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Ah my dear, how are you feeling?
Not too uncomfortable I hope...
You see, you are another,
Lucky individual.
A wondrous being, handpicked by me,
For you are perfect.
Now then,
Before you start screaming,
Before all that noise and unpleasantry befouls these soft red lips.
I've taken the liberty of removing your tongue...
Wag, wag, wag;
That's all it was doing when I extracted it.
Like some, infectious insect
But oh, I shouldn't raise my voice.
That's not very proper of me, hehe.
Now, let's put some markings on you.
Mmm - I'm going to have to get rid of all this, excess.
You see, I can't have a toy that's all bulging in the wrong places.
Dolls are slim, dolls are pretty.
So no, we can't have that...
We'll just slowly slide this tiny slip of metal.
Shlip, shlop, shlip, shlop - and pull!
You see, you see?
It comes right off, like a layer of yellow and red.
Ugh, it's all oily and slick. Yuck!
But, after we're done
We can't have you getting infected can we?
So I'm going to get a little of, daddy's drink.
And we'll pour it all over, to make the bad bugs go away...
Ah, ah, ah, ah, control yourself.
Just because you're awake now doesn't mean you can move.
If you do, it'll tear apart all the other stitches.
But don't worry, they'll be hidden when I put you in a lovely dress.
Now, would you be ever so kind my dear,
And lean your beautiful head back.
I've got to remove those nasty bulbs of yours,
And replace them with these lovely round eyes.
Hee, cross my heart and hope to die.
Stick the plier in their eye! <3
Comments: 206
TgeMiddle [2016-09-10 16:31:03 +0000 UTC]
Still haven't found a poem better then this
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WolfQueen013 [2014-02-18 01:15:10 +0000 UTC]
Delightfully gruesome, I love it.
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mapletoffee [2013-10-23 09:28:48 +0000 UTC]
I like it. I luv toymaker stories.
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marine7000 [2013-10-14 21:30:39 +0000 UTC]
I love it. It's so dark and amazing! Keep up the great work <3
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Light-Dusk [2013-09-03 01:37:00 +0000 UTC]
Excuse me while I go cry in a corner.
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JadedStrayHyena [2013-08-25 02:15:08 +0000 UTC]
I flashed back to Dead Space 2 on that last line. It's... deliciously dark. Yeah, that word works.
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WordOfChen In reply to JadedStrayHyena [2013-08-25 14:08:24 +0000 UTC]
Bwahaha it was a good game eh? :3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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WordOfChen In reply to TheSoaringStaraptor [2013-08-22 06:36:56 +0000 UTC]
haha yes, many others have said the same :3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Kittahi [2013-08-17 03:52:19 +0000 UTC]
if you actually think about this, this can actually happen and it scares me but i love this poem. ;__;
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WordOfChen In reply to Kittahi [2013-08-22 06:37:07 +0000 UTC]
Glad that you like it, but your text is small and hard to read
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Ninja615 [2013-08-16 23:21:09 +0000 UTC]
this interests me.
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WordOfChen In reply to Ninja615 [2013-08-22 06:37:12 +0000 UTC]
Glad you enjoyed it x'3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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kuki12345 [2013-08-16 22:02:15 +0000 UTC]
........
Sleep is overrated anyway.
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WordOfChen In reply to kuki12345 [2013-08-22 06:37:19 +0000 UTC]
Indeed it is, best stay up ^^
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Lady-Dracoleo101 [2013-08-16 03:17:43 +0000 UTC]
Ohh my! This was a great read!!
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WordOfChen In reply to Lady-Dracoleo101 [2013-08-16 15:04:49 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for enjoying it ^^
Don't forget to enjoy the audio too :3
And if you ever want something awesome written, consider commissioning me ^^
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Lady-Dracoleo101 In reply to WordOfChen [2013-08-18 23:08:15 +0000 UTC]
No argument here. Keep up the great work! c: Can't wait for more scribbles!!!
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WordOfChen In reply to Lady-Dracoleo101 [2013-08-19 07:11:58 +0000 UTC]
More is on its way ^^
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Cruel-Quillish [2013-08-15 20:34:58 +0000 UTC]
Ah, ah, ah, ah, control yourself.
Just because you're awake now doesn't mean you can move.
If you do, it'll tear apart all the other stitches.
Fellow toymaker, did you not know of the drug that can aid you?
Rohypnol will be your best friend,
Stops the toys from moving on their own
But won't stop them from breathing.
So you can dangle them by their strings
Unhindered by their own wants and needs.
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WordOfChen In reply to Cruel-Quillish [2013-08-16 15:05:19 +0000 UTC]
Haha, no unfortunately drugs keep them unaware and we can't have that. What fun is a puppet if it doesn't resist?
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Cruel-Quillish In reply to WordOfChen [2013-08-16 15:20:24 +0000 UTC]
This is true, but I more prefer my puppet sedated so they can't resist my pull.
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WordOfChen In reply to Cruel-Quillish [2013-08-16 15:24:38 +0000 UTC]
To each their own eh? ;3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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crysanthemum963 [2013-08-15 15:41:43 +0000 UTC]
Dang, that made me cringe. Seriously, great job!
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WordOfChen In reply to crysanthemum963 [2013-08-16 15:23:27 +0000 UTC]
Thank you kindly for enjoying it ^^
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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WordOfChen In reply to FluffyShocolateSheep [2013-08-16 15:23:40 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for enjoying it :3
If you ever want something commissioned, I'm the man ;3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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AnimalFanatic [2013-08-15 03:59:12 +0000 UTC]
This is... wow. I can't even think of a word for this.
Just truly amazing, it really creeped me out haha x3
I'm more than slightly afraid to listen to the audio though hahah. I don't do scary!
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WordOfChen In reply to AnimalFanatic [2013-08-16 15:24:13 +0000 UTC]
Haha, try it out :3 You might find yourself enjoying it ^^
Anyway, if you ever want something done, you know who to look for :3 I'm the guy to commission >:3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Witchcraftsy [2013-08-14 21:15:40 +0000 UTC]
love it! so creepy, it keeps the reader into it
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WordOfChen In reply to Witchcraftsy [2013-08-16 15:37:53 +0000 UTC]
Thank you very much for enjoying it ^^
If you ever want anything commissioned, feel free to look me up :3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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candygirl101010 [2013-08-14 20:19:20 +0000 UTC]
holy crappppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is a masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WordOfChen In reply to candygirl101010 [2013-08-16 15:38:00 +0000 UTC]
(^_^)b
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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WordOfChen In reply to noorelven [2013-08-16 15:38:11 +0000 UTC]
Glad to have fulfilled your dark needs x'3
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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Alice-Lupin [2013-08-14 18:04:39 +0000 UTC]
ah, those wonderful shivers down my spine
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WordOfChen In reply to Alice-Lupin [2013-08-16 15:38:33 +0000 UTC]
Always good to give them to people no? x'3
Hehe, thanks for enjoying my work and if you ever want something done. Feel free to look me up ^^
-Captain Chenbeard of the Black Fedora Pirates
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