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numi666 In reply to ??? [2017-02-03 21:13:11 +0000 UTC]
and also necrophilic, cause edward is dead
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Jasmijnxx [2013-02-15 18:26:53 +0000 UTC]
yep, tottaly true
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msfcatlover [2012-04-14 22:12:38 +0000 UTC]
My mother finds the fourth book, which I've been meaning to read, in my room. She's bored, so she reads it.
Needless to say, I'm grounded.
Also, does anyone else want to know how they made the fourth book into two PG13 movies? 'Cause it's absolutely R material, in my opinion.
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invadertanuki [2011-08-10 04:22:46 +0000 UTC]
lol I love the expressions.
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WolfySM [2011-06-25 19:14:33 +0000 UTC]
nice XD
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JulieannaMarie [2011-05-25 07:19:00 +0000 UTC]
The book doesn't "promote" anything... It's a made-up story. Not real. Just like Harry Potter.
Hasn't anyone ever gotten kissed by someone you didn't want to kiss you? (And, by the way...Bella punched Jacob for that.) That isn't rape. It was wrong, but it wasn't rape.
Edward never forced Bella into having sex. In actuality, she was the one putting the pressure on him to get it on.
And it doesn't "advocate" teen sex. Bella was 18 years old ( a legal adult) when her and Edward finally had sex.
The reason they got married right out of high school is because it was either marriage and getting turned into a vampire, or Bella always in danger of dying and not being able to help out the Cullen's when danger arises.
Bella didn't think she could get pregnant by a VAMPIRE. She was not a 16 year old when she got pregnant.
UGH!!!! PEOPLE!!! It's just a fraking book about a girl who falls in love with a vampire, and her bestfriend just happens to be a werewolf.
Do any of you have a vampire boyfriend, or a werewolf bestfriend?
No!
Anyways! The best YA novel ISN'T Twilight. It's The Hunger Games Trilogy. And that IS undisputable.
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Valravna In reply to JulieannaMarie [2012-04-05 23:40:14 +0000 UTC]
Or the Kingkiller Chronicles. Just saying.
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Valravna In reply to JulieannaMarie [2012-04-05 23:40:02 +0000 UTC]
Clearly you never read A Song of Ice and Fire.
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MonocledGentlewoman In reply to JulieannaMarie [2011-07-09 12:35:01 +0000 UTC]
Bella passed out during sex and he carried on anyway.
Is you're passed out, you can't give consent.
Non-consensual sex = rape.
Now off you go on your happy wanking way <3
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MonocledGentlewoman In reply to JulieannaMarie [2011-07-11 10:01:57 +0000 UTC]
The fact that she wakes up and seems surprised to see things that would have been deeply obvious if she'd been actually concious during the act is a rather telling sign.
Ooop, sorry there's me using logic. *eyelashflutter*
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JulieannaMarie In reply to MonocledGentlewoman [2011-07-14 19:07:20 +0000 UTC]
Like what? Him chewing up all the pillows AFTER sex, while she was asleep? Or her getting bruises from him while doing the deed? Or are you talking about the second time they do it, and he breaks the headboard?
There's no need to be an asshole about something you probably haven't even read.
What's the point? Seriously? You're being a bitch, and trying to tell someone who has read the book three times, what actually happened in the book. I'm a logical person, not a crazed fan girl.
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msfcatlover In reply to JulieannaMarie [2012-04-14 22:10:30 +0000 UTC]
Sorry to break it to you, hon, but that ain't how you're coming off. Might want to tone down the aggression a little, it makes yo sound more reasonable.
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JulieannaMarie In reply to msfcatlover [2012-04-16 17:26:38 +0000 UTC]
I don't even care about this anymore. You're replying to a comment I made a REALLY long time ago.
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JulieannaMarie In reply to msfcatlover [2012-04-16 17:42:59 +0000 UTC]
But it isn't relevant or helpful. And the timing is waaaaaaaayyyy off.
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nukem212 [2010-11-06 03:41:35 +0000 UTC]
Thats a good laugh. =d
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RosesEternal [2010-10-22 01:28:23 +0000 UTC]
I totally respect you for all your Twilight bashing skill.
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koga443 [2010-08-03 20:48:19 +0000 UTC]
OWNED
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xXRoza-SuicideXx [2010-07-19 04:54:06 +0000 UTC]
and she gets the bruises to prove its rape lmfao
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vamp92 [2010-06-23 07:21:12 +0000 UTC]
lol
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34will [2010-06-07 11:07:34 +0000 UTC]
Boom headshot.
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RollingEye [2010-04-22 22:05:53 +0000 UTC]
Where is this... reality... you speak of?
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papertrees [2010-02-14 07:36:19 +0000 UTC]
yup, "EPIC LOL" just abt sums it up. ^^
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iAmcake [2010-01-03 06:55:50 +0000 UTC]
Its not considered sex when you get bruises afterwards or fall asleep right when it starts.
Edward must be one hell of a lover.
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fb1907 [2009-12-11 00:21:22 +0000 UTC]
XD
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InsaneVideoGamr [2009-11-16 23:31:57 +0000 UTC]
XD twi-tard got owned!! I love it!!
and you drawing style is very lovley!
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awsmemuffin [2009-11-10 19:12:17 +0000 UTC]
is there really a sex scene in twilight??!?!?! omigosh!!
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gethsemane-butler In reply to awsmemuffin [2009-11-28 20:49:01 +0000 UTC]
A "sex" scene. Actually, there's really nothing much, because Bella passes out.
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gethsemane-butler In reply to awsmemuffin [2009-11-28 22:44:02 +0000 UTC]
It's Bella. As in, the same Bella who thinks a manically depressed disco ball is the greatest thing ever.
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gethsemane-butler In reply to awsmemuffin [2009-11-29 22:52:41 +0000 UTC]
And goes all emo when she can't smell his sparkly farts and ask for permission to breathe.
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awsmemuffin In reply to gethsemane-butler [2009-11-30 21:26:10 +0000 UTC]
'LET ME SMELL YOUR SPARKLY FARTS EDWARD!' yes... totally romantic... i can see what they mean...
because smelling sparkly farts is almost as romantic as farting on someones hand!
or as romantic as pushing someones hand into a plug socket... i did those things... not romantic in ANY WAY!!
I think the worst things are i did the last one to my boyfriend... WHILE WE WERE KISSING!!
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awsmemuffin In reply to gethsemane-butler [2009-12-01 19:48:20 +0000 UTC]
*backs away* XD
sparkly farts... hmmm... i wonder whether when he farts its sparkly??
*sparkle farts on my brother* YOU JUST GOT VAMPIRE'D! *runs away laughing like a loon*
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