy my petrol from BP.
Wallpaper of choice: Ninjas
Skin of choice: ninjas
Personal Quote: Do stuff and do it good AND people will like ya

# Comments

Comments: 175

DitaMortemi [2007-11-12 17:46:18 +0000 UTC]



Thank you sooo much for and s!!!

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to DitaMortemi [2007-11-13 02:12:28 +0000 UTC]

Totally awesome work
i thank you for lettin me fav it all

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Miss-Hart [2007-11-12 08:04:39 +0000 UTC]

thank you for the add and the favs ooh and for adding favs for because i loooves her.

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to Miss-Hart [2007-11-13 02:11:10 +0000 UTC]

No need to thank for all the favs... you totally deserve a million people telling you what i tell you. so you have the power to become the greatist artist known to man kind. ok and tofuscramly rocks too..

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Miss-Hart In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2007-11-13 04:17:40 +0000 UTC]

that'd be sweet, then all i had to do all day was paint and draw instead of going to my job @_@

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to Miss-Hart [2007-11-13 04:35:17 +0000 UTC]

i would dance.. into oblivion

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Miss-Hart In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2007-11-13 04:40:12 +0000 UTC]

and then the art would be worth more

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to Miss-Hart [2007-11-13 04:47:38 +0000 UTC]

you got it.. we could be sales people

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to Miss-Hart [2007-11-13 04:26:16 +0000 UTC]

how cool would that be,,,

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Miss-Hart In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2007-11-13 04:29:52 +0000 UTC]

i think i'd end each day by dancing a little jig.

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to Miss-Hart [2007-11-13 04:35:39 +0000 UTC]

i would dance... into oblivion

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TofuScrambly [2007-11-12 03:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for all the favs, and such!

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to TofuScrambly [2007-11-12 04:54:01 +0000 UTC]

No problems. you totally deserve all the recognition.

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ichiban-enterprises [2007-11-06 03:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Now i am the top of the comments list... i am king...
OBEY THE FIST

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drsketchybrisbane [2007-08-27 02:11:46 +0000 UTC]

Hello there lovely!

Just wanted to let you know, this week at Dr Sketchy's (Sat 1st Sep) we have the amazing Mistress Mandrella.. you can snap up one a ticket on our myspace profile. [link] or livejournal community page [link]

Hope to see you there!!

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The-Corpse [2007-05-03 07:49:00 +0000 UTC]

Lick my love pump.

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ichiban-enterprises [2006-10-17 03:20:15 +0000 UTC]

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IS STUPID, LIKE THE STUPID STUPID SHIT FUCKERS THAT EAT YOUR GARBAGE SCRAPS AND TAKE YOUR ANIMALS TO PLACE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT>

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The-Corpse [2006-03-03 13:05:56 +0000 UTC]

I.O.U. one pair of clean panties.

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to The-Corpse [2006-08-24 07:41:31 +0000 UTC]

OK MATE! this is the last time im ever letting you have my nana undies again! you make me sad when i go to my undies draw and all i find are artistic replication of my underpants, oh and did i mention that they are constructed out of some sticky yet lubricated susbsance? well i dont know what they are but they still fit good so ill let you off this time captain planet, HOWEVER IF SUCH ACTIONS PERSIST I RECOMEND THAT YOU EAT SOME STUFF THAT MAKES IT ALL GOOD.

OK?

doo waaaaaahp

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mdaypuck In reply to The-Corpse [2006-06-29 08:53:09 +0000 UTC]

well, i see you're owing EVERYONE a pair of clean panties.

i thought i meant something to you!

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The-Corpse In reply to mdaypuck [2006-06-29 13:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Not everyone. Just those people whose panties I've irreparably damaged. Sorry again about the penguin feces.

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to The-Corpse [2006-03-11 08:22:52 +0000 UTC]

thoes were my last ones. bastard

BASTARD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you'll pay for this captin PUGWASH!!! you'll pay!!!

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xdevakix [2006-02-03 14:33:48 +0000 UTC]

Mei says "Hi Ed!"

She's boring and doesn't go on DeviantArt anymore.

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to xdevakix [2006-02-08 05:15:55 +0000 UTC]

Hi Mei and Kim and others

now lets all be pirates.

yiiiiaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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mdaypuck In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2006-06-29 08:54:06 +0000 UTC]

i've got me rum!
now all i need is a dirty pirate hooker from whore island.

mmmmmmm oo-ar.

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xdevakix In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2006-02-08 11:07:01 +0000 UTC]

arg ye matey!

