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Zanteh — Pessimist
Published: 2010-04-28 15:36:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2912; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 19
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Sorry, Wilde. Now you can come and kill me. Like the tsundere witty man you are!France and England (c) Hetalia
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Very true! -lolmeispessimist-
I really like your demotivational posters XD
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-Nuuu, dun be pessimist!! There's France in your closet! Or maybe not! Whatever!-
Thank you! Do you mean I have to mass-prouct them?
I will. Brain, let's get stupid!
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-But being a pessimist is actually smart, because then you'll only be suprised by the outcome!
France in my closet hah? I hope he leaves my clothes alone XD-
Well, not mass-product, but a few more would be very nice.
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-What if you dislike surprises, huh?-
Of course!! And we'll add a special toy because you're soooooooo faithful to the company!!
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-Life will always throw suprises at you, so if you can make sure they'll be good suprises, you should, da?-
Yaay!
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Care to answer for the over asked question?
The glass is full or empty, half-full or half-empty?
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The pessimist in me yells Half-full, while the smart-ass in me is trying to out-yell him yelling: It has the half of what it can contain!
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AWWWWWWW! Emu-chan, you're such a smart-arse! Being half-optimistic even if declared pessimist and dodging the question at the last moment. I prefer your idiotic intelligence to your idiotic optipessimistic way of seeing things.
Even though, for me the freackin' glass is half-full of water and half-full of air. Or Beer, just don't gimme cola, I hate that stuff.
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I am smart sometimes, though I'm sure I also killed some of my braincells during my live (I blame HetaOni for the last couple of braincells that broke. 
My idiotic intelligence solves mathproblems with the most easy solutions.
"How big is the ladder?"
"Smaller than the building otherwise it wouldn't fit in."
Problem solved! (In a way that could also be considered perverted.)
For you, the glass is simply full
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O.o Bloody Hell, a HetaOni fan. I'M NOT ALONE!!
And your logic is win. We could start a philosophy using your quotes. that would be loved by druggies and Californians, well, until we give up all and travel around the world looking for the Sacred Monkey or something stupid like that.
And no. The glass is full, but WITH STYLE.
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HetaOni is pretty awesome, but when they went: I came here with you.. no you ( XD).. or you?
well, I'm pretty sure they heard a cracking noise behind the fourth wall, and that was my brain going: ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN *krgggt* -broke-
Like France?
He has style too. In his fancy outfit. That makes him a very easy target... and a fail hide and seek player.
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That scene plastered a WTF-expression on my face. But other remarkable ones are
- Germany being eaten. reaction: LUDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG! *screamed at 1.30 AM, cuz yeah, I watch Horror RPGs at night and regret it a lot*
- Germany in that freackin' storeroom. WTF was he doing in there? Why isn't he affected by the messed-up memories effect?
- Russia Kolkolkol. Because it needed to be done.
- The way they're dressed. WTF are they wearing?
- Italy. Because he's such a dickhead.
- Canada solving the mistery, which I still didn't get. It was so Detective Conan-like. Mmmmmmh, Sherlock Holmes, anyone?
- Their pictures on the screen. Fat America is the truest thing ever.
And many other things....
Like, "that's not Tony." *end of the translated part*
Me: CANADA, I HATE YOU! \still calls it Tony\
France fails at war but too cunning for meh brains. And I would be scared to imagine a clear water glass turning into a fancy red-wine glass on hearing "Ohohohohoh-*. ((French Jesus??))
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- I understood the mystery when they started talking about Sol and stuff and I was like: Doremifasolatido! 
- Russia breaking the clock: The tik tok was too loud, so I broke it with my pipe. XD
- THE ATTACKS. THEY. ARE. AWESOME. Especially Prussia's Bear The Cross, Japan's Dismissal, that random fire thing Canada's pet has and the kung-fu-like attack from China. Me loooves <3
- Japan getting visions of everyone dying made me go
- I still wonder about who the f*** is/was playing that frikkin piano if it wasn't the one in the room? D<
- Up is heaven, middle is earth, down is hell. O= Person playing game randomly pulled up that thing and the screen turns to 'Game Over'.. Lost the game.
- Germany shaking in fear then hiding in a closet. Me: D< GERMANY GET OUT OF THERE AND HELP JAPAN!
- Wtf happened to Mochimerica? D:
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You're right!! Those are the same questions which ran randomly through my head. And Russia is awesome, because he's Russia.
And what about England "I recovered 10% of my magic. Now I can stop him for 2 seconds!" Me: England, get a random stick and STFU.
And when we discovered that the breathing outside the door was France? I went all mad saying: "France! Why the f**k do you breathe like a pervert before entering a goddamn door?" And then, when they said "America was fighting the Thing and we wanted to hide somewhere while it was distracted. But he saw us." Me: Stupid America! DIE FOR PRUSSIA'S SAKE!"
And now my brain is melting because I want to know how the hell they will get outta there.
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England depends on his magic too much and was probably a better fighter when his opponent was France.
Besides, for some reason I just knew that was France Everyone on that youtubepage was like: OMG DID HE DIE?
Me: *in mind* It's probably another country. Maybe from the Allies. Most likely France.
And it was o.o
America: But I though that would triple ours chances
Me: Which part of get up and RUN don't you get? -_-
Me too.
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Indeed he is. But I suppose France won't be an enemy no more now that there is the Thing (Tony. It must be Tony.) around.
You've got paranormal powers! Or maybe just luck. My sister was watching an anime two minutes ago and I walked in when the main character was choosing a costume by sorting. I stated "I bet she'll get a panda one". And it was a panda. O.O Japanese telecynesis, anyone?
America is too idiotic for us. Yet, it's such an easy target!!
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No, it's Tony's evil twin brother! >D
Japaaaan, is this your doing?
What? NO!
He's an easy target for alienthings?
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Tony is evil even if he\it\WTF hasn't a twn brother!
And I bet it's all Japan's fault. Yes, it is.
And surely, America is a 'bloody git' and an easy target for our cheap humor and alien attacks!
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Awwh, Poor Japan -btw wtf is up with Italy in HetaOni? He's being seriously creepy.-
Payback for when I watched a moviecommercial going: The world will come to an end and they only have -randomnumber- hours to save America
Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
The rest of the world can come to an end, America doesn't care :') Well, then we'll try to sneak away when you're attacked by an alienthing so don't frikkin call our names and make that thing notice us
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America is such an attention whore. But he's taken after his motherland xD
And you're right, what the hell is wrong with Italy in that freackin horror game?
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