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xAyame12x — Malfunction - Sans x Reader: Part 5
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Published: 2016-01-09 04:59:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 8678; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 0
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Description A/N: Sorry it is a very long chapter, but a lot of things are going to happen!  So sit back, relax, and enjoy!

“You are all so stupid!  Leaving this contraption all by itself!  Who needs to kill everyone, when you can just turn them into helpless babies! Hehehehe!”

You watched as he began to swing the gun around from person to person, his face distorted in an evil grin, “Hmmmm, who should I change into a baby first? Hehe!  The King and Queen?  No, no, that would be a too simple of an answer!  Oh!  Maybe I should change the skeleton into a baby so he can join his brother!  Better yet, maybe I should change the metal man into a tiny little radio, Hehe!  Or…”

You whined quietly as you saw the flower’s eyes look at you, almost as if he was looking into your soul.  He smirked, “Or, I could change the human into a tiny baby.  It would be too easy to kill them and be really easy to gain their soul!”

“You will do no such thing,” Toriel spoke as she took a step forward, causing Flowey to point the Gun of Youth at her.

You watched as the others took a step forward as well, staying close to one another so they could use teamwork to defeat this plant.  It began to laugh, its face going all sorts of creepy!  Everyone stopped and looked at Flowey after taking another step towards him.

“I knew I was right…hehe,” he pointed the gun at all four.  “You are ALL so STUPID!  I think it is time for a TIME OUT!!”

You yelled out to scatter, but was too late.  A large beam came from the frizzing gun.  You took the opportunity to sneak behind Flowey while he wasn’t looking and snatched the gun away from him.  He growled out and looked up at you, his leaves pressed to his stem in an angry posture.

“Human!  What do you think you’re doing!”

You set the gun down on a nearby table and began to smash the living tar out of it with a baseball bat that you found.  You had enough of this stupid gun!  You would apologize to Alphys for ruining her project!  After you demolished the gun, you grabbed an empty planting pot and smirked at the flower, your (e/c) glowing brightly, “What should have been done a long time ago!”

*~* HOI! Time Skip! *~*

“Get. Me. Out. Of. This. Pot!”

You smirked at the plant as it struggled in the pot, “Sorry, you are in ‘time out,’ Flowey.”

He growled more and tried to make the pot move so he could maybe have it knock over so he could escape, but what he didn’t know was you glued the pot to the table he was resting on near a window.  Now that the evil rotten flower was contained, you could get to the matter at hand.

Seven babies… there was now seven babies and only one of you.  You saw that Sans, Alphys, and Undyne had woken up due to the racket Flowey was causing.  Picking up Papyrus and Mettaton, who was a radio and was clearly speaking normally just with static, you set them down on the couch with the other three.  When you went to retrieve Toriel and Asgore, you noticed that they were slightly bigger than the others.

“(Y/n), you are vewy tawll nows,” Toriel giggled, “How is da weader (weather) up dhere?”

You facepalmed and ran your hand down your face before letting out a frustrated sigh, “Toriel,” you said in a slight stern voice.

“Be nice you meanie,” Asgore said as he crossed his small arms in front of him.

“Fuffy Buns!  Who are you cawing a meanie!”

“You, you icky girl!  You has cooties!”

“Nuh uh!”

“Yes huh!”

You shook your head at the two as they argued back and forth.  You knelt down and put your hand on their shoulder, “Guys, be nice to each other!”  They looked at you, and before you knew it there was tears in their eyes and they began to cry.  You patted their backs and cooed them, trying to calm down.

“Heh heh.”

Your body jerked as you heard Sans giggle, you knew that giggle all too well even if he was a baby.  That giggle meant he was doing something he shouldn’t.  Standing up as fast as you could, you turned around and stopped when you couldn’t move your body.  Your (e/c) eyes looked at the couch to see Sans leaning on the back of the couch facing you, his hand outstretched with a blue aura around it, his left eye glowing blue.

Before you could say anything, Sans lifted his hand slightly, causing your body to go up a few feet.  You growled in frustration, “Sans, put me down right now!”

The baby skeleton giggled again and lifted his hand more, causing you to go to the ceiling and hitting your head.  You winced at the pain and opened your mouth to tell him to put you down, but you realized… you were really high up off the ground…

“Sans… do not put me down!”

“Alphys!  Leave the evil plant alone!  He is not a toy!”

“Undyne!  Quit chasing the annoying dog with your spear!  I told you not to run with that!”

“Toriel, apologize to Asgore right now for putting marshmallow in his fur!  And Asgore, apologize for gluing flowers on Toriel’s dress!”

“Papyrus!  (“I could use a hand Darling~”) Don’t use Mettaton as a teething relief, you don’t know where he has been!”

*~* HOI!  Time Skip Again! *~*

Sitting on the floor against the wall, you placed your face in your hands.  You had no clue that taking care of seven baby monsters and a demonic flower was a handful!  But you were just glad it was peaceful right now since all of them had fallen asleep, except Flowey.

“Human.”

You lift your head out of your hands and looked at Flowey with a glare, “What?”

He looked at you with a serious face, “I want to make a deal with you.”

“Ha, a deal with you?  Why would I do that?”

The flower glared at you, but then his facial features softened slightly, “What if I told you I know someone who can fix this.”

You huffed, “Yeah, okay.  Because this person can come here and change everyone back to their old selves?”

Flowey growled and crossed his leaves in front of his stem and turned away, “Why do I even bother trying to help you if you are just going to be rude and mean about it!  I guess your precious little friends will just stay babies forever!”