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AngstPoetSociety [2005-11-09 23:43:07 +0000 UTC]

~AngstPoetSociety wants you!

Does nobody understand you? Do you find that your fragile genius is simply beyond the understanding of your un-evolved peers? Do you like to sit in a room lit by a single candle and dwell on how miserable your life has become?

If so, you may just be an angst-ridden poet.

Whether or not you've actually written any poetry is completely irrelevant. All you have to do is write down some lines that express just what a horrifyingly tiresome ordeal your life is (they don't even have to rhyme. In fact, it's probably better if they don't) and *bingo*......you're officially an angsty modern poet.

Please consider this suggestion and check out our journal for more information.

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Piss-Chump [2005-07-15 17:44:12 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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ichiban-enterprises [2005-06-29 07:36:05 +0000 UTC]

I am worth $1,475,042 on HumanForSale.com

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Count-Nelson [2005-06-06 11:45:43 +0000 UTC]

WATCH ME closely

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to Count-Nelson [2005-06-07 04:46:37 +0000 UTC]

little do you know that i am watching you closly with my hidden spy bug i place on you earlier today... muahahahhah

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amorimmortalis [2005-04-14 19:15:31 +0000 UTC]

thnx for the watch. ill make sure to get u loads of stapled toilet paper.

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ichiban-enterprises [2005-04-07 13:20:52 +0000 UTC]

i like sticky warm shit rubbed between my inner thigh.

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mdaypuck In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2006-08-14 05:20:09 +0000 UTC]

eeeeeewwwwww!!!!

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to mdaypuck [2006-08-15 09:24:40 +0000 UTC]

im from whore island...and i can get more rum you know...

i have many powerfull talents

wooh yeah....

yaar
im a pirate with no pirate boat..
yar sad is i

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mdaypuck In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2006-08-16 03:27:08 +0000 UTC]

OH YEAH.

i've been looking FOREVER for someone from whore island.
come, let me punch you in the ovaries.

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to mdaypuck [2006-08-24 07:36:09 +0000 UTC]

only if you supply me with a hand book to the future of pirate land vessel creation of immense total doom and the secret herbs and spices that make pirate rum the best.

OK!?

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mdaypuck In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2006-08-24 08:37:28 +0000 UTC]

hmm. you drive a hard bargain there.

....

i'll have to decline.

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combatanM [2005-03-18 01:31:11 +0000 UTC]

Eat ya jello BOY,or I'll call Bill cosby to cap you.

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The-Corpse [2005-02-14 12:22:47 +0000 UTC]

Woe is me. Syphillis has eaten away at my man-tool. It looks like a jackal-eaten sausage...

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Shatner-Man [2005-02-09 04:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Enter my contest you little bitch!!!!

[link]

--Bill

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Eldritch-Turnip [2005-01-30 09:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Did I get a phone call from you while I was asleep this afternoon or did I dream it? What the hell did I say to you? I can't remember.

And go lay-by that fucking amp we found. It's only 1000 lousy bucks. It's loud as hell. Think of how huge we'd sound with chunky ass bass behind the guitars.

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Piss-Chump [2005-01-23 10:58:01 +0000 UTC]

Get a Gallion Krueger amp NOW. Me an jon saw a cool amp fer $100, a little quad box with a woofer. Put it on lay-by. It's in that guitar shop near pac fair, the gibson one.

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ichiban-enterprises [2005-01-13 08:40:11 +0000 UTC]

people go here if you dare.

[link]

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the-funeral-whore [2005-01-12 16:26:54 +0000 UTC]

lol ur making me sound dead young.. lol dont worry mate iv been watching eva since i was 9! and i have figured out al li can.. i have all the books commics tshirts posters lol. and indeed evangeluion is the best thing that ever happoned to me x

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The-Corpse [2005-01-07 04:45:22 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the fav. My life is now complete. You can have the Ford, don't forget to feed my dog... BLAM!!!!!

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ichiban-enterprises In reply to The-Corpse [2005-01-07 11:40:57 +0000 UTC]

well im glad i can be of some help... so next time you touch your self.. think of me..

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The-Corpse In reply to ichiban-enterprises [2005-01-14 06:32:45 +0000 UTC]

This may go without saying, but... I already do...

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Piss-Chump In reply to The-Corpse [2005-01-15 05:56:55 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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The-Corpse In reply to Piss-Chump [2005-01-15 20:02:33 +0000 UTC]

lol, "attack angle"

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