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XennyDiemes — Cylnx: This is My Golf Club

Published: 2014-08-18 02:26:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1927; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 42
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Description When you think of most high-powered businesspeople, one would believe that every time that they want to go out and play. It's usually a boring game of golf, tennis, squash or any type of game the rich play. For Valkyrie, she's no different. Except of the fact she goes out with the girls, mostly comprised of former members of her horde and sworn enemies from the past now close friends. The old girl with her most prized sword gets ready for another round of battling.

Getting her muscles pumped and her energy revved to the point of critical, she is ready to go out and have her fun again. There is nothing to worry though, though they are warriors using real weapons and moves, not once they would go too far to accidently kill each other though there was once incident that sent both Valkyrie and a fellow warrior to the hospital and earned her an additional scar to the one she had centuries before.

Anyway the story would go like this:

Valkyrie: Susan?
Susan: Yes ma'am?
Valkyrie: I'll be going out with the girls for the rest of the day so I won't be taking any calls. Also if its any from that bastard ex of mine, tell him to go fuck himself. Professionally of course.
Susan: Sure thing Ms. Reyrell and... wait. Going out for what, with the girls?
Valkyrie: Oh, nothing just shopping, lunch... sparring.
Susan: Oh no, not again. *Watches her boss pull out the large case from behind the rack and opens it. she stares at the gigantic sword riddled with ancient runes in her hand.*
Valkyrie: What?
Susan: You remember what happened last time, you were in the hospital for three days after one of them slice you open.
Valkyrie: I told her not to cut in so close. But then I should have just *said* rather than just *beat* the ever-loving shit out of her before I passed out. But we took it well and we both forgive each other.
Susan: Why can't you just do golf or tennis like regular people? At least those people get to live to play another time.
Valkyrie: But Susan, this *is* my golf and tennis. Seriously Susan non-combative humans have such boring games, in my day, me and my trusted blade cut down many armies and souls alike and it was in a way fun. I should tell you one of my stories when I get back.
Susan: I look forward to it.
Valkyrie: Anyway, it's time to go out and get my battle muscles pumped! Don't wait up.
Susan: I'll have Dr. Atan ready on speed dial. If you keep this up, you'll be responsible for putting four future generations of his kids to the Ivy League.
Valkyrie: Very funny.



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Comments: 16

Rallyguy33 [2014-08-18 15:29:25 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh, love the concept. That would make after work activities much more exciting, that is for sure. Love the pose and attitude in the picture too.

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XennyDiemes In reply to Rallyguy33 [2014-08-18 16:40:21 +0000 UTC]

yeah but it does make it different from what I wrote in the description. She's a nice person but you can't keep that fiery spirit down.

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James-Dark-Blue-Wolf [2014-08-18 04:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Damn that's hot!

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bolorny [2014-08-18 03:53:21 +0000 UTC]

but, that's not a golf club !

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XennyDiemes In reply to bolorny [2014-08-18 16:34:38 +0000 UTC]

A lady has to to have her hobbies. She's not always baking cookies, reliving old days and seeing grandkids.

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biocoal [2014-08-18 03:29:10 +0000 UTC]

Interesting picture, I like it. Valkyrie is my favorite character of yours.

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XennyDiemes In reply to biocoal [2014-08-18 16:35:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Just out of curiosity, what do you like about her?

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biocoal In reply to XennyDiemes [2014-08-18 19:06:19 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. And what I like about Valkyrie, well two things. One, she is very good looking for how old she is. I like strong, and pretty girls. Two is her heart, she isn't like her ex-husband. She is lovable, caring, kind to others. Plus I just love how she loves "All" of her children and grandchildren, and that to me is an amazing woman. Plus I like how she only wants for best of her family and friends. And on another note is she doesn't do what beautiful women do, used their beauty to get what they want, Valkyrie isn't like that. Because the way she became the head boss of her grandson business after he was kidnap and dress in those pictures in your gallery, she main focus was on business and others, not about herself. Valkyrie is a one of kind woman, and I do believe she needs a better man in her life than her ex.

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XennyDiemes In reply to biocoal [2014-08-20 21:19:14 +0000 UTC]

The strange thing about Val's husband is that in her younger years, he was the one who is responsible for taming her wild and savage ways and eventually has grown to love him. But now as time moves on, Valkyrie has learned to change and adapt strange that the 1960's and 70's did most of the work in making her more free and liberal whereas her husband sticks to the old ways and became solidified, resenting the modern world for being "soft".

Now Valkyrie is the brave and free-spirited one and her ex is the unchanged savage. This had terrible consequences that lead up to Xenny falling out with the family for refusing to go along with his ways and the divorce long after. Her taking over his grandson's business during his disappearance inspired her to get out and open a small-time independent consulting firm while off on a rocky start, she has a good number of clients that can use her business in telling them how to run it.

Finally, she'll find a better man someday, but that doesn't mean she can have fun with all the boys till then. As long as they don't talk about her age.

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biocoal In reply to XennyDiemes [2014-08-20 23:13:16 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that's all very interesting. And what you said about her is what I like about her. Heck I wouldn't mind to date her too.

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XennyDiemes In reply to biocoal [2014-08-30 17:42:45 +0000 UTC]

She would love that.

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biocoal In reply to XennyDiemes [2014-08-30 17:53:16 +0000 UTC]

Nice. And now that I think about it, what are her favorite places to go on dates?

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XennyDiemes In reply to biocoal [2014-08-30 21:59:21 +0000 UTC]

For her beaches, relaxing and moderately priced restaurants, a battle arena for starters.

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biocoal In reply to XennyDiemes [2014-08-31 02:56:49 +0000 UTC]

Ah interesting. Good places for someone like her. Heh, I wondered how many of her dates survive the first date?

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XennyDiemes In reply to biocoal [2014-09-04 01:21:45 +0000 UTC]

Very few because of her intimidating demeanor. Her age despite her well-maintained good looks stuff like that.

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biocoal In reply to XennyDiemes [2014-09-04 09:01:37 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I see. Well who ever Val pick as her new lover is going to be very lucky.

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