You opened your mouth to argue back, but you closed it.  He was right… you were kind of being rude right now… but he would be the same too if he had to take care of the babies!  But… maybe he really did know someone who could fix this?  Standing up, you walked over to Flowey and grabbed his pot and turned it (it is a different pot since Alphys broke the glued one…).

“Who is this person?”

Flowey glanced up at you and turned his head, “I will not tell you until you put me back in the ground so I am not trapped in this confounded pot!”

You smirked and tilted your head, “If I do that, how can I trust that you are not lying and will just leave?”

The demonic flower growled and began to wave his leaves around angrily, “Why do humans have to make things so difficult!  Fine!  I’ll tell you and then can you put me back in the ground?”

“Yes.”

You picked up Flowey and began to walk towards the area you pulled him out of.  When you made it to the spot, you stopped and looked down at the golden flower.

“His name is Gaster…”  Your eyes widened, you heard that name before.  “I will call him here, and he will help you with your… problem,” he said as he looked at the sleeping babies.

A small laugh escaped your lips, “You know, Flowey, for an evil, soulless flower, you can be really nice.”

Flowey growled and crossed his leaves again and puffed his cheeks out.  A faint blush could be seen on his cheeks, “W-whatever!  Just put me back in the hole so I can go!  Gaster should be here in about five minutes!”

Placing Flowey into the ground, you watched as he disappeared.  You sighed and turned to look at the kids, but paused when you saw a tall man standing next to the couch looking at the kids.  He reminded you of a skeleton, he had cracks near one of his eyes and his mouth.  He looked up at you and smiled before signing in sign language (thankfully you knew sign language.).

“My name is Gaster,” he signed.
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Comments: 30

shiroaltenking [2019-12-06 22:30:12 +0000 UTC]

CLIFF HANGER AW MAN!! DON'T LEAVE US HANGING WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!! AHHH!!! I GOTTA KNOW!! 

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QueenDarkcloud [2017-05-27 17:44:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank goodness. There is someone who can understand... Whew

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Midnight-da-Ruby-Fox [2017-02-25 20:39:09 +0000 UTC]

Sign Language? So He's Not Speaking In Wind Dings This Time? Cool.

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KittyKat123-Lau [2017-02-12 05:18:41 +0000 UTC]

Part 6
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ILovePUNdertale [2017-01-21 00:21:14 +0000 UTC]

Gaster! How nice to see you! I have a tiny, little favor to ask of you... HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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CharaDoesRps [2016-09-06 01:13:47 +0000 UTC]

Is there part 6?

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Kyiettandragon [2016-08-02 03:54:47 +0000 UTC]

WELP.

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LusAlice [2016-06-16 01:43:52 +0000 UTC]

Nvm

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LusAlice [2016-06-16 01:42:24 +0000 UTC]

More plz.
Also isn't gaster sans and papys father.
.-.
۶⁼³₌₃(づ-̩̩̩-̩̩̩_-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)づ and no cliff hanger plz

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Lovli323 [2016-04-17 12:15:18 +0000 UTC]

never mind actually I found the next parts bye!

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Lovli323 [2016-04-17 12:14:24 +0000 UTC]

no pressure to do it or anything but...MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR

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Dragon-Eyed-Girl [2016-02-29 00:15:21 +0000 UTC]

awww

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enhancerxx [2016-02-15 17:56:57 +0000 UTC]

MOOOORE >W<

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FlareKittySketcher [2016-02-13 15:53:58 +0000 UTC]

AOHHHHHHEDHEOUGFUOIEGYKIUWERY$#&IOD%U%UMHYAGKET&*O TEH GIBBERISH OF THE AWESOME ANABELLE!

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CombustibaleLemon [2016-02-05 17:00:57 +0000 UTC]

*Screaming*
Moore!

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ToXicWildcat [2016-02-04 21:42:06 +0000 UTC]

I cant wait for part 6!

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FireafyFan562 In reply to ToXicWildcat [2016-06-01 12:46:52 +0000 UTC]

ME TOO!!!!!!!!
 

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EndersGirl1142 [2016-01-31 18:03:19 +0000 UTC]

Omg lel! When and where is part 6?!? I'm dying! Also this is hardly sans x reader XD but I like this waybetter

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Meian-of-Yin-Yang [2016-01-25 16:04:28 +0000 UTC]

Yay Gaster! Boo Flowey!

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WolfChild23-Drawings [2016-01-09 16:52:45 +0000 UTC]

yay gaster

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SilviaStarlight5 [2016-01-09 07:40:21 +0000 UTC]

Also, Flowey, that did NOT take 5 minutes.

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xAyame12x In reply to SilviaStarlight5 [2016-01-10 02:46:21 +0000 UTC]

Never trust a flower    

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SilviaStarlight5 In reply to xAyame12x [2016-01-10 03:41:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't.

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SilviaStarlight5 [2016-01-09 07:39:04 +0000 UTC]

YAS! You took my advice!

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jamieprincess [2016-01-09 05:07:33 +0000 UTC]

oh lord gaster is coming to town

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KehtaraShadowofice [2016-01-09 05:04:29 +0000 UTC]

.... (totally don't love Gaster...)

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xAyame12x In reply to KehtaraShadowofice [2016-01-09 05:07:22 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry  !!

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KehtaraShadowofice In reply to xAyame12x [2016-01-09 05:08:23 +0000 UTC]

It's sarcasm I adore gaster...

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xAyame12x In reply to KehtaraShadowofice [2016-01-09 05:10:25 +0000 UTC]

oh lol, *is tired and doesn't pick out the sarcasm* 

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KehtaraShadowofice In reply to xAyame12x [2016-01-09 05:15:23 +0000 UTC]

*hug.* es okay darling.

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