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[2011-12-03 16:45:04 +0000 UTC]
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(OH! What about something like that? The first human exchange student shows up, set a few years down the line in the RP)
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(you mean in Kalypso's universe?)
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(so, like highschool children?)
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(I think just start with the one)
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(i wonder how many hours we'll manage before introducing hot alien waifus)
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(Hours? I was thinking we'd be introducing hot pony waifus and more within minutes)
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(I thought I'd go a bit more out there when introducing aliens. like... humans with weird foreheads!)
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(My god Klingons!? You madman that's way too out there for us! Or how about blue chicks with big tiddies and nice asses!?)
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(we already covered big tiddies tho)
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(No such thing as too many big tiddies, or fine asses)
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(yes there is. more than two tiddies on one person is just wrong)
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(Damn, fair enough...either way, hot alien waifus for everybody)
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(what kind of human would you be liking to send?)
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(normal guy maybe? Maybe he's on the wrestling team. So he knows how to...grapple~
Also I was thinking maybe there some rumors flying around about humans being semi literate barbarians, didn't Kally say they had the worst record she'd heard of besides the butcher bots?)
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(no... but of course the space-people would have a decent likelihood to be snooty asses. "look at those people. they use OIL for power instead of Black Holes!)
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(those barbarians! They eat meat, harumph!)
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(They dont grow their meat in labs. disgusting!)
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(totally disgusting and not loveable at all, or capable of seducing Assicus from the planet of hot blue Amazon's!)
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(nah, definitely disgusting 
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(alrighty then, shall we?)
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(alright, but dont expect overly much today, this is gonna get off to a slow start)
*Human student has been called to his (human) principals office. cue description*
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*Brian sits up, thinking hard about not slouching as he remains straight up. His short cropped hair remains near his skull. Also hes black because we don't have enough minority characters*
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Principal: *who is a Vietnamese woman, cause same* *waits at her desk, impatiently flipping through a folder* Finally, you are here. *beckons him to take a seat at her desk* Do you why I called you here?
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Can't say I do. *Gives a nice little shrug*
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*pulls out his file, including his grades* You are a reasonably intelligent young man, sometimes rebellious, no outstanding abilities of any kind. is that correct?
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I think my ability to sit through meetings like this is pretty outstanding *mumbles*
Yes ma'am, it is
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*places down the file* I'm sorry for my bluntness, this is a bit overwhelming for all of us, but what have you done to gain the attention of the Empire's agents?!
*for background information, it has been five years since first contact, and so far not much has actually happened. The Empire wishes for humanity to develop their own technologies, so while there is joint research going on, technology on earth hasnt suddenly gone to space-age. Information is a little sparse, there are occasional talks, but the idea of the galactic empire is still pretty shrouded to the general masses*
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*he bolts up*. I WHAT!?
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Just, out of the blue, there was a request for a transfer student in my E-mail. I spent all morning calling up government agencies to confirm this, and it seems to be real. I have no idea what kind of criteria they were looking for, but you are on that list.
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...but...what!? Did they...they had to say why!
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not even a hint. All I've got is a list of names, and the only commonality seems to be that your grades have to be below A-
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Below!? But it's not like I'm a bad student...this ain't some kinda remedial program is it?
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(I thought B was "good but not outstanding")
I have no idea. I dont even know what they're planning to teach you. All I have is a list.
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(it is but some people still think anything less than an A is shit)
...do I have a choice?
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Yes, you do. Christina was also on the list, but she has refused. She says she cant be that far from her family.
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*nods, leaning back, thinking* if I do this...that means a new school? Somewhere in the Empire up there? *Gazes upwards*
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yes, I presume that is what it means
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And what would it be like?
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I have no idea! They may turn you into a superhuman, or they may want you as a snack for some alien species!
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*bolts up* say what!? The hell would they wanna eat me for!? I don't shower enough to taste any good!
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They are aliens. So far, we have no idea how they think
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But they want me as an exchange student?
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...aww hell, somebody's gotta say yes
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then... I will need your signature here, here and here. and your parent's
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*signs it*
And...then...when do I go?
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you have a couple days to prepare. then... you will go to the airport.
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