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Losxr
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[2015-05-01 05:55:14 +0000 UTC]
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# Statistics
Favourites: 49; Deviations: 0; Watchers: 317
Watching: 327; Pageviews: 6899; Comments Made: 1465; Friends: 327
# Interests
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Comments: 552
do you think ricotta fritters know theyre delicious
like
in the pause between fabio stuffing them to the nines with sweet corn and him admiring his handicraft appreciatively stroking his mile-long hair all clad in his starch white asshole apron
do you think they glance at one another and think collectively
"satans crusty asshole do i look appetising"
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you know strider
sometimes i look at you and i think 'what the actual fuck goes on in your brain' especially when you come to me with shit like this
and yes i do believe they think that
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acemeal ill pen that down
my sincerest form of gratitude youre helping build society one busted theory at a time
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what might be the next theory in need of busting
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are you small or just incredibly far away
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Stop right there
just stop
you've reached the end of all time and space, nothing we can think up will ever determine this answer
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for you maybe
but luckily ive got years of experience accredited on my profile, as well as some seriously futuristic weaponry
with these instruments i may be able to crack this case
the case of whether i have really shitty depth perception or the world had just decided to fuck you over twicewards
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I wanna see this profile
your resumè never said a diddly do damn thing about pro futuristic weapon use
i demand my attorney
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thats classified
i dont gotta show you anything
im the monarch of futuristic weapons i shook hands with the chump who slaved away over the fucking slab of iron for half of his life
youre not even soft grunge how do you have an attorney
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so do you admit to also taking the futuristic weapons
how dare you dece,, he trusted you
amd I have a family attorney I pay with chemical projects having to do with blood
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fuck helling yeah i admit to taking them
they were big and glowing and had neat little encryption in the blade, practically beckoning me to bludgeon the dude stash the sword and go incognito for a couple days
trust no one, not even suave time travelling felons
wtf that wouldve been a nice chunk of information to share BEFORE i got all chummy w/ you what the holy dick trinity jas
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I find you guilty of theft of futuristic swords
shame shame shame on you dece strider,,
1000 years dungeon
too late you're already a pal oops :^)
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screams no i cant be arrested
its stock chicken saturday
why would you bestow upon me such??? a terrible outcome?????????
w h a t a m i s u p p o s e d t o d o f o r 1 0 0 0 y e a r s
seriously questioning our palship >: ||||
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wait
I'm getting word from the king
he says the future man forgives you and there is 0 dungeon
Didnt I want you I'm a terrible person :-0
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well that was anti-climactic
well hoho guess ill be heelclicking for the rest of the week then, thanks for the lowkey bail
guess im off to punch other innovation artists in the face and make off with their prized inventions bye lol
youre acting as if thats actual news
we all knew that
:^)
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i dont want a lot for christmas there is just one thing i need i dont care about the presents underneath the christmas tree i dont need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace santa claus wont make me happy with a toy on christmas day i just want you for my own more than you could ever know make my wish come true all i want for christmas is you oh i wont ask for much this christmas i wont even wish for snow and im just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe i wont make a list and send t to the north pole for saint nick i ownt even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click cause i just want you here tonight holding on to me so tight what more can i do baby all i want for christmas is you
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well damn d-strides, i feel pretty damn special holy shit
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what the fuck its january what are you doing even acknowledging this ancient artifact
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( just kind of,,, hovers hand above her head )
( arches a brow )
" ok hear me out here jas,, "
" i'm not by any means trying to trigger some sort of self-aware reaction or w/e but "
" did ?? you get even shorter than before ?? "
" you used to be at least two thirds of my head and now like "
" i can fit my chin on the top of your head all snug and shit "
" what's the deal with your anatomy j ??? "
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(;; long exaggerated sigh
" dece I think you're old enough to know now "
" my dear friend, I suffer from a disease that doesn't let me grow, I reach the age of 15 and then I start de-aging "
" soon I will be merely a fetus "
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" damn, that sounds complicated "
" well damn "
" guess we should take a minute to remember all those good times you had "
" before you shrink out of eternity "
" i dedicate this moment of silence to my friend jasmine, who suffers from chronic tiny syndrome. rip "
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" no no no I think you misunderstand me "
" then my aging process begins again till I reach the age of 16 "
" I am eons old child "
" you think dinosaurs are old shit I was the grandma of pterodactyls"
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" dear lord "
" 'extraordinary people' opening "
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" respect me young'n "
" I am the elder of elders "
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(/ randomly approaches )
"Hey Jasmine! Do you want a cookie? I have some cookies here! "
(( welp I attempted an rp starter XD ))
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// hello friend
// I miss talking to you lmao
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((Tbh same, I really like talking to you. You're great company :^).
