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[2015-05-03 06:11:05 +0000 UTC]
"im not like most girls"
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# Statistics
Favourites: 1; Deviations: 4; Watchers: 202
Watching: 216; Pageviews: 5097; Comments Made: 900; Friends: 216
# About me
☛ He/him | 5'5" | Panromantic Asexual | 15 ☚
he external world and other minds cannot be known and might not exist outside the mind.
.bandwagon
sssucksss to be you 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 thats a matter of opinion but im waxing pretty lukewarm on the situation 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ssstop talking like that 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 well fucking ok then mr president, consider the notion carried 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 then i guess that poses a massive problem for us both 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 trollsss are hotter 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 well shit that definitely showed me 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 scientific investigation leads to the answer no never shall he feel the sweet release of death ): 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 whoa holy shit, a ghost begone spirit back to the dimension from whence you came 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 wow thanks man 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 oh god the spook has become malevolent i must neutralise it /uncaptchas spritz bottle shoo >:"// /helo jasmine he is v glad™ to see u 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ( ;; hiss hiss 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 get the fuck out my house you fucking spectre nobody wants your gross dead genie ass dribbling on their good kitchen tiles lmao /continues 2 squirt bottle @ /how be u 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 What do you mean your house 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 well then for the sake of this scenario, im making an analogy that involves your house being my house its called whimsy j you should give it a try /is squirt /snatches back and spray in retaliation when will it end 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 the fuck is whimsy???? I 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 POETICAL JUSTICE AAAAHAHAHA /DUMPS THE ENTIRE THING OVER HER HEAD /HE WIN /u dare speak like that under my roof 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ( ;; yells 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 /haha shrug because youre not the protagonist /i fucking nurtured you, you selfish gross disgusting go to ur room 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 Then what am I strider 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 /leans in close youre the clumsy busser clique youre only a filler /GO TO YOUR ROOM I WORK SO HARD FOR THIS FAMILY 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ( ;; whispers 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 no but real talk whereve you been at /ROOM. NOW 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 If you want honesty 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 if you want my professional opinion on this matter ( TEARS IN EYES TURNS OFF STOVE I SAID GET IN UR ROOM ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 but — 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 i mean if you choose not to i guess thats on you, its your maternal vessel after all but im still standing pretty firm on the "fucking demolish her and forehand racquetball the various pieces of her into orbit ( angrily pours in various organic spices wondering where it all went wrong ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 what if I just???? Scratch her 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ???? ok yeah thats better than nothing i guess maybe youll scratch her out of the plain of existence???? ( SCREAMS INTO SOUP ABOUT PILLOW ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 can you do it for me??? my noodle arms can't do shit 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 absolutely ill punch her back to infancy her entire ancestry line will be plagued by her further agony lead me to her ( MORE DISTRESSED SOBS GETS BROOM AND STARTS HITTING ROOF HEY PIPE DOWN IM TRYING TO BROOD ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 But then would I still be here? 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 i dont know? what do you take me for some sort of paradox expertise? im just a smalltown girl living in a lonely world ( MORE BROOM BANGING I DON'T GIVE A HICKORY DICKORY DAMN WHAT YOURE DOING YOURE UNDER MY ROOF THESE ARE MY RULES ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 oh - 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 the fact i just dropped down that ancient artefact of a song ironically and you were able to respond with the exact same song in a less ironic manner is p questionable you see why im concerned here ( curses aggressively y my offspring so clever ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 I'm almost soul 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 the educational system is pretty shifty got to admit irony could score you a multitude of jobs namely a lawyer or a pe teacher or smth but hey being pretty is also a major bonus as well you should cash that in as well ( throws singular purple slipper @ you stop ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 I wish there were an ironic pe teacher who taught irony instead of phys ed because only one of those is useful and it's the one that doesn't involve movement 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 ive judged it necessary for me to volunteer for that position probably going to cement that decision sometime, so if you dont hear from me in a few days its because the universal educational system has crushed me prepare yourself for some majorly important spirit quests in that class ( ??oh throws other one up at you so you don't look weird wearing one slipper ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 oh shit 👍: 0 ⏩: 1 buy one whole entire family sized pizza and well negotiate the t&cs i may consider ( tears deep down i am so pride ) 👍: 0 ⏩: 0 /raises fists 👍: 0 ⏩: 4
# Comments
Comments: 835
it makesss me confusssed
would you like a martini for the road
holds some killer magical properties and is also thoroughly gd gold-plated
im not presssident
i dont drink
huh
try to come back with some sappy heartfelt word shit and what do I get? this bullshit
/begins spraying water in her face
how dare
i trusted you and you neutralize me
( ;; halo m8 the gladness is mutual
for all you know this could be my house
( ;; takes bottle
( ;; squirts @
( ;; i good how's you
i don't like
( ;; cries why u take
( ;; I honestly wtf'd the whole time
w hy???(
( ;; u can't tel me how 2 talk mom
( ;; jas no bad question
( ;; but I didn't eat my soup
savage
( ;; bUT MOM
i fucked up so bad at home my ma' pretty much cut me off from society besides school
( ;; UR SO MEAN TO M E
i think you should throw in the towel and kill her
do i really have to kill her ???? That seems kinda harsh man,,
( ;; screams && runs to my room
much scary very threaten
( ;; screams into pillow about soup
( ;; collective yelling about mom
would there still be a Jas here when you finish the annihilation??
( ;; stomps on ground hugs I'm trying to yell here
are you tired?
i heard the midnight train goes everywhere
( ;; cLIMBS ON ROOF WHAT NOW SON
irony was never taught in my primary school
all I learned there was that if you're pretty, people like you
I had many enemies
( ;; dances on UR roof
( ;; wears slipper hell no
do I get extra credit for being cool w/ the teacher
all I've got going for me is grades i need an A
( ;; ty dances more
are you ready to engage in combat (ง'̀-'́)ง
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