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Piss-Chump ♂️ [749896] [2004-03-12 03:32:30 +0000 UTC] "Watch my avatar closely..." (Burkina Faso)

# Statistics

Favourites: 69; Deviations: 62; Watchers: 38

Watching: 69; Pageviews: 17925; Comments Made: 3381; Friends: 69

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Cover it with gas and set it on fire.
Favorite movies: Dead Man
Favorite bands / musical artists: Mike Patton, Kurdt Cobain, The Doors, Guitar Wolf, Ween, Melvins.
Favorite writers: The guy who wrote "Fishboy." H.S Thompson.
Favorite games: Alcahol
Favorite gaming platform: Chair on which alcahol can be drunk while sitting on.
Tools of the Trade: My slowly exploding liver
Other Interests: Drunk

# About me

Current Residence: Somewhere that smells.
Favourite genre of music: Touch me, I'm sick
Favourite photographer: Uhh...
Favourite style of art: Plastic Fantastic
Operating System: Fun with Sharp Things and Cuddly Animals.
MP3 player of choice: No
Shell of choice: No
Wallpaper of choice: IYTEHM
Skin of choice: The lady that used to live next door...Mmmm...leathery
Favourite cartoon character: Dr Zoidberg
Personal Quote: Lazy.

# Comments

Comments: 933

Eldritch-Turnip [2018-12-24 09:13:29 +0000 UTC]

This is possibly the best thing I've seen in years: youtu.be/rwDJzHkRx7c

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The-Corpse [2018-07-09 01:28:24 +0000 UTC]

Some people say I actually still exist.Β  Me, well me, I'm not so sure

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Eldritch-Turnip [2017-09-18 12:09:45 +0000 UTC]

I dunno if you listen to heavy music at all these days, but I really like this song:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQtcuv…

The whole album is pretty good too.

Edit: this one rules as well:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zuCw3…

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Piss-Chump In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2018-04-14 16:36:35 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I can picture us listening to that at yer Golden Grove house, good music. A bit Foo Fighters first album, heavier though. I really like it. A guy I met called...Jakob, I think...told me about 'Red Fang.' I've not listened much, but from what I remember, they're alright.

Hope yer well and that.

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Eldritch-Turnip In reply to Piss-Chump [2018-05-06 04:16:14 +0000 UTC]

Fuck yeah dude Red Fang is awesome. Their first album is almost a tribute to Kyuss* but on the subsequent ones they start to find their own "sound" or whatever. I bought a couple of albums by Clutch and they're pretty good too. I gave their Earth Rocker CD to Admiral last year for Christmas and he seems to dig it. Um what else. Oh yeah: I found out about this Melvins collaboration thing with this dude Mike Kunka they did in 1999. Apparently they recorded a whole bunch of songs then, before they could finish the album, he just disappeared off the face of the earth for fifteen years and Melvins just forgot about it. BUT... this dude Mike turned up again, they dug up the tapes and finished it off in 2016. At least that's the urban legend. I like to believe that's how it went down. Anyways, it's actually really good music!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Me…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PWhMX…





*not that that's a bad thing

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Eldritch-Turnip [2017-04-23 16:16:39 +0000 UTC]

anonormale.in/

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Eldritch-Turnip [2016-07-15 12:57:38 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZY4E2…

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Piss-Chump In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2017-01-06 16:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Jesus. That song brings out the warm and fuzzies.

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-06-26 03:13:08 +0000 UTC]

Remember how stoked we were to track down an mp3 ofΒ youtu.be/B6ncnJ8dcWE on bearshare or whatever?

I'm so glad it's on YouTube now for a whole new generation to enjoy.

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-06-09 01:44:40 +0000 UTC]

The whole time he's ranting earnestly all I can think of is "sum kaynd of fucking potayto". Poor Uwe Boll.Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJwEA…

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ms-paint-dude [2015-05-18 19:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Dearest old Love Friend, I have returned! I would love to make you a sexy request piece of art.

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-05-03 16:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Might wanna check out Spread vol 1, it's pretty good:Β www.fishpond.com.au/Books/Spre…

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-04-11 14:21:05 +0000 UTC]

I just hope Russel Crowe isn't Roland:Β www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat…

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-04-10 12:43:58 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could thumbs-down this twice:Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJl06n…

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-03-27 09:15:13 +0000 UTC]

You might have already seen him on Reddit, but I get much chckles from this guy:Β obviousplant.tumblr.com/

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-03-01 07:09:59 +0000 UTC]



Downloaded Front Mission 3 from PSN for 9 bucks.

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Piss-Chump In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2015-03-20 13:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Jesus, improved no end. The PlayStation store is rad, I grabbed Legacy of Kain a while back. This site is terribly confusing on a mobile device. I'm becoming age-impared.

