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Description Tetsuro Kuroo x Kuudere/Tsundere!Male!Reader

Genre: Fluff/Humor


Third P.O.V

[Male Name] should've known what he signed up for the moment he was told to sit by Kuroo Tetsuro a.k.a the Scheming Captain. At first, he wasn't all too bothered by his classmate, since the raven often minded his own business. However, [Male Name] began his own demise by comforting Kuroo — whom was stressed by whatever was bothering him one day.

It was then that he found out the true colors behind that 'dull' persona. Why he was called the Scheming Captain the most out of all the names he had.

Because he's a complete dick.

"Good morning [Male Name]-chan." Kuroo greets, his smirk seeming more mischievous than usual. "You look absolutely stunning today." Students in the classroom began whispering, causing the [blond, brunette, etc.] to feel slightly uncomfortable.

"Are they dating?"

"Kuroo-kun is flirting with him…"

This guy... [Male Name] eyeballs the taller male oddly, choosing to ignore his words and continue reading over his notes. He wasn't going to let the athletic male's words get to him.

"Y'know it's rude to not accept a compliment, right?" Inhaling deeply, the shorter teen closed his eyes briefly. "Thank you, I suppose." [Male Name] spoke in a calm collected voice, hoping that Kuroo would get the message.

He didn't.

~~~

"Hey [Nickname]-chan, [insert cheesy pickup line]," The raven was supremely persistent in embarrassing his reserved classmate. Anyone could tell that these 'confessions' weren't heartfelt since Kuroo seemed to carelessly toss them around without thinking about it.

However, that didn't change the fact that [Male Name] was constantly being harassed by students who want to know if he and Kuroo were in a secret relationship. It was all mentally draining, and the captain's constant teasing didn't ease up either. In fact, it probably increased.

Simple pickup lines and compliments turned into swinging an arm around shoulders and whispering sultrily into ears.

"Kuroo. Get off of me." The said male chuckled lightly, golden hues narrowed in a taunting way. "What's the matter? I thought you enjoyed me being this close~" From the corner of his eyes, [Male Name] can see a few girls flush red. Grinning sweetly, he voices out,

"Die."

Releasing a choked noise, Kuroo holds a hand to his chest. "Such a venomous word, are you alright?" It was the first time [Male Name] had actually retaliated against his teasing without saying "Thank you" or "Go away."

"I'm peachy." The [blond, brunette, etc.] grabbed his lunch, before walking out of the classroom. Kuroo could only watch dumbfounded, before a small smirk tugged at the corner of his lips. "And you just get more and more interesting..." Stretching briefly, he decided to go meet up with Kenma and annoy him for the day, since he seemed to have gotten on his favorite victim's nerves.

~~~

It was after school and [Male Name] had just exited the [Preferred Club] room, straightening his uniform and situating his bag snugly on his shoulders.

He was relieved that he at least got a few hours to himself without being bombarded by unwanted attention. But his relief didn't last long.

"Hey, [Nickname]-chan~" A sly voice coos out, instantly recognizable. Kuroo emerges from his hiding spot, hair as unruly as usual. "You never learn do you? So much for being in an advanced class..." [Male Name] grumbles to himself, swerving away from the raven's direction.

"Aw, don't run away from me. I just wanted to —?!" Kuroo holds his nose in pain, regretting ever placing his hands on someone like the male in front of him. "What the hell was that?" He asks, slightly dazed.

[Male Name] gently shakes his hand, trying to get rid of the throbbing sensation.

"What's the matter, you've never gotten hit before? Maybe that's why you have no prominent manners." Completely fed up with Kuroo's constant prodding, the shorter third-year had finally exploded. Although punching him in the face wasn't really his ideal at getting even. "...Are you okay? It's not broken right?"

Blood was most definitely the first thing [Male Name] had seen, leaking at a considerable amount. Then it was Kuroo's anguished expression that led him into becoming concerned.

He may have just punched someone, but he wasn't just gonna walk away if something's broken.

The Nekoma Volleyball captain remained silent, plotting something in mind. Looking at his watch, the [hair color] haired male sighed. "I gotta go to work in a bit, so I'll just drop you off at the nurse's office."

~~~

"It's nothing major. Just get an icepack and you'll be fine apart from mild bruising." The nurse smiles, before leaving the duo alone. "That was some personality swap back there." Kuroo smirks, chuckling deeply. The last thing he expected was for his little [Nickname]-chan to respond with violence.

But hey, surprises prevent things from going dull.

"You were getting on my nerves. How relentless after 3 whole years."

"But I finally got a rise out of you. Way worth it. In fact..." Kuroo yanks [Male Name] onto the cot, straddling him effortlessly. He neared closer to the unusually emotional teen, breath fanning hotly against his ear and neck. It was hard not to get aroused when the person he was dominating breath's hitches and eyes glass over ever so slightly.

"It makes chasing you all the more fun."

Gah, I feel like I made Kuroo OOC, but, to be fair, its been a while since I've watched Haikyuu. [Desperately waiting for Season 3…]

Sorry for the wait!
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