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Messy hair, plaid shirt, school tie loosely around his neck and his schoolbag slinged loosely on one shoulder. He was playing a guitar in front of her after working the courage up. Which really was just him saying, "If you do this, free chicken nuggets from the bae." Sold. He was doing it, even with her friends there. And everyone else. In the cafeteria. He played.
" She's blood, flesh and bone
No tucks or silicone
She's touch, smell, sight, taste and sound
But somehow I can't believe
That anything should happen
I know where I belong
And nothings gonna happen
Yeah, yeah "
He continued playing, grinning like an idiot compared to his usual monotone expression.
" 'Cause she's so high...
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high...
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
She's so high...
High above me ~ "
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the girl was talking to her friends, joking about how the other day when she was running the mile she tripped within the first 15 steps. they laughed and she laughed with them, happily admitting to her clumsiness. she was just about to take a bite of her taco when she heard the entire cafeteria quiet down then realizing that there were guitar stings being played. she raised a brow before she turned her head and noticing that the bad was right there about 10 feet away from her. her pale skin began to heat up and a smile rose to her face. hgnnnnnnnnn. bae too precious. too good for her. not good enough for bae.
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Bae always for her, always uvu. He continued singing, dramatically flipping his hair.
" First class and fancy free
She's high society
She's got the best of everything
What could a guy like me
Ever really offer?
She's perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother? "
He almost fell over while jumping onto the table, but made sure not too.
" 'Cause she's so high...
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high...
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
She's so high...
High above me
First class and fancy free
She's high society
She's got the best of everything
What could a guy like me
Ever really offer?
She's perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother? "
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she noticed his almost slip up and gave a short giggle as he stood on the table in front of her. he was stepping on her sandwich god dammit nic. she looked up at him with a combination of love and slight annoyance. she was hungry. mainly love but yes annoyance was there too. her friends nudged her shoulder as other girls gawked at how lucky she was. she was lucky and she was gonna return the favor later that night...... with chicken nuggets
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He kept singing, although looked down slightly and blinked. "Who put that sandwich there? Silly." he said inbetween verses, before singing once again.
"'Cause she's so high...
High above me, she's so lovely
She's so high...
Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite
She's so high...
High above me
First class and fancy free
She's high society
She's got the best of everything
What could a guy like me
Ever really offer?
She's perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother? "
While playing, he went ahead and grabbed a random persons wrap and took a big bite, swallowing it before singing.
" She comes to speak to me
I freeze immediately
'Cause what she says sounds so unreal
But somehow I can't believe
That anything should happen
I know where I belong
And nothing's gonna happen
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah "
He then forgot the last verse, which was the chorus so just staphed and bowed. "Thank you, thank you. That'll be $50 from all of yous for listening to my concert. " Gdi nic why
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everyone clapped and cheered as the brunette pulled him down and hugged him tightly, pulling him into a sweet kiss. " i don't gots to pay because I'm buying us both chicken nuggets due to the fact that you stepped on my fucking sandwich " she smiled and nuzzled him before turning around and yelling to every girl in the room " HES MINE, NO TOUCHEY" groans and huffs were heard and she held his hand
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He grinned, kissing back before letting out a squeal. "YAYYY !!! CHICKEN NUGGETS !!!" he then stood there with a goofy facial as she held his hand and he heard the groans and huffs. "Lol, girls are funny." he said, before pulling on her hand. "LEts goooo, I want my damn nuggets."
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The girl giggled and took him to get his nuggets and hER A SANDWICH BC GDI NIC
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' i keep changing my name because honestly they all suck :'^) '
' i'm a smelly sock now '
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" omg "
" can "
" can I just call u smol child "
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' yeah, that'd be easier for you i guess '
' :'^) '
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(( fUCK ME BACKWARDS,,,, I?? I KNOW U???????? sHIT ))
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[ that one robot senpai that keeps changing accounts fml, :'^), but not this time I stfg ]
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(( I want to cry robo-sempai PLS stay w/ me stop moving jfc ))
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[ yE this time I won't, I stG, I just had account fever ]
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[ cRi I missed you too
so how's lief en stuff ]
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// your page says " also you love on Miller avenue-"
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