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Eldritch-Turnip [2015-02-07 08:10:37 +0000 UTC]

Dammit I thought you could attach images to comments on here now. I got all excited. I wanted to show you the picture of a hairy ballsack with devil horns wearing a Magneto cape I drew on a post-it note. I will attempt to recreate it with the drawing thingy here.Β 




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Piss-Chump In reply to Eldritch-Turnip [2015-02-26 14:49:05 +0000 UTC]

That's damn fine work. I gotta say, this drawing's got me friskier than the time I hucked rocks at a hobo.

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ms-paint-dude [2013-06-29 22:56:48 +0000 UTC]

I love the way you make horniness alive my love friend

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Microscheist [2011-11-20 19:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Pokepoke, nudgenudge, eh?

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Piss-Chump In reply to Microscheist [2012-03-12 14:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Zoom!

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Microscheist [2009-03-21 04:52:51 +0000 UTC]

Here ya go: [link]

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The-Corpse [2008-11-25 04:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Hey bud!

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Piss-Chump In reply to The-Corpse [2008-12-21 14:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Pow! I logged in after a year or so. How's things Mr. Corpse?

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The-Corpse In reply to Piss-Chump [2008-12-24 07:49:21 +0000 UTC]

Things are ok man. Just waiting for christmas so that Santa can bring me some sex toys and beer.

How about you? How's the band going? What's new down there - we're starting to freeze here in NY so I'm guessing you dudes are just starting to heat up pretty good... (man, read that last line back and imagine yourself in a gay porno film - perfect dialog!)

HEY, whoa, stop it! I didn't say imagine yourself sucking another man's boner, you imagined that shit all on your own!

Hey, over here Santa stuff is all about snow and snowmen and cold shit like that. What kind of stuff do they associate with Santa where you guys are? Do they have him with a sled full of wallabes or crazy stuff like that? Or am I just an ignorant jackass?

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Sutur [2008-09-01 00:47:00 +0000 UTC]

You're a cunt.

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Piss-Chump In reply to Sutur [2008-12-21 14:07:42 +0000 UTC]

I can't remember what I did, if I did anything at all, but fuck you too!

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Sutur In reply to Piss-Chump [2009-01-08 21:03:20 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I heard you swallow

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Piss-Chump In reply to Sutur [2009-04-02 18:02:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, right on. And, may I ask, who the fuck are you?

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Addictil [2008-07-28 03:10:14 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Piss-Chump In reply to Addictil [2013-11-18 16:54:09 +0000 UTC]

You know, you should eat my dick.

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ms-paint-dude [2008-02-24 13:43:09 +0000 UTC]

AH LOVE FRIEND!

I have many trouble in my country, a lack of the cow mean no food and PC is short, but now ms paint dude have a pc and a few cow.

How you love friend? My art come more soon.

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Microscheist [2007-10-03 02:43:53 +0000 UTC]

Boo.

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The-Corpse [2007-07-14 06:10:28 +0000 UTC]

I like to poop.

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Piss-Chump In reply to The-Corpse [2008-03-14 07:37:50 +0000 UTC]

Dude, watch and drool man!

[link]

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The-Corpse In reply to Piss-Chump [2008-03-16 23:28:06 +0000 UTC]

That's great, but that dude has WAAAY too much time on his hands!! Man that must have taken months to learn!

How ya been, man? What's new?

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Piss-Chump In reply to The-Corpse [2008-04-30 17:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Urm, drinking, not muck working, turns out being a bum ain't the fun it used to be, haha

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BlueHairedDragonBoy [2007-05-02 23:16:17 +0000 UTC]

Haha, you son of a bitch. I clicked on that website link and I was at the library! Oh, you know I can't stay angry at you...

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Shatner-Man [2007-04-30 04:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Blah blah blah!

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The-Corpse [2007-01-20 23:14:28 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Eldritch-Turnip [2007-01-01 11:13:24 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Microscheist [2006-10-02 06:40:13 +0000 UTC]

Happy Christmas! or whatever.... [link]

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Piss-Chump In reply to Microscheist [2006-10-11 16:56:55 +0000 UTC]

Thanks 'Scheist. Dunno if you've found a site called "Group Hug", if you ain't, it's good fer a laugh or two.

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The-Corpse [2006-09-13 03:52:09 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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The-Corpse [2006-07-31 04:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Blah! [link]

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Shemida [2006-07-17 23:45:06 +0000 UTC]

Long tine no see old friend. I'm back for a while...til the internet money runs out again...


I miss playing here.
I'm on Livejournal and myspace to, But i can only update live journal from school. U.u;;
Look me up. noireorchidee on live journal



MUAH kisses to you
Pisschump!

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The-Corpse [2006-07-04 07:17:29 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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The-Corpse [2006-06-29 04:52:58 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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The-Corpse [2006-06-15 04:24:48 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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