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Wojak1991 — RED Sniper
Published: 2013-08-31 15:55:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 2572; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 8
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A long time since any of the boys did show up.Time for a Sniper.
I don't know who's next ... maybe Pyro? I have a crazy idea.
I hope you like it.
Team Fortress 2 - Valve
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HHEHEHEHEAHUEHAEUAHEHAHEHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAAAAA
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Hehe interesting comment
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**
*Slaps the sniper*
PUT ON A DAMN SHIRT AN' ZIP UP YER PANTS YA BLOODY...er...ugh...
*Walks away shaking head in frustration*
Woi are all moi teammates goin' shirtless?
Do they not understand that doin' that distracts me considerably?!
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Maybe just their shirts were dirty and had to be washed, that's why are shirtless
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*Grumbles*
*Goes to the RED Base laundry room and Pyro skips happily out and I grab the first shirt off the top of the basket*
Thanks, mate! *I call over my shoulder as I run outside again*
*I pause to see who's shirt I took*
*It was a more formal shirt, so I could cross out Scoot, Pyro, (obviously), Sniper, Engie, Solly, Demo, and Snipes. That left Spy and Medic. Well, no faint blood stains, so Spy. He would never let any blood onto his nice clothes. Medic...well. He could go either way. I look around and saw Spy chatting idly with RED Engie*
*I walk over and thrust the garment at him*
Here! Now, go put it on!
*He and I stare at each other for a moment, and finally he slips the shirt on*
"There, mon ami. Satisfied?"
Yes. Now, *I blush a little* keep it on, ya damn hooligan!
*I storm off and go back to the RED Base to find Pyro folding the various articles of clothing*
*After a little while, I have all the RED mercs' shirts, and then go to the BLU Base and do the same thing*
*Now that I have everyone's clothing (except for the one's who didn't need it) I go back out and make rounds*
RED:
Engineer:
*Chuckles as I come back with two piles of shirts* Ya here teh give me the evil stare too, parnder? *I glare at him then throw him his shirt and walk off*
Scout: *Looks at me in confusion, then in mock* Ha! Fine, goyle. Gimme my shirt. *I glare at him and give him his shirt*
Sniper: *Smirks* Back again, are ya? Foine then. Hold this. *Tosses me his Kukri, then puts his shirt on, nearly causing me to drop the clothes*
Medic: Danke. *Eyes me with a suspiciously haughty look*
Soldier: What do you want, maggot? *I explain, ish* *A sly smile pulls across his lips*
BLU:
Engineer: *Smiles when he sees me* *Hugs me gently so as not to knock the clothes off that I'm carrying* Thanks, parnder. *Kisses me lightly on the forehead* *I walk away, blushing deeply*
Scout: *Catches his baseball thrown by his girlfriend over a fence after the ball went haywire from a bad pitch* He he, I'm that amazin', aren't I?
Sniper: *Smiles in a friendly manner* Yeah, OK mate. *I walk away, thinking Thank God, someone who didn't mock me!*
Medic: Hehe, of course! *His stare unnerves me*
Soldier: *Smirks* Hello, Private. *I tell him to put his shirt on* *He gives me a scornful look* Nobody tells me what to do, maggot. *I set the two shirts down on the table and draw my Kukri* "I said put it on." *He glares at me* Fine. *Hands him his shirt and he grabs it, mumbling reluctantly*
Spy: *Mockingly smiles at me* Oh, mon cher, am I being a distraction? *I blush again* "Wo-wot!? No, mate, it's not that! Yeh just need teh put on a shirt or...or yer...ah...gonna get sunburned." *He smirks at me knowingly* "Look, just take the damn shirt!" *I throw it at him and walk away, my face a bright red*
Damn Spois.
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Hehe... This... was... good 
I enjoyed reading this.
Are you planning write fanfics?
Oh, that part about "sunburn"
As a reward for such a loooong comment, have my watch
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Thanks, mate!
Glad ya did!
Hehe, I already do
Yeah XD I basically took a FemSniper and added my weirdness then threw her into a random RP and rolled with it
Thanks so much! Sorry if it was too long, after I start writing I'm not very good at stopping XP
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*Unzipers his pants completely*.............GET OUT!!!! XD
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"now this is a ....... knife 
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Oh yes it is.....wow. [CENCORED]
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CAN'T...LOOK...AWAY...MUST...STARE...*drolls*
Amazing job!
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Oh...*strokes the pretty Sniper*
Very nice, very nice indeed. I think I'll take it.
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Thanks my friend
Where you take it ?
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Of coarse!
Hmmm... where ever....lol
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