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WodanYmirthe2nd — I blame Dwarf Fortress
Published: 2014-02-22 06:19:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 2426; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 1
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When losing is really fun and randomness is your God. Anything could happen in the said game and what is shown on the pic above is just a sliver of what the game will actually give to you.Panel 1: Lack of alcohol will always make dwarves unhappy.
Panel 2: Unreasonable nobles are unreasonable.
Panel 3: Shinki-damned tree huggers and their penchant to love nature.
Panel 4: What happens if you go out to grab a pair of pants while a snowstorm is in effect and there are dragons, undead, goblins, and assorted groups of people who wants to eat your face?
Panel 5: Take your pick: possessed by fairies, possessed by spirits, or went nut-er had an inspiration?
Anyway, Touhou Project is made and owned by ZUN. Dwarf Fortress is made by Toady One.
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Imagine yourself seeing a gold ingot lying in the middle of an open field where the said field has a group of face eating monsters, bandits, and terrible weather. You stupidly decided to brave all of that, run straight for the said gold, and then could not get back to the safety of your home due to critical existence failure contributed by the said lurkers of the open field.
If you fail to get the point, think about what you saw in Panel 4 where Mima lured Orin to go outside just to get the corpse that she dangled in front of her so that she could do stuff to her.
That's is how greedy dwarves are in the Dwarf Fortress when their hauling labors are not disabled, greedy as hell and prepared to lose a kidney or two just to loot a pair of socks that they saw on a dead guy.
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They must be stupid to try and get the ingot.
You mean she's gonna do nasty things on her?
They're really stupid, too.
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Lack of alcohol will always make dwarves unhappy.
"Unhappy" is putting it lightly...
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"I do believe I'm on fire. Now's the best time for a beer!"
Explosions ensue.
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"OH MY ARMOK! A NEW PAIR OF SHOES! I MUST HAVE IT!"
Said shoes are outside where elephant hordes are trampling anything that came out. Fun happens.
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Our most dangerous creatures: Carp, Unicorns, Elephants, and Giant Sponges.
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Don't forget the undead counterparts of Carps and Elephants.
"What's even worse than Carps and Elephants?"
"Zombie Carps and Skelephants."
Somewhere near your fortress, a Necromancer is giggling like a schoolgirl as he revives every elephant corpses nearby.
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Shame they dropped the ability decapitate enemies with vomit in free-roam mode.
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May as well be one with the old way that the throwing skill worked. With said skill, you could could also crush organs with lobbed sand and decapitate the strongest creatures, including a bronze titan with a flying rabbit.
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That sounds fun. Very fun.
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Or, make mundane tasks needlessly awesome, stupid and insane like say, strategically trapping a legion of demons to use as a rubbish disposal.
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Or useless migrant arena. Goddamn legendary +5 cheese maker migrants.
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