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kildeez
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[2009-12-12 06:25:23 +0000 UTC]
"Still sober, believe it or not"
(United States)
# Statistics
Favourites: 838; Deviations: 213; Watchers: 79
Watching: 315; Pageviews: 39217; Comments Made: 86700; Friends: 315
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Naoki UrasawaFavorite movies: Unstoppable, The Day After Tomorrow
Favorite bands / musical artists: Anberlin, Sabaton
Favorite writers: Neal Shusterman, Stephen King
Favorite games: Finally chose: Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
Favorite gaming platform: PS2, PC
Tools of the Trade: Laptop, PS2
Other Interests: Writing, webcomics, spy movies
# About me
Favourite genre of music: RockOperating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: IPod, of course.
# Comments
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No problem! Thanks for Bone Pone!
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Thanks for the fav on Inktober 28: Gift - Unofficial Goober/Kevin X-Over
Sometimes I really wonder what it was that I did to ever get saddled with such an attention hungry creature like Kevin. I mean sure, there are plenty of reasons why it was bound to happen, but it would be nice to know which one specifically I’m being punished for. It’s not enough that he has his own series, promotional material and there’s talk of an upcoming comic adaptation for his life story but now he feels compelled to just randomly drop into another character’s storyline, all because it seems to be garnering a little bit of attention. And what’s worse, he has the nerve to blame me for the whole thing. Take it from me, if you’re ever asked to housesit for your sister’s Aunt Tilly’s hairdresser’s dog groomer, then just make sure not to open the door to any talking llamas named Kevin. That alpaca timeshare deal he’s pedalling is a total rip-off.
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18/10 I don't know how ratings systems work
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Thanks for the llama
I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.
His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.
So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama?
Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out.
*End of cue card*
And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.
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Thanks.
Just spreading the crazy, one person at a time. But once my mass dispersion technology is complete, I will finally be able to implement my plans for world domination.
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Psh, your crazy is a drop in the bucket here, my friend.
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Tough break. But as the saying goes "It's better to have had a bucket and lost it, than never to have had a bucket at all."
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WHOEVER WROTE THAT DOESN'T KNOW THE PAIN OF LOSING THEIR BUCKET!
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I feel for you. I lost a pail once, but I know it's not the same.
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I appreciate your condolences. Thank you for attending.
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Hi. Can you sign the petition to bring back Duckman? www.change.org/p/usa-network-o…
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Thank you for the llama!!!
Help the llama-ly challenged
SEIZE THE LLAMA!!!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNczN…
Thank you for the fine Camelidae
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OH MY GOD ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE SEEN THE LLAMA SONG!
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docs.google.com/document/d/1YK…
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